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what the hell is going on in that abandoned megatower

| there's like a huge spider tank made of human body parts patrolling the area

i've seen technocyte before and this ain't it -tenno


| oh god not this again

i close my eyes but this abomination remains


| i kinda wanna go in but >tfw probably infested
-tenno


| >>399691

I heard even the DynamoFucks avoided that place like a plague.


| >>399851

sounds like a job for nidus -tenno


| It's a job for a fucking nuke


| >>399940 more like two nukes, ffs, just wipe out a 5km radius and I'll put even odds on our safety


| Don't need a nuke, I've found a feed to it... It's structurally awful you could get that thing floored with a TOW, or something.

~DA70D6


| So we could just destroy it?


| On another note, can we not? Do we know for sure the spider is even hostile? Perhaps it's sapient?


| Does it have good mobility?


| Maybe good STR, WIS and INT as well?


| I think I'd like to see intelligence out of this thing..Wait..Would that be bad?


| maybe it could solve the District 27 pollution crisis


| Let's hope it's not too cunning.


| What?


| If people here are okay with it, I could fly my drone a little closer and try to teach it how to escape. Then it'll be defense contractors problems.

~#DA70D6


| >>400115

it's already out of the tower

also now that i can get close to this ugly fucker i can see bits of plants all over it

this doesn't look like a job for nidus -tenno


| >>400043

are we talking about the same spider tank here? my ducats are on no because i tried hitting it with a full-on penta

it shrugged it off and tried to chase me but HAHA BITCH IVARA -tenno


| >>400250
That sounds like it's handheld. That's a few notches below an armored vehicle's ordinance.

~#DA70D6


| >>400326

it fires five grenades per shot does that make a difference -tenno


| Grenades are for people, dummy! That's a tank, not a people!

~#DA70D6


| >>400352

are you actually trying to teach a tenno how to fight -tenno


| >>400355
Well, you certainly haven't shown me any reason not to.


| >>400364

i guess you're right.

also, there's a gigantic hole in the side of the tower. not sure how that hasn't been noticed yet. -tenno

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