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Oh Booby Bomber, do you get to the Cloud District very often?
| LOL wtf!? Blow up a love hotel?
-Impulse
| Dude, blow up an orphanage or something if you're trying to be scary. Love hotels are just guys trying to get their rocks off.
- Jack
| Whats this?
| AHAH A RIVAL I SEE? AND YOU SHALL GET NO IDENTITY FROM ME PENOR, ORY SIDEKICK TITTY TITAN! AND BESIDES, I ALREADY BLEW UP A LOVE HOTEL!
-Bb
| AND DO NOT FORGET ABOUT ME, DILDO DANGER!!!!
| Nor me, ASSETS ARBITER!
| or me! Torso twister!
| BDSM BRIGADE, ASSemble!
| This is so fucked.
-Bunker
| >66726565_706f726c.movie
>A redheaded catgirl, no older than 5, with ears and tail like an orange tabby, turns away and mumbles at the wall.
Pen0r Pyr0: Ruby, face the camera and say what you just said!
>Ruby faces forward. She grabs her crotch and jumps up and down.
Ruby: I GOTTA GO TO THE BAAAAATHROOM!
PP: Imbecile! Say "help me, Booby Bomber!"
>Ruby jumps offscreen.
R: BUT I'M GONNA ESPLODE!!
PP: You just went three minutes ago!
>There is sound like pouring water
PP: Fragtastic.
| Comic relief villains, the best kind of villains.
-Evening
| >>380070
"Definitely not a lolicon"
Welp, looks like this person has a new fan.
Wait no I mean
-Evening
| >>380062
>66726565_706f726d.movie
>The screen is out of focus.
PP: Booby Bomber, someone wants to see youuuu...
>The image sharpens. A brown-haired catboomer in her late teens hangs by her feet. She wears a skintight Halloween superhero costume (over an obviously stuffed bra), and domino mask to hide her identity, but those who know her would recognize her purple eye.
PP: Ha!I have captured Titty Titan!
TT: BB, this guy is a loser! Just wait until you see-
PP: Read from the script!
| >>380087
>Her eyes scan the air and she speaks in monotone
TT: Booby Bomber, I have been captured by the mighty Penor Pyro. I have seen his dick and it has made me gay. Soon he will show the world his tiny ugly dick and it will make the world gay.
PP: THAT'S NOT WHAT I WROTE! MY COCK WILL MOVE THE WORLD!
TT: Move me into the gay.
>Something thin and metallic whips Titty Titan in the face.
TT: OW! What was that??
PP: A small taste of my power!
TT: EWW! RAPIST!
PP: Face me, or else!
| >>380095
>a transmission of coordinates is interrupted
He wants to send you to a trap but he's keeping us here.
>coords.mapsoft
-Titty Titan
| ...HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET CAPTURED TITTY TITAN? I SHALL GO RESCUE YOU AT ONCE
Although, i wouldn't mind if the entire world turned gay...
ANYWAY I'LL TAKE THE NEVERBEFORE SEEN JIGGLEMOBILE
HAHAHAHAHAH HE'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
also stay safe and remember to not get involved with strangers okay?
| This is developing into something.
-Evening
| UPDATE:
HE SAW IT COMING
>Image of Flaming clouds vaguely in the shape of a penis headed towards what seems to be VTOL.
HOW DID HE NOTICE?
I'LL HAVE TO DEPLOY
THE AREOLA AEROPLANE
| What.
Why does she get a VTOL? I don't even have a VTOL. I need a VTOL.
BP, can I get a VTOL?
-Fuchsia Fedora
| Jesus christ
| Hah, I wouldn't care if anybody die. This is just too hilarious I can't take this seriously. Guess Glitch city is fucked up for a reason.
Or was it the other way around?
| Umm...
I'm not even sure what's going on anymore here...
Maybe it's better that way too...
| HOW DARE THIS MAN CHALLENGE MY MIGHT IN JOHNSON BASED WEAPONRY?!?! I, THE DONG DESTROYER SHALL EXTERMINATE HIM
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| What am I saying? Of course you don't. It's on fire!
>617373_667563b.image
>Image of a tall expensive highrise apartment tower. Some of the windows are brown or missing, black smoke and flames pouring out of them.
No escaping from the Cloud District! Ahahahahaha. Ha. HA!
BOOBY BOMBER, I AM PENOR PYRO! REVEAL YOUR TRUE IDENTITY OR... i dunno... I'LL BLOW UP A LOVE HOTEL!