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nova hot street samurai seeking sidekicks
| I feel like I'm having a very serious case of deja vu right now.
| You got a loooooong way to go if you wanna make this city yours newfag, But who knows...
Ay how about this? Shoot up a bar for me, and maybe i'll make it worth your while huh?
| Hard pass. -Neon Knight
| >>397916
pay me chummer, and i'll shoot up your bar...
>>397914
you've been in this place before?
>>397958
the hell kind of handle is "Neon Knight?"
-GRUE
| >>397960
Yea, with another razorkid who came into town a few months back. And lol.
>>397958
The deal with your name is becoming a running joke at this point.
| >>397960
A'ight, since i'm feeling oh so generous... maybe 5k upfront, 5 k on completion.
Anyway, the bar i want you to shoot up is that nice one up in uptown, the one with cats? Do it, see if you can atleast handle dis milk run
| Welp, time to kick back and watch the razorkid get geeked
-LD
| inb4 the hit is G&K
Seriously, what is it with this place making anyone think that they're tough shit just because they have a fancy gun.
- Unit 00
| >>397987
https://boards.dangeru.us/cyb/thread/399206
Pay up, chummer. That'd 10k nuyen you owe me to bang up some furries, lolololol.
Bet I even got "Lily" in the crossfire.
-GRUE
| >>399211
You didn't even wait for him to tell you the place drekhead. Didn't you just searched "catgirl cafe" on the Matrix?
| >>399223
Ye and hey, was pretty easy. Dere was this other cafe, "Nekonekoneko" or something, but this one was closer and actually had a bar.
Scoped that drek out- almost gagged at the costumes those kids were wearing, lolololol
anyway, they won't be yiffing anymore!
-GRUE
| >>399226
The one that attacked a corp clinic and simultaneously got himself in two different corps hot water. The one that hired them and the one that they attacked.
| ...
*breathes*
Those weren't costumes, drekhead. -Vanished Van
| >>399235
Gee, they killed a suit? Whoop dee fragging doo-
look see, this is why you'll never make it big in this business, chummer. you can't have second thoughts about geeking some idiots for a payday.
no one matters but yerself. if you cant put a gun against a head and pull the trigger, you aint chrome- yer tin foil. and what do we do with tin foil? in the bin it goes.
now, y'all know i can do the job, and i can use a sidekick.
any chummer wanna set this town on fire?
-GRUE
| >>399238
No they kille- oh fuck this. I'll let geekboy do this ideology drek, not me. That's if he ever shows up again.
| >>399238
...not that I disagree with having the gumption to take lives, but I don't think you actually know what it is to have "chrome," razorboy.
Being a street samurai doesn't mean knowing how to pull triggers or shoot up dining establishments. It means knowing how to fight in the best way possible. It means using every tool at your disposal like an extension of your body and mind, and it means trusting yourself, your allies, and your enemies to play a sophisticated game where only the best will come out on top, when every chip is down and when every card is played
And no amount of flash, special abilities, chrome or magic or whatever gimmick you got is gonna do that for you. Calling yourself a "street samurai" isn't gonna make you one, no matter how many fireworks you let off.
-Edge
| >>399250
The only edgelord around here is you.
>>399251
Nah he ain't dead, and I ain't sending anyone. He has a habit of getting in other people's business.
| he actually did it.
no address.
no gorm.
complete maniac. someone tell him to blow his brains out for 5k and he might actually do it.
>Nine
| >>399211
Wrong place Dipshit,
but You got your pay, and a bonus for making me laugh
>a payment of 7k is sent
| Why are we encouraging random chaos now?
| >>399299
Ain't it fine?
>>399238
Set this city on fire? Hell yeah, know what guys, I might like this Sammie dude. Nothing better than stirring up some chaos and getting paid to do it, Harharhar!
-REO
| >>399290
...Tell you what
I'll double, no triple your pay if you shoot up that otha "neko" place
All dese catgirls need to furracking die in a fire
Consider yourself, "in"
| >>399363
SHADDUP
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE
iJU ST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN
THIS
STUPID
FUCKING
WORLD FILLED WITH LYING AND CHEATING CATGIRLS
| Oh and tri not to kill them too much,
i'll fucking give you 10k nuyen for every one of those dumb sluts ya bring me back alive
| hell hunny, as long as i get paid-
-GRUE
| >>399368u wot
-GRUE
| Jas a side bonus, incase u wanna spend the effort to kidnap and roughen up some catgirlz.
Anyway, here's yer advance pay of 15k, make meh proud
| >>399387
Oh no now that makes perfect sense. I guess all women with cat ears must pay for her sin now.
| >A trideo stream opens up in chat... it appears to be that of a cute storefront, decorated with pictures of catgirls and doggirls dressed in maid costumes.
| >The trideo depicts whomever's manning the camera as approaching it at speed, but staying just out of sight. It must be attached to the hood of a vehicle of some kind.
| Goddamn he really doesn't waste time. It's only been like an hour and he's already there.
>Nine
| Posting a stream of yourself committing heinous acts is a good way to get yourself caught in the crosshairs.
Tracking your stream at this moment. I'm not going to let you murder more innocent people.
-Fuchsia Fedora
| >The camera shakes as the vehicle comes to a stop. Just to the side of the vehicle a door opens, followed close by a bit of a trench coat that flaps occasionally in the feed.
>Seconds later, the camera lights up as something is shot off screen at the building- the explosion shakes the car and knocks the camera backward, giving a view of the ceiling of the car.
| >>399419
Oh, if you stopped with the fancy decker speak and read the freaking thread, you'd know he's going to NekoCoNeko.
| >Moments later, a hand reaches down and grabs the camera, showing a face obscured by goggles and a facemask with a skulljaw on it. The camera turns to face the building- the foundations have survived, as have the windows, but the door has been blasted in.
>The user lets go of the camera quickly- muzzle flashes appear out of the wrecked building, and you see bullets ricochet off of the car's chassis- a couple even pierce the glass!
| >Suited figures slowly roll out of the building as they continue pelting the car with gunfire. After a few seconds, the car begins to roll away, and the building disappears from view just as the passenger side window bursts open.
>The feed cuts.
| did he died
| >>399433
Er...Okay, it seems they've got it handled themselves. In that case, I'll simply try to track the car, make sure he can't do something like this again when it surfaces back up.
>>399429 Originally wasn't gonna reply, since saving lives is more important, but seeing as they're able to protect themselves: He was in a car. Could have gone anywhere by the time I got to the place.
-Fuchsia Fedora
| BWAHAHAHAH
Now THAT'S a fucking show, shame you couldn't get any atsluts for me, but i'll send you your money..
If yer still alive anyway.
| You're dead meat, OP.
Dead.
Fragging.
MEAT.
-Godot
| I suppose now would be a good time to tell everyone their favorite operator is taking contracts. This wouldn't have happened if he had someone to tell him what was in the cam feed for the store!
~#DA70D6
| >>400021
Would have also helped had he not broadcasted- loudly- where he was hitting, like a bloody moron.
| >>400021
yea no
see the cameras in and around lilys place are part of HORIZON jurisdiction. u shouldnt b able 2 access them w/o express permission from me or geekboy. im out of town nd hes probably dead in a ditch somewhere. -sh4de
| >>400276
>>>sigh
what im trying 2 say is- the cameras r locked out 2 anyone w/o HORIZON permissions. -sh4de
| >>400319
sounds like that needs 2 change then. @ least ur well-meaning but that means some ppl we very definitely do >>>not want accessing the cameras can c them 2 -sh4de
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| New this town... lookin' for what's good, chummers. Been to HK, trolled through Seattle... now i'ma make this town mine.
if ya need something shot up, i'm yer chummer. if ya need something carved up, i'm ya chummer. if ya need something carved up, shot up, and served on a silver platter, ask a fragging chef you sicko.
Name's GRUE, and i'm perfect for ya shadowrun, chip truth.
-Grue