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New! VendingP-1 shipment to be delayed fans furious!
| In other news, a recent patch released today has aparently fixed the jealosy Bug. Unfourtunately many users have yet to install the update, causing injuries to still climb. Executives are unsure how to proceed
"We have to learn that the average user is a complete idiot."- Anonymous Middle manager.
| Additionally, their side project, the "Tentacle monster in a can" has aparently passed the design stages and is now being mass produced
| In completely unrelated news: the pricate security of Vintertech is rumored to be getting a significant upgrade, aparently giving their soldiers the power of near immortality... But who knows how a vendingmachine corp would accomplish this.
| oh
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| The deployment of the latest model from Vintertech's R&D branch: The pantygirlvendingmachine hybrid has been delayed due to stock issues
"Wtf dude i payed 20000z for this drek!"-Vendingmachineaholic
Perhaps this is linked to the recent destruction of one of vindertechs Warehouses in GC. or maybe production just is that hard.