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I just slotted a lilim, AMA
| You know they can come back right
| >>407188
wah? No! SLOTTED, not GEEKED!
As in, I had SEX. Good grief whattya think I am, some kind of murderer?
| Was it a gurl or guy
| >>407230
that's a trick question innit? Lilims don't have genders...
...but... uh... this one did have a pretty skillful mouth...
| oH OH! did they come with the new supervibrating ultraheating tongue V2040? I heard it now comes in 12 different orgasmic speeds!
| i sure hope you didn't just slot and walk out on them ;_;
| >>407241
god how did you guess!?
I couldn't even last past level 2- cripes-
>>407244
Wah? Nah I ain't like that.
I gave her a big tip first.
| Oh.
Well I guess that's better than nothing ;_;
| >>407252
Well that's great for bank balance, but lilim need love too you know ;_;
I'm totally not just projecting ;_;
| >>407255
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man yer making me feels
ok fine, you wanna hook up? I get off work at the Amigo Taco on Main in a few hours, where you wanna meet?
| >>407258
I'm sick of hookups, every guy I've been with for the past three years has just slotted and walked. I'm just gonna go buy a thousand cats and fill the void in my heart with even more drugs and VR dating sims than usual, real men aren't worth the heartache ;_;
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sorry
| >>407260
WELL THEN YOU MY FRIEND SHOULD GET A VENDING MACHINE HUSBANDO, THEY AREN'T REAL THEY'RE JUST MACHINES AND WILL ANYTHING YOU TELL THEM.
-Paid for by Vindertech
| WHO NEEDS EMOTIONS WHEN YOU CAN JUST SIMULATE IT?
AND OF COURSE THEY CAN LEGALLY GIVE CONSENT, EVEN THE SHOTA ONES!
| >>407304
If I want simulated emotions I can just play a VR dating sim where all the boys are perfect and none of them are large rectangular metal boxes full of junk food and condoms
| Don't knock it til you try it, and besided they're pretty much more sexbot then vendingmachine, though i guess you want more from a relationship.
I understand, gets lonely with this mindless harem...
| you know what, fyuck it. at this point im drunk and desperate enouyght to try a fucking vending machien husbando l9ol. maybe illget lucky an it;ll fall over and crush me to deahtjh
| enjoy....
| I recommend Dorothy if anyone is looking for one.
She's sweet.
| >>407378 as of right now, pretty sure she's still a lilim. Real darling, not sure how she copes with some of her creepier customers though. Considering her appearance
| >>407359 I would be careful about the public vending machines. They place criminal AIs in em as part of their sentence.
| Criminals up your ass ...
| I met Dorothy once. She's cute.
| well what do you know, im so fucking repulsive that even a fucking vending machine would rather slot and walk. just kill me now.
| >>407702
That vending machine was probably just a playa looking for a quick fix...
Don't let it get you down it's not easy to find someone you really click with
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