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Dumbshock Stories
| Ouch dude!
I was in the middle of using shining fingered and just so happened to get dumpshocked while cumming and screaming
It was the fucking worse
| >>390822
I mean, atleast I came with the force of a thousand volcanoes, and those things happen I guess.
| I woke up in a love hotel. Again.
-Jhensen
| My damn daughter has no clue how a lasgun replaced her welding torch. And she apparently baked multiple trays of baklava. About 50% of them are charred, thankfully I was there to make sure the place didn't burn down. As for me, I fucking dropped like a stone out of nowhere. It was like someone punched me in the GUT and flashed them heavy lights at me at the same time!
| So i wuz chasing down this notorius lolicon right?
next thing i know i'm in bed with like 12 little girls!
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| Alright we all got them from what happened.
So what'd you do?
I'll start, so apparently I had rented this robot loli for like 5 times her usual price just to play board games with her.