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MY REIGN BEGINS NOW
| ALL SHALL BOW TO MY WILL.
THE VERY WEATHER AND CLIMATE IS IN MY CONTROL DUE TO MY BRILLIANCE!
I AM THE EMPEROR!
I AM THE STATE!
| I like it.
Thanks Penguin-san
| I've been gone for a month and this happens what the hecc!?
-Arable
| >>418833
Agreed.
I only have returned a few days ago but now here i am.
Leading a small army of robots to stop the stupidity
>IA
| how'd u even steal so many freezing units without being noticed? u have human patsys?
| Shut up,penguins.Your reign wont last long,cuz I aint payin tax to no penguin
| >>418726
Hey!No matter who you are,you will never rip off Louis XIV and get away with it
-PreGC-History Bloke
| Sigh...
Yare yare daze.
>RM
| >>419123
I have followers who recognize that with me they will survive this city. And I prove it to them with this. I have tamed the district all have expressed fear of. Turning it into my own domain of ice and snow.
-The Emperor
| >>419480
Are you sure about that? I had similar experience in Russia. But instead you, folks, we had friggin augmented polar bears. And we melted the absolute crap out of their ice and snow.
You just dont know who you dealing with here.
-nC
| >>419480
Yeah dude, you also freezed the shit out of my junkyard. And no one, I say, no one freezes my junkyard.
- Mistral
| Looks like I need to do some animal control
-Falschen
| You're the leader of the penguins? Well, I just might have to adopt you then.
-Evening
| >>419480
You freezed the fuck out of my factory,I worked for those metal scraps,you arsehole
-Impulse
| I WILL SLAY ALL PENGUINS!!
-Penguin slayer
| Right then i am moving out soon
I will see you fine folk later
>IA
|
| If you withdraw troops from the neighbor you invaded ,unfreeze them,free all the captive,let people go in and out of flooded without getting turned into penguin followers,stop killing or destroy stuff and let the people who are unwilling to be in your army go,basically be a good penguin and leave everybody alone.We promise we wont slaughter you to extinction
| >>420059
1 No
2 No
3 There are no captives, interesting how you think of tourists like that.
4 No one is "tutned" they follow me because they know they should.
5 No
6 That isn't an occurance
7 Fuck off you fuck.
| -The Emperor
| Seems that your little negotiation didn't work, time to get down to business and slaughter these little fiends.
-Penguin slayer
| (settings tread? tell me if you made one)
| >>420062 >>420059
And thanks to that
I have a casus belli
You know what >>420067 >>0d9b4d
Said about war?
Cuz your about to have 5k + kill bots to contend with unless you immediately reconsider
Fair warning i am required to say due to the UN code of conduct
>IA
| 1.It's not a war when I'm the only one slaughtering them.
2.If anyone helps, not my concern.
-Penguin slayer
| (was I somehow not clear its only 1 penguin?)
| Last warning,before I start bombarding flooded and your sweet lil ice tower with artilleries.
STOP TRYING TO FUCKING TAKE OVER GC YOU FAT FUCK
| (If this doesnt work,create a setting thread)
| >>420125
Should think that through. Unless you're up for killing innocent children.
>>420127
(I don't have that kind of free time.)
| Oh, Emperor, are you a male or female? If I'm to adopt you, that's a very important question.
-Evening
| Im assuming its a "he" and not "she" because if its a "she",then it would be "empress" instead of "emporor"
| Uhhhh.. The mood change was fast here..
-Arable
| See the problem is right now.
if you attack them they can take the people hostage but also since they haven't ofcicially yet that means we'll be seen as bad guys. Especially to the kids. Mortars would cause collateral damage. What we need is someone who can protect the people and also make sure the penguin can't pull a pr move out of it...
| Do you mean you need a guy clad in armor with a sword and shield because that's the least collateral damage cause, who wants to slaughter penguins? That's Penguin slayer if you ask me.
-Arable
| Do you know what kind of armor I'm wearing, if you don't then don't complain I've fought these penguins since they were lurking in the shadows but now they're threatening GC and I'm doing what I do best.
-Penguin slayer
| Just destroy the fucking freezing units,the weather and climate will do the rest
| I just like killing penguins don't stop me!
-Penguin slayer
| Who do I side with,penguin mafia or a psychopath who hate penguin for some reason
| Your tone turn from a cold-blooded killer to a 6 year old so quickly I thought I was talking to someone else
| >>420268
Yeesshhh that makes this more complicated
Guess ill just focus of evacuating the civilians until i can get proper justification.
You win this round oh emperor
>>420210
You aim to adopt and tame the mafia leading penguin?
You know what that would be funny.
>>420312
How can penguins cause you a trauma so bad you wish to kill them all?
Also that reminds me of an anime..
>IA
| >>420339
Keep on evacuating the civilians
Once thats done,we can start a full-scale assualt
-Barrage
| >>420379
Its been going rather smoothly so far
They seem to be ok with being escorted out of a soon to be war zone.
Even if said escorts are robotic soldiers luckily
When shelling i ask that you use tazer rounds to avoid any unneeded deaths enemy or otherwise
My robots can handle some emp round thanks to some copper underplate
>IA
| Yes,of course,we must elminate any unneeded death,I will be sure to let my friend know
-Barrage
| There are people who are prepping that have dealt with Napoleon Bonapeng once already.
Please for your safety and the safety of civilians do not attempt to attack him.
He is extremely crafty and is known to plan for many variables.
| (I'm so fuccin sleepy when I write these things I'm confused about my own character lmao)
-Penguin slayer
| Who is Napoleon Bonapeng?You mean the "Emperor"?
| What if we change the plan from full blown operation to just assassination?Appearantly,the central of power is the emperor right?
-Barrage
| >>420579
You could try, but he's survived 107 so far in his history. Though admittedly that is a number he said. And very much could be an exaggeration.
| Lets just stick with an attack operation then
-Barrage
| >>420584
As I said there are people who have dealt with him that are preparing. I don't know if thats the best move. He's..rather eccentric.
| What do you mean by that?Apart from having penguin-masked human as the army
| DEUS VULT BROTHERS,OUR SAVIORS IS HERE,IN THIS TIME OF DARKNESS.HE WILL SAVE US FROM THE DEVIL
| Is not that hard, we make penguin masks just like theirs to pass their security like knife trough butter
| >A picture of one of many little ice towers that surrounds the flooded getting blown to pieces
THESE LOWLY PESTS CANNOT GO AGAINST THE WILL OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR,ALL HAIL MOTHERLAND RUSSIA AND THE LORD AND SAVIOR
-Viktii Dova
| These terrorists,I thought we wiped them out.Atleast,they do something useful,for once.This would be a good distraction
-Barrage
| >>420605
(The terrorists will help us in this events,Im also planning on creating an ARG,so this is kinda like an actual debut event that these guys participate in)
| (I will make a setting thread "(Setting)Impulse's hideout)
| Luckily I have fur
-The Wolf
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| >an image of an emperor penguin and several people in penguin masks and thick coats stand on the edge of a tower overlooking a sheet of ice and old highways and destroyed buildings. The image looks to have been taken via a flying drone. Behind them some blimps can be seen in the distance.
I AM THE EMPORER!