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Hii i'm a new kid ( ; w;)
| Do you have any idea where you are currently so I can give you accurate directions?
| i dunno ;w ; i'm surrounded by big scary shiny signs! they're all burgers and stuff!
| You're probably in the Neon district then. Find a street sign or something. Or you could always ask someone at one of the /burg/ shops where you are.
| Okay~...
But mommy told me not to talk to strangers qwq
| You are right now. If this is a joke, it's sort of a waste of time, so how old are you and how can you substantiate this?
| Y-yeah, but online strangers can't hurt me...
>A picture is uploaded of a 9 year old kid... Wiith bunny ears!
| >>414915
In this city they can, kid. I suggest you be careful. /Burg/er joint workers won't hurt you, they're just working stiffs and probably will help you out, give asking one for help a shot.
| oki! ^w^
Thanks for the help stranger!
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HELP! THEY WANT TO PUT A UNIFORM ON ME AND START MAKING ME WORK!
| >>414920
1986 CLPR act applies here, could say that, but I suggest you just leave the /burg/ place alone. Perhaps someone could try tracking your location on this thread? Getting you home is a priority.
| ...Do you remember anything? Don't accept any strange phone calls. -Trill
| >>414985
(Was a meta joke since they weren't following the RP scheme of the thread or doing physical roleplay correctly through pink text, so add on R/whoosh as well.)
| I think I can might be able to track your location,hold on kid
-Impulse
| (whoops pretend that "can" isnt there,my apologies)
| I tracked his location,hes here:
>A location somewhere in the neon district,near a few branches of /burg/ shop that open ridiculously close to each others
Anyone care to pick him up/got a place he can stay?
-Impulse
| I ended up sleeping at the burg...
>w>
Saw some scary people approuching me, something about turning me in... >w <
| >>415151 Oh dear. I know someone who can help you. She's located in Uptown but it shouldn't take her more than 30 minutes to get to where you are. She also has a 7 year old son that you could make friends with! Talk to him about soccer, he loves it!
From there I'm sure she can help you until we find your parents. Keep a lookout for a blonde lady with purple glasses, her name is Sheila.
Her husband is...away right now. Try not to mention him, it makes them sad.-Trill
| Oki!
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Where's uptown? o .o
| Turning you in? Who the heck put a bounty on a 9-year old? Or did you do something illegal
-Impulse
| >>415329 It's a different part of Glitch City. There's more space and less funny lights everywhere, and the buildings are nicer.
Sheila should be heading over now, called her a few minutes ago. I also told her about you possibly being a target, so she might have to pass you off as her child or disguise you until the scary people go away. Remember, she's the blonde lady with purple glasses.
>>40abaf How could they possibly do anything illegal?-Trill
| While the bounty hunters could potentially be bringing them back to their family, its hard to tell and I'd rather not guess on who or where they're going to spirit this kid away to.-Trill
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| Uhm uhm uhm uhm
so i just woke up in this city
and everythings weird and shit! QWQ
Does anywhere know somewhere that's safe?