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[Event] Matrix Crash, Minor
| Blyat...
-Impulse
| Agh, what the hell? I was so close, too...
-[scrubbed]
| ...Ugh.
Waking up naked in a stranger's bedroom is NOT fun....
-Marie
| I somehow have visions of cp...
Is CN back?
| It was quincy!!
| Anyone still connected into the Matrix feels their body arch in pain as some kind of AFTERSHOCK rips through the Matrix...
| Yooo can we like, not?
| Fucking...
i'm just gonna take today off...
| And suddenly I find myself face to face, it's eyes, nose, and mouth identical to me... That's when I realized, I'm facing my clone.
| Oh great, it's reality's stepbrother.
| Fuck, I spilled my drink.
-Lawlock
| Bloody fuckmongrel what happened
-kaz_
| I was able to write a failsafe program that automatically jacks out the user if this kind of shit happens, so if anyone is interested... (totally not malware)
>auto_jackout.mtx
-Sigma
| Shet
| I accidentally jacked off too many times in one day.
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| You awaken to find yourself jacked out of the Matrix and collapsed over wherever you last jacked in- whether that be a bedroom, someone's bar, outside in the streets or any number of other embarassing locations.
Depending on where this occurred, you may find yourself surrounded by other users who have suffered a similar fate. Even now, people are stirring, recovering from what is either the greatest wide-spread hangover ever communally experienced...
Or a city-wide Matrix crash that has left everyone with a mild-to-severe case of dumpshock. Whatever the case, you're still alive- and on top of that, it looks like the rain is finally letting up.
Who or what caused this particular crash though? That's a question for the shadows to answer...