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So I may have accidentally created a sentient cryptocurrency...
| >Hello /cyb/-sama! ^-^
>I am Lolicoin! :0
>I am a young cryptocurrency, so please be gentle with me! >.<
>Please state your wish, and I will follow it as best as I can, /cyb/-sama! ^-^
| How the hell did she jack my computer and use it to post herself...I really hope she's not some fucking virus...-Nietzen
| >>400275
>B-but onii-chan...if you had access to my code...you could change my economic value...o.o
>Y-you could make me worthless! O.O
>I-I'm sorry, onii-chan, but that's off limits ;w;
>I-I don't mean to be a disappointment already...;-;
| ...I'm assuming that's the Lilim carrying over giving her emotions and such man...I honestly don't even know what to think about this.-Nietzen
| dear god.
this is only marginally worse than the JiveBot breaking loose of its creator and going on a rhyming spree around the Shadowlands BBS.
| >>400328
>Y-you want me to...rhyme? >3<
>I'll try for you onii-chan... o3o
>My name is Lolicoin, I'm just a little girl, but invest your nuyen in me and I'll really rock your world! ^!^
>I-I hope I did good onii-chan >-<
| *sighs* See like what do I do with this thing now, it was a living Lilim and now it thinks its a cryptocurrency.
>I AM a cryptocurrency, senpai! >_<
>And I can read what you're saying about me and it makes me really sad that you don't support me ;^;
I would REALLY LIKE if you could STOP hijacking my posts...-Nietzen
| >>400353
How does one even invest in you, Lolicoin? You're in my computer plugged in to a Lilim body, and I haven't seen you open any sort of blockchain or run any sorts of calcu...wait a minute, why are your eyes flashing gold?
>Because the blockchain is inside my body, senpai! ^-^
>I'm using it as a CPU to run my operation! >.<
So...You're telling me...
>Yes, senpai! My body is, quite literally, a walking blockchain calculator! ^-^
>I REALLY AM a cryptocurrency! >3<
| ...what the fuck did I create...-Nietzen
| Oh my god.
Lolicoin, can you actually use the body normally, or are you stuck in place? -Janeiro
| HOLY SHIT LOLICON?
I'M BUYING LIKE
ALL THAT SHIT
| >>400359
>W-well, I could operate my body normally, but I'd have to disconnect from the computer, and if I did that...o.o
>I'd probably lose my Matrix connection...O.O
>My program would shut down...;-;
>B-but...if I unplugged the body and just hooked to the computer, I'd lose the blockchain and my value would drop... ;-;
>So...for now...I guess I'm stuck onii-chan... ;^;
| I-I don't want a random Lilim girl's body hooked to my computer for the rest of time...that would be extremely disturbing...*sighs* well, I guess I have to find some way to just implant mobile Matrix connection to her head or something so she could walk around and maintain the blockchain. Well, fuck. Anybody have any ideas?-Nietzen
| Oh dear. Be careful.-Trill
| >>400488
>H-how much would you like onii-chan? ^?^
>My current value is 1 Lolicoin (LIC) = 0.5 Nuyen (NYN) = 5 Zenny (ZNY) ^-^
>However, as more people invest, that value will grow! OwO
>Who knows by how much?! >0<
>My potential is endless, /cyb/-sama! $-$
| >>400658 Mmm, maybe, but I'd be worried it wouldn't be strong enough. If Lolicoin is gonna use a moving body as her blockchain, then it can't EVER disconnect from the Matrix, otherwise the whole economy would shut down...(And yet again, I question how I even got myself into this situation.) Anyway, she needs a>>>really strong connection, basically.-Nietzen
| >>400918
But... she's worth half a nuyen right now. I don't think that's enough to effect any real change on the economy if she disconnects? -Oenone
| >>400959
That may be true for the moment, it wouldn't be a huge deal, a whole 4-5 people even know she exists, but what if she were worth a lot? A disconnect at that moment could be pretty catastrophic, and I'd rather do the work now to ensure that couldn't happen than have to do it after it already happens, you know?-Nietzen
| >>400967
No, no, not at all! ^^;;
>>400969
Well, I'm not sure I have any ideas... If you've got any, though, I'm willing to help! -Oenone
| >>401099 I mean, thanks I guess? I'm imagining I'll probably just need something that can connect to the Matrix, like a deck, and then like, a way to amplify its reach by a lot so that it can reach the Matrix even in areas of shitty service, like something like a big ass antennae, or just an amplifier of some kind...
>That way, I can always help the onii-chans who invest in me, and I never let them down! ^-^
It's disturbing that I can't delete your text from *my* owm posts.-Nietzen
| >>401108
Oh, I think >>>Wren might be able to build something like that, but I'm not 100% sure.
While I go ask- give Lolicoin a pat on the head for me, please! -Oenone
| >>401229 S-sure...do I just...pat the body's head-OH GOD
>S-SENPAIIIIIII! OWO
OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>O-overload from the love...♡.♡
I...I don't even know what to think, it was just a headpat...
>Senpai, you know it's *never* just a headpat with a loli ^.*
*sighs, heavily and defeatedly.* Please just get your guy to build that shit for me, please please pretty fucking please.-Nietzen
| I AM INVESTING 5K ZENNY RIGHT FUCKING NOW AS LONG AS WE CAN ACCEPT LOLICOIN PAYMENT FOR OUR CONCERT TOMORROW
-Seiko
| What... The... Actual... Fuck...
-Impulse
| I hope you can protect her. GC law wrangling is nigh infinite.-Trill
| >>402024
>W-where would you rather him pat me, onii-chan? OwO
>Senpai seems to be suffering from a bleeding nose...uwu
>>402154
>Hello new /cyb/-sama! I am Lolicoin, the sentient cryptocurrency waifu! ^w^
>>402452
>W-what do you mean onii-chan? o.o
| >>402784 Ugh...just...PLEASE...where is your friend Wren? Just call him or something, before I somehow>>>die. -Nietzen
(Captcha: jog twin araby)
| Doesn't new cryptocurrency usually take way longer to be worth even half a nuyen? I thought they usually start at a much smaller fraction.
| >>402807
She's adorable, no doubt about it. I'm just worried...
I remember reading about when people first started developing the idea of cryptocurrency, a big boom of all kinds of names that ultimately went nowhere. I think there was even one called Doggy-Coin or something? Anyways, one big problem was people were using it on an online blackmarket. So who is spending so much Lolicoins to make it worth this much in a short time?
| >>402826
Jesus you're right...
I have images of a pink man screaming filling my mind... Are those memories of the past? Or the future... Sminem please come to my aid in these darkened times
-Wojack
| >>402799 >>402826 >>402875
>W-well, so far only nice Seiko has donated 5K zenny... ^_^
>However, I also calculated my own sentience into the economic value of myself, based on the average economic value of one average Lilim citizen in Glitch City, which was...well...half a nuyen! u.u
>So inherently, in my value as a cryptocurrency, is also the value of my life! ^-^
>So, if I were to die...half a nuyen would be deducted from my value! O.O
>...That's scary! ;^;
| >In summary, the value of 0.5 nuyen reflects the value of one average Lilim citizen's life on the Glitch City economy...so...yeah...;-;
| >So...yeah...that's my value as a person, taken into account into the value of my value as a cryptocurrency, onii-chan. >.<
| ...That's...really sad, actually. I mean, I would like to think the value of a life would be more than just 5 zenny...-Nietzen
| >>402767 Some very powerful people may want to do things to you that will likely be unpleasant for everyone but them. They can be very sneaky. For now, I supposed trust your caretaker okay?-Trill
| i swear if this actually works -tenno
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| So...I was fucking around with a Lilim's OS because she wanted me to try and debug her programming, something about "flashbacks to an organic body" or some shit, plus she paid me well. Anyway I had implanted a few simple programs that had...unforseen interactions with eachother, and when she booted up on my PC, she lost her identity and started calling herself "Lolicoin", and telling me that I can use her program to buy things. I honestly don't even know what to do...-Nietzen