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HELO BAKE SALE here!!

| YOU SHUD COME HERE PLEASE I WANT TOO MAKE MONEY IT IS ON FRONT OF 2371 MIRIAL BULEVARD!! WE ALSO HAVE LEMONAID (GOOD KIND) IF YOU ARE THIRSTE THANK YOU!

[picture of a small plastic covered table laden with simple baked goods and a couple lemonade pitchers with cup stacks. A sign with small handprints and clumsily painted stars labeled "BAKE SALE" sits in front]


| Damn, I could use some cookies...

-Squirrel Man


| WHY ARE YOU YELLING|

ALSO I WOULD LIKE SOME QUADRUPLE FUDGE BROWNIES IF YOU GOT ANY.

LEMON SQUARE WOULD BE NICE TOO TBH



| >>397976

dude the address is like

right there


| i'M SORRY I'M MUTE
I CAN ONLY COMMUNICTE
THROUGH DANGER/U/

IT'S A SHAME A KNOW


| >>398024

do you not have a phone


| ZA HELL IS A PHONE?

lOOK DO YOU HAVE MY OMEGAFUDGE BROWNIES OR WHAT?


| >>398030 OUR BROWNYS ARE SUPERFUDGE BUT I TEL NINA TO MAKE MORE FUDGY I KNO SHE CAN DO IT


| OK LET ME LET YOU IN ON A SECRET
FIRST YOU TAKE YOUR SUPER FUDGE
THEN YOU ENCASE IT INANOTHER SUPERFUDGE


| >>398422 AH OKAY LIKE MY BROTHER'S JAPAN SWORDS WHERE YOU FOLD THE METTAL BUT IT IS BROWNY OK

NINA SAYS THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS BUT I CAN SELL BOTH AND WiTCH ONE GETS MORE IS BETTER THAN

ALSO WHAT IS A MUTE?


| >>398443
MAH MOUTH CAN'T SAY WORDZ. ALSO SWEET, HOW MUCH ARE YA CHARGING FOR DEM AGAIN?


| >>398477 OH OKAY

LEMONAID = 5 Z/CUP
SUPERFUDGY BROWNYS = 15 Z
NINA'S OMEGA BROWNYS = 20 Z
NICE MUTE MAN BROWNYS = 20 Z
LEMIN SQUARES= 15 Z
STRAWBERRY COOKIES= 15 Z
MINT CHOCOLIT COOKIES= 20 Z
PEENUT BUTTER COOKIES= 15 Z


| [seemingly for good measure, a picture of a sign stating the prices and goods is also posted. The 'nina's omega brownies' and 'nice mute man brownies' seem to be new additions judging from the difference in writing compared to the others]


| HM......
I HAVE DECIDED THAT I MUST TRY EVERYTHING
EXCEPT PEENUT BUTTER
I HAVE A MILDLY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
>Suddenly a transfer of 1,100 zenny is sent!!!


| >>398823 !! THANK YOU BUT I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE REALLY GOODER NOW AT BAKEING SO WE HOPE YOU LIKE THEM

OH YA NINA IS SUPER OLDER SO SHE IS REALY EVEN GOODER

DO YOU WANT US TOO SAVE YOUR FOOD FOR YOU UNTIL YOU COME?


| OH YA WAIT I CAN BOVVER TONY TO GO SEND THEM HE IS COOL AT DRYVING AND RITE NOW HE SHULD BE HOM


| MMMMMMMMMMMMMM I HAVE RECEIVED THE NOURISHMENT
THANK YOU IT TASTES GOOD

COULD USE MORE FUDGE, BUT I UNDERSTAND
NEED TO MAKE A GROFIT.

THANK AGAIN I WILL BUY MOORE SOON


| Goddammit, the shit I do for my little brother and his friends. Told him that my gravbike and misc stuff was for business only, and the cheeky fucker sends me out for this. I'm glad you enjoyed them though, sorry to anyone who had to suffer through his godawful typing

And don't worry, your location is safe with me.


| Also, who's type-E laser weapon is lying in the grass? Tf

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