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Inferno Mapo Tofu
| His name's Kyogoku, he works at a bar called Blue Lantern. That guy is a legend, lemme tell ya
- Mistral
| A legend? Am I going to be okay?
| Yeah,you are going to be fine,his stuff taste pretty nice
| Mmmmmmm that mapo tofu man
It was goooood.
>IA
| Soooo just HOW spicy is this mapo tofu? Bet I can totally handle it. You wouldn't possibly let some weak ass food defeat you right? But lol maybe I can see your puffed up, pained face lmao when I get to Blue Lantern -Dicktator
| >>422752
Hmmm...how di i put this...
I had it and if it wasnt for some cool tech bits i had active.
Well lets just say that it was so spicy it could knock someone out if they couldnt handle spice
One could smell it cooking from the kitchen and it would cause their eyes to water.
Bartender had to wear a mask
So yeah. It was really goood
>IA
| Fuck it, might as well order TWO bowls!!-Dicktator
| W-well. I got a good meal and a REALLY NICE PRE DINNER NAP! The service was GREAAAT and I will definitely be doing this again! Yeah!
Heeeey. I wonder if I could order like mass amounts of these and terrorize the hell out of people with it? Or use it on the operating table in lieu of proper anaesthetic! Just like that old war with Blue and Gray!
Also shout out to J. Feng for the full body exo suit. Very very molestation (but not fingerprint) proof. -Dicktator
| >Well, at least someone's having fun.
-Crazy Diamond
| > A picture of a razorkid, with a mouth full of Mapo tofu is posted. His face us bright red and there is a vapor of heat visibly rising from his body. He looks ready to faint.
OH GOD. SO HOT, BUT SO GOOD. HOLY SHIFT. SEND HELP.
| I'm with Crazy Diamond! I want some of that! -Nightwolf
| Ill keep to my sweets thanks
-KY
| >>423305 >>423314 Seriously? It's at The Blue Lantern. Make sure that Kyogoku man is in. The Shigeru dude's version ain't shit.
| Mapo watto?
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| dark bar cannot see a blue lantern
| Drunkowl lost on the party please anyone show where is the bar
| >>423586 >A map is pulled up, with the location of the bar marked
Hmmm. I'm not sure how this would react with my systems, but I think my father would love this! -Trill
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| So I heard there's a guy that makes stupid hot Mapo tofu.
I lost a bet and I gotta get my word check. Where do I go?