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Introducing... IE7
| Thanks to our diligent researchers over at VTech Studios, we've finally been able to harness the regenerative abilities of the panty girl! Now you too can drink this lemonlime** flavored cocktail of sugar, Nanomachines and some patented secret ingredient and watch as your wounds mend themselves like MAGIC! Of course it's not magic and the process is excruciatingly painful, which is why it also comes with a heavy dose of painkillers! No side effects at all!*
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*Warning: do NOT consume while completely healthy. Limit 1 serving per 24 hours
**Also Available in Grape, Orange, and Panty flavors.
***Do not attempt this in real life
BUY NOW PRICES STARTING AT 59.99!
| You should call these "just unfuck my sh*t up" also I want 4 for each following day -BigNeil
| We all know Corps can't name shit lol.
| I... certainly hope you didn't do some awful expirements to obtain the regenerative features of the race my wife created? Not that the law or Geneva convention hold any weight in this city.
-Angus
| oof
| WHILE WE AT VINTERTECH MAY HAVE EMPLOYED SOME QUESTIONAL METHODS TO CRACK THEIR CODE, WE ASSURE YOU NO LAWS WERE BROKEN!
AFTER ALL, YOU CAN'T MURDER A PANTYGIRL, THEY'RE JUST PANTIES AFTER ALL!
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| Coming soon... to a Vintertech brand vending machine near you...
TIRED OF BEING SHOT UP IN THE STREETS? WISH SOMEONE COULD JUST POUR YOUR BLOOD BACK INTOYOU? WELL NOW WITH OUR BRAND NEW PRODUCT: THE IE7, YOU CAN LIVE A *TINY* BIT LONGER AND TAKE REVENGE ON ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO SHOT YOU UP IN THE FIRST PLACE (unless they also, have consumed our beverage, but that just means you need to drink more!***)