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(AD)IPGAS presents: Jurassic Realm, NOW in Glitch City!
| >The trideo jumps to showing an enormously large spaceship of some sort slowly floating above Glitch City, before bringing itself over to the waters just off the coast of West Port and slowly landing inside the ocean. The ship is flat, and has a large spherical top the size of the skyscrapers of Glitz. To say it is massive is an understatement. It seems to be some sort of green energy keeping the sphere intact in hexagonal patterns. It is ultimately futuristic beyond even GC.
| "Isla Tacaño (Tiny Island, in your version of Spanish) is a a 16-mile long simulated land mass inside of a biosphere, which is a self-contained atmosphere within the ship, specifically tailored to match how this planet is assumed to have looked millions of years into the past, when the creatures you call "Dinosaurs" roamed the Earth! Through the marvels of genetic and synthetic engineering, we have cracked the code to creating these life-forms once again, for your entertainment!"
| >The trideo jumps to above the ship, giving a top-down view of "Isla Tacaño".
"Within Isla Tacaño, there are 5 Districts we have created to simulate different areas you may wish to go: The Residential District, where you can stay and relax while looking over the rest of the park-"
>A section in the Center part of the map is highlighted, where large floating hotels seem to be, as floating tram-like vehicles go back and forth to the other "Districts".
| "The Aquarium District, where dinosaurs of all types reside beneath the waves for you to explore! Sit back and eat a fine dinner in our "Under the Sea" diner, a submarine ship that roams through the waves and lets you get up-close-and-personal with the dinosaurs!"
>A section of the map in the North is highlighted, showing a large sea. If you look carefully, you can see what looks to be an island in the middle...
| "The Natural Habitat District, where you can go to see dinosaurs of all different types and from all different climates living their lives naturally! Catch a family of Triceratops grazing the fields, and see towering Brachiosaurs touch the tops of trees to eat, and if you're lucky, you may catch a pack of Velociraptors hunting some prey!"
>The area West of the map is highlighted, which looks like a large amount of exhibits with grasslands to forests, floating cars hovering over...
| "The Genetic Engineering District, where you can explore the history of the dinosaurs, IPGAS, and the process of how we came to be the galaxies finest entertainment corporation by taking risks and boldly going where no others would go before! Watch the incubation process, and how we've learned to genetically customize the dinosaurs traits and make them more entertaining to you!"
>The area of the map to the East is highlighted, and large buildings dominate this side of the map.
| "And finally, our most famous District, The Fight Dome! Watch your favorite predators dance in nature's most ancient artform: Conbat! With new improvements being made to the genomes of the dinosaurs each day, these guys only get deadlier and deadlier, all the better for you to watch! Have you ever seen a Tyrannosaurus Rex fight a Spinosaurus?! Thrilling to watch, to be sure! We may have even cooked up something special in the lab, something new, something deadlier than the past..."
| >A large, ominous white dome building dominates the South section of the map. It has, by far, the most traffic going to it.
"Get your tickets now, you won't want to miss out on this once-in-three-generation experience! Once we're gone, we're not coming back for quite a while! You can purchase a Day Pass, a Three Day Pass, or a Week Pass! All expenses of hotel and food are separate."
>The trideo circles back to the logo, as prices are then listed:
| Day Pass: 500 Nuyen
Three-Day Pass: 1250 Nuyen (Good Deal!)
Week Pass: 3000 Nuyen (Best Deal!)
Hotel Costs: 600 Nuyen a night at the Ice Age Hotel, a 15-star hotel!
Motel Costs: 100 Nuyen a night at the Meteorite Hotel, a 5-star motel.
>A form submission to purchase tickets is then sent, and comments are then opened.
| SIGN ME UP PENDEJO I LOVE FURRACKING DINOS
-it'saTrap!
| I've seen enough trideos to know where this is going.
| Can I get transferred into a dinosaur body now please
| BUYIN' 4 FOOKIN TICKETS, I GOTSA SEE DEEZ KILLIN' MACHINES MESELF!
-Diesel
>Four "Day Passes" are purchased!
| Da guys'll 'ave a hayday wit'wat I 'ave planned fo' dis, harharhaaaar! I can smell da money now!
-Diesel
| ...I don't like dinosaurs. They're scary monsters.
Are there any cute ones? -Six
| I bet you there isn't going to be any realistic looking dinosaurs and it will just be lame, trideo stock.
| Seriously how much to upload myself to a fucking Dino body?
| Alright,so I found this old,even ancient "movie" ya know the 2D ones and a player for it.So I watch this thing called "Jurassic world" and it sound too familar to this lmao
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| >A trideo begins to play, revealing a logo of some sort of sharp-toothed dinosaur fossil with a green background, in a circle with the words "Jurassic Realm" in front of them as triumphant, awesome but notably memetastic music plays.
"Interplanetary Genetic & Synthetic Engineering Technologies INC (Better known as IPGAS) is excited to announce the arrival of Jurassic Realm off the coast of Glitch City! Come one, come all to see the wonders of the planet you call "Earth"'s past!"