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| Y'all here about this new batch of scriptkiddies and razorkids making waves around town? First run and they already pissed off two corps lmao.
Remind you of anyone?
| Scriptladdies?! Razorkiddos?!
Man, an'NOBODY even kno's da full story, da mission >>>was a success...
-Diesel
| Hey users I just got back in town after a long job did some new gang set up near the south port I don't recognize and of the graffiti
-kaz_
| >>396690 >>396696
An'who in da drek are YOU people anyway? Yabberin'on about'sumtin ya don't even kno! Gobshite, dat job was. A whole lotta gobshite! I'm not gonna even go inta detail, but da job was G O B S H I T E!
-Diesel
|
| ...Did something happen to LD?
| But there are still further opportunities, should you desire it.
-Mr. Johnson
| >>396739
Maybe you should learn when to admit your shortcomings... would make you seem more trustworthy at least.
| I'm not sure I like the whole "Ginrai Corporation servers opening up" thing.
| Some of those albino freaks were seen strolling through Downtown like they own the place. If they weren't corp stooges I'd say they were the weirdest gangbangers i've ever seen.
| >>397946
Corpus... like... Corp? Jesus christ that's shitty name for a corp if i ever heard one.... anyway
lay it on me chummer
| >>397952
they're these hypercapitalist dipshits who have this entire system-spanning empire they're fighting the grineer for
and none of them have any fucking fashion sense
i have literally not seen a single corpus not wearing some kind of onesie or these incredibly stupid helmets there's no way in hell they can see out of
and the guys who run the fortuna prison camp are something else holy shit
| Just a rumor, but I heard Jaquilen, the Jinterprise girl, has no alcohol tolerance. She has a trick she does to keep sober at parties
| >>397952 >>397978
like the guy who actually runs the colony
nef anyo
he walks around in this fucking door lock-looking suit and occasionally wears an honest to lotus dargyn thruster on his head and he has a beard that's literally a fucking stock exchange ticker
also he says he's the prophet of profit and OH MY GOD
| >>397952 >>397978 >>397988
and his son derf has an incredibly stupid name that absolutely got him bullied at school because nef anyo is garbage at decisions
you know
if the fact that he's basically a noodle wearing a clarinet reed on his head and platform shoes wasn't enough -tenno
| >>397996
no joke the suit looks super fucking dumb
it doesn't even have sleeves his hands just stick out the front -tenno
| >>397994
She never goes anywhere without her father though, especially not corp parties.
So good luck not getting tossed out a building for that.
| It isn't much in terms of news, but I heard something was going on underneath the Midnight District, some kind of old complex of sorts
Also, is it just me or have there been more cute boys on the streets recently? Fufufu...
-IRiS
| >>396743
Fer one, I don't >>>publically kno' any folk by da name o'"LD".
>>397431
Fer two, I fer one like opportunities. I'll take ya up on yer invitation, long as ya ain't gonna drop anotha albino freak on me...
>>397570
An'fer three, da only shortcoming I's got is a certain loli army now owes us a million nuyen! Besides dat, da mission really was a success!
-Diesel
| >>398063
>Seeing as Midnight was the District of ARC, I'm not surprised.
>Gold Knuckles can only cover so much ground when he investigates those old tunnels they have there.
>-HAKASE
| Some prick bombed a Dynamofucks diner, and is on his way to bomb another. Looks like he's been caught in the crosshairs of a Wardrober. Should be an interesting scene.
| https://boards.dangeru.us/cyb/thread/399206
| lmao looks like he's on the run now-
| >>399423
I'm impressed.
No, really, I'm actually genuinely impressed. Might actually send this to the Darwin Awards.
| Hey that Diner that was bombed got my eggs wrong. I say Let It Burn.
-J
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| Hey fellow Matrix users, this is Kou Yagami speaking, as the geekboy has yet to come back and probably died in a ditch somewhere, I think its only fair I continue this tradition he started, so let loose people, and tell me if you know anything remotely interesting about Glitch City.
I'll start by saying that me and a guy are on the case of the weird murders happening around the town, and that we're pretty close to figuring it out