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Well drek chummas, who wants'ta buy a Veria-freak?

| >buy a "suit" from a noob gaijin dat can't negotiate
>meet up ta pick up da "suit"
>ends up bein' an albino freakjob talkin'bout gods an' shit
>aintgettinpaidenufffodisdrek.jpg

Ey folks, Diesel here, gotsa propasition fo'ya! See, we'z happen ta 'ave a bonafide Albino wacko straight outta Veriatech's burnt labs! Highest bidder gitz'er first, courtesy of da nameless runna group dat TOTALLY AIN'T US!

Can I hear 500,000 zenny?

-Diesel


| I'll take her
-W


| >>385646

Got a bid fo' 500K! Can I hear 550?
-Diesel


| >>385647 550.


| >>385648

550! What 'bout 600?

-Diesel


| Analysis:
Child within affordable range, prooves to be quite interesting.
550k it is.
-R0B0D-0RK


| 600
-W


| >>385651
600, then.


| 650


| 700
-W


| >>385652

B-but you're part o'da group...we're tryna sell'er fo'money fo'ALL o'us...

>>385657

700! How bout 750?

-Diesel


| 750


| 800
-W


| >>385659
...
ANALYSIS: WANTED FOR PERSONAL REASONS.
CAN JUST EXPERIMENT WHILE WE WAIT.
-R0B0D-ORK


| 950


| 1000
-W


| 1100


| 1200
-W


| (owo)


| (>w>)

(<w<)

(^w^)


| 1300


| 1400


| 1450


| >>385670
>headpats


| |\| |_| /\/\ |3 3 R $


| (^ W ^)>>385675


| 1500


| >>385678
1510.


| >>385677
Hello there


| 1520


| 1600.>>385682


| 1650
-W


| 1750


| Interesting.


| Never before have I seen someone so brazenly attempt to sell someone they fundamentally do not understand.


| >>385687
Point taken


| >>385687
Dissapointment can make people desperate. They might as well make the money off of what they've got even if it wasn't what they wanted.


| 1800
-W
I will not back down


| AY YO we dont even know if they be bluffin


| I say both of you meet ip


| WITH THE CASH IN PERSON


| >>385692
1900.


| 2000


| HOLY FRAG, ALREADY TA 2,000,000 ZENNY?!

-Diesel


| 2100


| >>385700
2200
Back down unless you want me to physically make you
-W


| >>385701
Making threats on here is useless.
2300


| Why is CN not here when Lolis are sold??


| >>385703
2400
It's not a threat it's a promise
-W


| 2600 cmon fellas


| >>385706
Good.
2500


| 2700


| No. 2700


| 2850


| 2850


| 2900


| 2900


| 3100


| 3150


| 5000


| 3250


| Lets make it final fellas


| Loadsa old mans who want a piece of VT tech in the Bunrakus...


| >>385723
>>385723
Yeah, yeah. You can goad all you want.
6000


| 6100


| 6250


| 6300
-W


| 6400


| 6450
-W


| 6550


| 6700


| 6850


| 7000


| 7200


| 7300
-W


| 7400


| 1000000 nuyen.

-Mr. Johnson


| And as for the two of you bluffers... please, stop wasting our time while there is business to do.


| >>385739 >>385738

As amusing as this was to watch, I highly suggest that you rescind that offer, "Mister Johnson." -Hera


| >>385741

We think not.

@OP: We have a secure credit line to wire the funds through on delivery of the girl.

We will be awaiting your reply. Do not waste our time.

-Mr. Johnson


| >>385742

... -Hera


| who said I was bluffing?
I will anything to save this poor person
-W


| 2000000 Nuyen
-W


| >>385745

We both know a mere edgerunner does not have those kind of funds.

@OP

We will be expecting your acceptance in less than 24 hours.

-Mr. Johnson


| I am not bluffing. I am the head of my own organization. Why should they trust some anon instead of giving the albino over to me when I have offered more money?
-W


| owo

;W;



| Hera, I got a few questions for you
-LD


| ;;;ww;;;;


| >>WWW<<<


| >>385753
Are you okay?


| >>>>>WWW<<<<<<<


| >>385754

>WWW<<WW<<W<W<>W>W<>W


| >>385755
How can I help? It's going to be okay I promise
-W


| >>385751

Bold of you. -Hera


| >>385757

570p F 1 G |-| 7 1 |\| G


| >>385762
I can't let people hurt the weak. I refuse. I am sorry
-W


| >>385759
I'd rather be bold than ignorant
Who are you and what does this girl mean to you, I know you're her "Mother" but how about you cut the bullshit.
-LD


| >>385765

I am the vice president of VeriaTech Solutions Corporation.

And from context clues in this thread, it would appear that you have one of my employees in your custody. She was kidnapped by unscrupulous men during the Lilim Riots a few days ago- whom have since been dealt with.

We will be taking her back, now. -Hera


| >>385765

Time is ticking, "LD."

-Mr. Johnson


| ALRIGHTY ALRIGHTY, EV'RYBODY HOLD YER FRAGGIN HORSES!

As much as we'd like'ta believe we're gettin' 2 million nuyen, da truth, as we all know, is dat numbas like dis is where runners get dumped in ditches.

Basically, we need some fraggin proof ya can back up yer bids!

W, we want half da 2 million before we trade, jus'ta prove you have da cash. If you's can wire us 1 million nuyen, we will send the gurl right ova!

-Diesel


| >>385769
So thats how it was, sorry but I'd rather not give Veriatech anything they want, Its mostly a gut feeling, but it was Instict that kept me alive after Aztech thought me dead in Seattle.

I hate that I have to be on the same side as that drekking dense protagonist, but you need to be taken down a peg.

>>385770
Stuff it Johnson, I aint the one selling that kid
-LD


| >>385762

Nobody's fightin, cutie! We're just negotiatin'! Promise!

-Diesel


| >>385775

... I'm glad we could be honest with each other, "LD." If the Geekboy weren't missing right now, I would have guessed that you were him, under an alibi.

We will be in contact, soon.

>>385770

You're not Vita-Life. Stay out of this if you want to continue having a ticker price in the G.C. stock market. -Hera


| >>385779
Sure thing, but I'll be the one to take care of the Geekboy, and of you, don't worry.
-LD


| >>385774

We certainly can provide 500,000 nuyen upfront- but request a live trideo recording of the product in return, which will be scanned for editing.

>>385775

Then you have no business here, deckjockey.

>>385779

Where is Zeus?

-Mr. Johnson


| >>385782

...What the hell does that have to do with this discussion? -Hera


| >>385783

As we thought.

@OP: We await confirmation of the subject.

-Mr. Johnson


| I can comply with your request
-W


| >>385784
Sorry chummer, but W is da higher bidder 'ere!

>>385785
If ya wire us 1,000,000 nuyen (half yer offer), we'll send YOU live vidya of da subject. Den, we'll talk business.

-Diesel


| >>385815
again I can comply with your request
-W


| >>386433
>A secured, proxied credit wire link is sent specifically to Wraith's IP.
Dat's fo'ya ta send us da cash on! Get it to us chumma, an'we'll get da vidya fo'ya!
-Diesel


| >>386434
very well
-W


| >>386444

HOLY FRAGGIN FUUUUUUUK!

FUCKIN'ELL CHUMMA, YOU ACTUALLY SENT DA FUKIN NUYEN! YA SENT US A MILLION FRAGGIN NUYEN!

GIVE US A BIT AN' DAT VIDYA IS YOURS! WE'LL TALK BIZ AFTA DAT!

-Diesel


| >>386480
Very well
-W


|


| >>387234
>A stream begins on another thread, and everybody here is sent a link to that thread:


| https://boards.dangeru.us/cyb/thread/389133

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