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Vending machine Trailer.mpx
| >A second man is eventually placed on the premise, this time facing the other child-like vending machine
"My, i can't believe they came out with TWO cute girls!"
>The vending machine then proceeds to speak in a gruff, manly voice
"Sorry, i'm a guy"
>The man's eyes widen in terror, and he goes into catatonic, rolling in the ground out of pure trapshock.
| >The trailer ends with the following statement in neon letters
[NEW VK-11 "JAILBAIT" AND VK-11T "TRAP" AVAILABLE NOW AT WWW.VINTERTECH.COM/STORE/VK ! ORDER NOW AND WE'LL EVEN THROW IN A SPARE "FBI AGENT" PERSONALITY CHIP COMPATIBLE WITH NEARLY ALL VENDING MACHINES!]
| Why don't you have a seat right over there
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| >The video opens to a pair of two rather adorable young kids. they hold each other's hands and stare at a man in a business suit as he approaches them, a confused look on his face.
"I-is this the new model? they're so adorable..."
>Suddenly one of them's springs out a red siren alarm, as the siren blares "LOLICON ALERT! LOLICON ALERT!" The man proceeds to get arrested, and taken off the film set.