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FURRAGGGING NORMIES REEEEEE
| >mfw a fucking shiny ass longsword.
>"ARES MONOFILAMENT SWORD"
>monowat
>"Sharpness of a Monofilament Line Leading the Way!"
>All of my WATS
>MONOFILAMENT
>SHARP
>Mfw as i'm watching it some razorboy that don't look like his balls have dropped yet buys it, eyes beaming.
>such a waste of creds on a soon to be dead
>Well it can't possibly get any worse than-
>LASER CRESCENT AXE
>all of my wat
>is the blade laser-
>Laser target system built into axe itself.
>makes it so that you know what you're hitting when you go for the swing
>wat
>WAT
| >you mean to tell me that you attached a laser onto a fraggin' axe
>because
>muh accuracy?
>What's next, you gonna attach a scope to-
>suddenly remember that some stooges actually tried that.
>IOP corp or some shit idunno.
>keking so hard that I barely notice the other stuff on sale.
>big ass axe that looks like it came out of a Neil the Ork Barbarian simsense.
>mfw
>mfw some chummers actually buying it.
y'all noobs gotta stick to your pew pew guns, lolololololol
-RealSamuraiUseSwords
| >Real Samurai
You're done.
-Neon Knight
| >>394621
>Neon Knight
lol look at this razorboy
hows it feel flattening slugs against body armor chummer
-RealSamuraiUseSwords
| xd lolololo
| >>394647
No!? Are YOU new here, chummer?
>>394685
XDLAMALDLLALDKLLOLOLshaddup.
-RealSamuraiUseSwords
| >>394621
Where you now, Rainbow Knight?
That shut you up reeeeeeel good, didn't it?
-RealSamuraiUseSwords
| >>394712
No, but if you don't know Neon Knight then... well, I guess he's doing his job right then.
| >>394945
Good to see someone who gets it, if your name is known and all yer tricks exposed, well thats like painting a target on your back
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| >Be me.
>Be melee fighting fanatic.
>Strolling downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm bar-bound.
>*instrumental*
>Pass by my usuals- a chop shop, a chop suey shop, a chopper shop.
>At the end of the street is a babby grade ARES MACROTECH gunstore.
>Run by corporate shills.
>Mfw guns
>Mfw running out of ammo
>Not carving up the competition.
>But wait, looks like ARES is getting into the melee market.
>disgonnabegud.jpx
>Stop just outside to see what they're shilling...