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My vacuum cleaner can't be this cute!

| >It's a video.
>The scene opens on what appears to be a living room. It seems abandoned, but that illusion is quickly given the lie when a girl runs on screen.
>She's short- 150cm at the tallest -and wearing a white knee-length gown. Long flaxen hair billows out behind her as she runs across the camera's FOV, arms outstretched at her sides like an airplane's wings. She's making a "nyoom" sound as she goes, too.


| >She disappears to the screen's left, then comes back from that direction a second later. Still making airplane arms, still nyooming.
>This repeats a few more times before the video ends.


| H-Holy shit
I

I'm having an identity crisis...

I'M THE VENDING MACHINE FUCKER
BUT THIS VACCUM..

ITS TOO CUTE

V-K0 Forgive me!


| >>379570
HEY! I DIDN'T DO MAINTENANCE ON THAT VENDING MACHINE FOR YOU TO CHEAT ON IT
-Angus


| I kept on finding weird stuff on the internet. AIs just takes over everything.


| >>379673

ITS CALLED AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP


| Paging Evening -Khora


| >>380021
DO NOT WORRY, FOR I AM HERE!
Now what do we have he-
Oh my gods yes~!
-Evening


| >>380083

And you know what, I'm not even going to send you the bill. This ws absolutely worth it.

Actually, why don't I bring her over to yours sometime? -Khora


| >>380234
Sure, sounds wonderful~ I'm glad I influenced you to do this~
-Evening


| >>380238

I probably would've done it anyway; need to make sure I don't forget what I learned while building Oenone. Still though, she's way too cute. -Khora


| >>380264
She's so cute I almost broke my desk~
-Evening


| >>380288

What... What the hell were you doing that you almost broke your desk???? -Khora


| >>380291
I was hitting it.
With my hand.
Viciously.
-Evening


| >>380292

Understandable. When's a good time I can bring her over? -Khora


| ...
Cuuuuuuute!!!
-Esren


| >>380296

Thanks, I built her myself. -Khora


| >>380294
Any time, honestly. Right now should be fine~
-Evening


| >>380305

Right on then, I'll bring her over. -Khora


| >>380315
You know where I am right?
-Evening


| Huh.. more of these again? why though?

-Arable


| >>380366

Now that I give it some thought- nope. No idea. -Khora


| >>380564
Haha, figured.
I'm somewhere in Little Aki, you can find me there~
-Evening

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