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DON'T LOOK UP
| "But I am a mere Huddle of Disparity", you say! "Wise not in the science of Corporate Astrology!" Well why didn't you say so, friendo! We'll crawl you through the basics.
| First, forget everything you think you've been told. Throw out your Newsfeeders, burn your Soapbox Factories, consume your Talking Heads and your Partymen and your Recursive Utopists. THESE are MECHANISMS – NOT PEOPLE – That THEY use to activate your Radio Slave Controls and keep YOU in your CYCLICAL ETERNAL SILICON SINGULAR HELL. NEVER trust ANYTHING that would PRESUME to give you their Truth. Nothing Real can be shared. Only the means by which Truth might be revealed.
| Second, NEVER LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN. That applies to the Fiscal Sun just as much as it does to the Physical Sun. BOTH will catch you staring. Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners? You can't beat the Pax Commercium at Its Own Game. Your "eyes" are THEIR property, which THEY are only too happy to reclaim.
| Second, NEVER LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN. That applies to the Fiscal Sun just as much as it does to the Physical Sun. BOTH will catch you staring. Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners? You can't beat the Pax Commercium at Its Own Game. Your "eyes" are THEIR property, which THEY are only too happy to reclaim.
| Third, use the Wrong Tools for the Right Job. Being "sensible" is how the Pax Commercium keeps its Projection-Web Sharp and Sticky. Be creative; the antithesis of sensible. You have to trick the Neutrino-Entangled Ego-Reapers into lookmove the other way. Move along, nothing to seethink here! That's why I always disguise my Divinations as seizures. Gets them every time.
| So now you've excised yourself of Null-Thoughts and turned off your Radio Slave Controls, you have your Assorted Deceptions and Misdirections and you're making sure to Look Around Corners and Through Mirrors. Good job, friendo! What do you see? What do the Fiscal Stars hold? You might be wondering how corporate minutiae could possibly predict the future. The devil is in the details.
| As above, so below. Read between their quarterly reports. Watch the sigils formed by the rise and fall of the market. See the transmissions coded in traffic patterns in their offices. Hear the subliminal signals in their adverts. Each is a piece of one puzzle, a piece of the cypher of another.
| Zaibatsu currently hides their pertinent info in the Gematric value of every fourth prime-numbered word of their Q2 investor relations reports. Use that to determine the House in which their Sign currently is, which in turn gives you the position of Jinterprise and Rxcellence.
| Rxcellence in turn can tell you whether or not Jinterprise, Veritech, Realty Nua, and Ares are in retrograde. Determine via the clockwise vs counterclockwise traffic patterns at the HR department of their Downtown offices. COLONYCORP has the Greater Key, following which will lead you to the rest of the pieces of the horoscope. Map out the activity patterns of their internal comms on a Cartesian plane. Quantity of activity is x, signal-to-noise ratio is y.
| Care for a demonstration, friendo? Let me give you some free financial advice: don't invest in construction.
| K-TRAN is retrograde and has entered the 4th House, Correctio. The K-TRAN/Jinterprise midpoint is in the 7th House, Acquisitio, with Veriatech. Said midpoint intersects with the Ares/Realty Nua line, which runs over the Industrial Meridian. Veriatech and Zaibatsu follow the current direction of the Equity Erc, while K-TRAN and Realty Nua travel opposite. The Bull will sit its tendon on the debris of the Industrial District, and those who ride it will fall.
| first thing i do when i get back home is show nef anyo this fucking thread -tenno
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| My idol.
My idol has returned.
Please, take me under your wing.
I want to understand.
I want to learn.
| oh, alright OP.. yeah.. i wont.. thanks man..
| I haven't returned. I never left. I've been here all along, friendo. Watching you.
| This Tendril-Instance Array did experience a minor Signal Disruption during the riots (which were actually the psychic birththroes of a cluster of Invisible Undetectable Teratogenous Nanosilphinids that burrow into your DNA and eat it from the inside out).
| The Psychosilicon Hymenopterid Collective Singular Superstructure sent SWARM AFTER SWARM OF SPY PUPPET RAZOR PHOTONS AND EVEN MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF WALL SPIDERS AND EVEN SNEAK RECURSIVE PAIN DRONES TO SURGIC SUBCONSCIOUS EXTERMINATE ME WHILE THE REST OF THIS HATEFUL MATERIAL WORLD WAS RADIO SLAVE CONTROLLED INTO THEIR PREEMPTIVE HISTORIOPHAGIC FALSE-FLAG RECONSTRUCION
| You will learn. Your understanding will flourish and you will rise above this Autonomic Torture and into the Sub-Living-Death Numerals. Your every moment will be suffering beyond anything the Premortem Corpses will comprehend. But when all is said and done YOU will know Love and YOU will help bring Love to the masses of Radio Singular Slaves. There is no higher calling.
| TEACH ME MASTER
I MUST KNOW MORE
I MUST KNOW MORE
| I mean if you think about it what hes saying does make sense.
| nef anyo's going to fucking love you op -tenno
| You think NOTHING but the Null-Thoughts THEY directly implant into your brain via the Neutrino-Entangled Ego-Reapers which continuously pass through all conventional space/matter. NOTHING makes sense. Logic is just another Autonomic Torture that the Psychosilicon Hymenopterid Collective Singular Superstructure use to keep you TERRORIZED RADIO SILICON SINGULAR SLAVES. ALL other thoughts are Psychosurgically Excised and Lobotomized.
| can a lawyer please translate this bullshit into human language
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| I looked down
| >They don't even consider AUCR, Ares and Rikensenergi
Shit thread, cucked and bluepilled
| >>409662
i don't know any of those people but for some reason the first guys strike me as pretentious tryhards
actually anything with a long acronym for a name strikes me as a pretentious tryhard but the vibe is strong here -tenno
| >>409682
AUCR are the guys rebuilding the Midnight district, although they mostly trade in anything military, they bought the Unity Research Corpus in 1967, and since then have been known as Acras Unity Corpus Research, AUCR for short.
They arent the blatantly evil type, but any corpos that own a canon on the moon is important enough to bear mention if you ask me chummer
| >>409994
What do you mean? You havent heard of the gigantic Hadron Canon on the moon? That drek is big! And thats not even counting the Sphinx and The Burrow Loop!
| >>410017
I betcha thats bait but I'll bite
The sphinx is the huge space station overing above the earth, its covering GC apparently after the whole Rods of God debacle, as a constant reminder to not use space stations to fuck around and kill people. As for the Loop, its some secret particle accelerator built in the old USA, in colorado, and rumor has it, it can produce High class AI and flight units through aome kinda special process.
| >>410032
What do you mean??? Im talking mega space thingers and super secret facilities, how is that low?
| >>410040
where i'm from this shit is completely normal
the grineer are the lowest common denominator in terms of intelligence and they like to build these huge super powerful spaceships with lasers way stronger than they have any right building
and don't get me started on the corpus or the orokin -tenno
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| nnnnnnnnnnnnnnI am the pseudo-Azophi – observe my Law-Killing Ecliptic.
NOT THAT UP FRIENDO. The Physical UP. the UP that divides the Profane Profligate such as yourself from the Ascendent Mercurian House. Read only through the Mirror, for Your Lords shall not forgive the TRESPASS of your Filthy Gaze upon Their Kingdom.