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My vacuum cleaner keeps telling me to go fuck myself

| Title


| Well duh, the latest firmware update for the rooomba bot included a virus that introduced sentience


| >>376371

That hasn't happened in a few years- at least, not on a large scale.


| IT'S FALLING FOR YOU! IT'S A TSUNDERE VACUUM!
-Evening


| >>376438

I hate the fact that this is entirely plausible. -OP


| >>376438
God damn it
First vendingmachine fuckers now this.


| >>376497
LOVE CAN BLOOM, EVEN IN A VACUUM CLEANER!
>>376493
GIVE IT A LOT OF LOVE AND ATTENTION THEN IT'LL SOFTEN UP TO YOU!
-Evening


| Have you tried giving the vacuum percussive maintenance? Or would that violate it's rights?


| >>376501

But... but why? It's not a maidbot or anything, it's just a Roomba.


| >>376511
Just try doing a little heart-to-heart with your vacuum. Love doesn't need a reason to exist you know!
-Evening


| >>376537

Evening it's a goddamn Roomba how am I supposed to commit to a relationship with it if I can't even kiss it


| >>376540
LOVE WILL FIND A WAY GOD DAMMIT
YOU CAN LOVE PUPPIES AND KITTENS CAN'T YOU?
-Evening


| >>376579
YOU'RE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE THE ROOMBA IS GENUINELY IN LOVE WITH ME


| >>376583
MAYBE IT IS YOU DON'T KNOW!
-Evening


| >>376586

ALRIGHT FINE, I'M GOING TO GET THE ROOMBA A PROPER ROBOT BODY. -OP


| >>376589
HELL YEAH
YOU BETTER FOLLOW UP AND DELIVER, OP
-Evening


| >>376595

HERE'S THE THING THOUGH, I'M SENDING YOU THE BILL FOR IT


| >>376604
But why
-Evening


| Imma do the same dude, I want a cute roomba waifu to play with my Vending machine girl!


| >>376655

look you have to shoulder SOME of the responsibility for this idea


| Did you?


| >>376671
Is the thought of somebody trying to have a relationship with a Roomba along with being the catalyst not enough?
-Evening


| What did I just read here..

-Arable


| >>376691
True love
-Evening


| The real meaning of LAIFE is to fuck with cutie robots
-Xavier Renegade Angel


| >>376699

I haven't even built her yet goddammit calm down


| First, What is happening?
Second, my eyes are bleeding.
-Impulse


| >>9ad72b Huh.. Ok I'm not gonna judge..

-Arable


| Please no more threads that make my eyes bleed.
-Impulse


| this is cute
--sneak


| >>377027
Request denied~
-Evening


| Im probably gonna bleed to death from my eyes,poor me
-Impulse


| Why does it have to be a g/u/rl? Do we even know if the roomba has something it identifies as, if anything?


| Also, what exactly happened for it to say that to you, OP?

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