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Whats the weirdest thing you saw?

| I was just thinking: man this town is nuts.

So why dont we all share out experiences of the strange happenings in GC?
>IA


| Well;

Bear in mind, I don't know everything- I wasn't there and all -but a camjockey friend of my fiancee's who used to work in Glitz tells me this story:

Apparently, right after the whole 'Industrial District getting kill sat'd' thing, this robot chick was in Glitz, hanging out in front'a some brothel. She's chatting with the bunny out front when this go-ganger- Huge guy, I think they call 'im Big Brad -shows up and starts, ya know, molesting the poor bun and all that.


| Robot chick tells Brad to get the fuck off'a the bun or something, makes a chicken motion. Brad doesn't take kindly to it, gets right up in robo-chick's face. She doesn't move. He pulls out a hatchet, and...

The girl telling me the story says she couldn't 100% process it but one second robo-chick was standing there and the next she was holding onto his crotch and the guy was screaming like his life depended on it. Probably did, actually.


| Astro Girl ain't done, though. She pulls... and pulls... and pulls... And... Well, let's just say he's not called Big Brad anymore.


| >>426230 >>426233 >>426234
Wow...ok...thats it just wow.

Like the strangest i saw was a dude eat a car.
A whole car...just like with a fork.
>IA


| I once saw a flying mountain get nuked. The rest is classified.


| I still can't get over how quickly the brits retreated just after they declared war.

fastest war ever.


| Once i saw a small lillim and a gal with a webcam on her hat walking around lookin like they just opened the gates to hell. When i passed em, the lillim said somfin like "all i want for mega Christmas is your log."

I got my theories on what she meant.


| How do you manage to see things like that? Nothing ever happens in my life. When I see two people argue it's already more unusual than most of everything I can remember...


| I saw a guy sneak into an automated milk farm to kill a cow and eat it raw


| I saw a dude shoot another dude because he thought his hat would look better on his dog. It did look pretty cute really, minus the bloodstain.
-Freshface


| >>426708

MotherFUCKER, I thought I killed and ate every last witness.


| >>426708 >>426802
oh sh!t

EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE MAD COW MUNCHER

FU***** SCATTER!!!!!
>IA


| >[User IA has disconnected]


| IT'S TOO LATE MOTHERFUCKERS

I KNOW WHERE YOU ALL LIVE


| OH SH!!!!!!!!!T

*dies*
-anon


| I hate flooding my base with dead bodies,stop trying to kill me goddamnit


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| WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NOT TRYING TO KILL ME

>Stoptrying.jpx
>An image was sent.There is a burning corpse among a bunch of ashes and a bunch of burnt skeleton

Seriously,Im fucking tired of getting rid of the corpses.Y'all gonna get your life wasted and I gotta keep wasting my fuel on burning your corpses


| >>426968
Also,dont post your phone number on the internet.I literally can track your phone location and kill you right now.But since Im a nice guy,I will not do it and suggest you throw away that phone before someone come and murder you


| Execute


| >>426968 Get another number immediately if that is not a burner number. Please. -Trill

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