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[Radio] Radio Wire 10.96875
| "Hello Hello and hallo Glitch City! You're listening to big Neil and this is Radio wire back on live!" -N
| "Now, we know this might not be the best time to start up our gleeful radio show" -N
"Ya' think?" -X
"But we're doing our part as humanitarians in this rough times making refug--" -N
"--NO!" -R
"What? We're just keeping about 38 lilms safe up here, more or less" -N
| "God damn you Neil" -R
"Please, like anyone knows where the Fuck we are now. Plus, sex workers are the most vulnerable citizens out there, SOMEONE had to take care of them" -N
"Didn't we just had a talk about oversharin'?" -X
| "Alright, now is that time of the day when we show we're not as incompetent as we look. Cali, could ya' please do that sweet voice?" -X
| >"NEWS!"
"Burnin' Tech!" -X
"Dozens of VeriaTech clinics are burnin' down in downtown, a short video not so recently uploaded shows those might be caused by protestants in response of VeriaTech not bringin' protection to "unorganic citizens" " -X
| "Unorganic citizens?" -N
"Guess that's the correct term, right?" -X
| >"NEWS!"
"Rolly polly fighting loli!" -N
"Fuck's sake.." -X
"In the recent events of violence and destruction a small army made by small children just recently formed, they're trained, they're armed and they're ready to fight. In the most recent video we can see what appears to be their leader, a little blonde girl with menacing looks that addresses to the city informing about their *temporary* safe house in chapel-2 and their hate towards THOTH, more on this as it develops" -N
| "In times like these I'd love to quote my diseased friend Jamie" -N
"Deceased" -X & R
"Fuck THOTH, he used to say" -N
| "Anyway, our lines are wide open people, feeling lonely? Call 555-XXXXXXX For the sexiest man in this city, 545-XXXXXXX For a second-class southern replacement and 535-XXXXXXX For the purest lilim in town, too good for this world" -N
| >March of the White Knights® starts playing on air
| "Holy shit hold the phone we got something of right now!" -N
>The music ends abruptly
"R you hate That Question but are you SURE of your source?" -N
| >"NEWS!"
"Bullet time!" -N
"The riots on the streets have moved towards the nightclubs! A shootout between lilims and organics is currently taking place in the 'fleeting time' club, and just now a squad of armed children just barged in to control or finish the shootout, more as it develops" -N
| "Can ya' try not to look excited with this?" -X
"Man I'm excited look at this shit! We have all kind of angles!" -N
"Hush" -R
| "Alright radio listeners so far we have about 4 groups in sight: The smol fighters, the THOTH animals, the lilims that are.. Pretty much non-existant at this point, and two shady figures outside the club, if shitstorm had a definition then it's definetly this one!" -N
| Yeah
| >there is a call on line 545
| >>373621
>Xii picks up line '545'
"'Ello and welcome to Radio Wire, nor the first nor the last effort of free speech in This city, not even a good effort! Who are we havin' the luck to be talkin' with today?" -X
| >>373638
Hello dominos pizza? Can i get one meat pizza and a set of lava cakes?
Kidding kidding.
Anonymous caller here, there have been some word about serial killers and crazy gas monsters floating around lately, the bad part is that after some police investigations, they are true
I thought if more people knew, the more people would be wary or them
So I thought what better way to that then you guys if you would have me
| >>374295
"Of fuckin' curse they are true, I've been sayin' that this city is full of stuff that kills you, it's always the corps, some failed experiment or some anti-hero wearing white underwear" -X
"Anyway we're alwayd glad to be the source of warnin' towards the people so yer contribution is highly appreciated anon!" -X
| >"NEWS! WARNING ANNOUNCEMENT!"
>'Troubling news' starts playing on the background
"Civil war yet!?"-N
"A grave message coming from the armed group "steel panthers" has just been uploaded a few hours ago, there we can see them call out the 'saviors of thoth' for conflict in response of the death of their rebel leader Xavier Malcolm." -N
| "And how do these panthers plan on drawing THOTH out of their hide? By launching an armed attack on Neko park, Home of Humanity First and of the December riots"-N
| "If you happen to spend your nights on this beautiful park then it's about time you start finding somewhere else to stay, cause these iron felines are strong, angry, and hungry of revenge" -N
| >'A gaze that invited disaster' plays on the background now
| "Guess he can call again, right?" -X
>Click on line '545'
| "Tension seems to be rising up with the separation of the people lately, why don't we hear the opinion of an actual augmented on this?" -N
"Why don't we just ask one of your 40 robot hookers upstairs?" -X
| "38, and they're lilim sex workers!" -N
"Potato, potatoe.." -X
"Come on man, I can't just go outside with those dudes about to kill each other, and you're the only.. Eh, chromed? That I know" -N
| "Well, in my opinion you're only hatin' THOTH 'cause yer dead friend hated them first" -X
"Now that's not--" -N
"--And ah' just hope they leave the city on their own 'cause it's just idiotic to fight people with literally enhanced strength and abilities, they.. WE're called 'augmented' for a reason y'know?" -X
| "Weren't we reportin' the fleetin' time shitstorm?" -X
"Dude they shot like 8 of our cameras in crossfire if that tells you anything" -N
"Ah' though we only had 8 cameras tapped there" -X
"We did" -N
|
| >"NEWS!"
"Nope! I'm not reading it!" -N
"Neil it's still news" -R
"Some jerk stealing out public is not news!!" -N
| "Come on, ain't plagiarism the highest form of flattery?" -X
"But we're the originals!" -N
"We didn't invent radio" -R
| "We can sue him for the name right?" -N
"I mean, we could if we were legal"-X
| "Wait I have it!" -N
"Oh boy" -X
"We're gonna do giveaways again, you know, buy the love of the people with gifts like before? That's something he can't do" -N
"We could he mature about it and do nothin'" -X
"No way why would someone listen to a radio show full of mature people? That's no fun" -N
| "We are takin' a coffee break now people since obviously one of our hosts has lost his rational mind" -X
>'Umemoto' begins playing as to fill the radio silence
| "No no, REAL music!" -N
>'March of the White Knights' begins playing as to fill the radio silence
| >"CRUCIAL NEWS!"
>"The lilim's main memory bank in Glitz it's at jeopardy! a fair warning has been uploaded on danger.u exposing the evil plan of the saviors of thoth, wich currently is destroying the memory bank to "Kill the lilims where their souls rest"
"Ya don't Sound too worried"
>"I'm actually very scared!"
| >CALL "555-XXXXXXX"
| >Neil picks up line '555'
"Hello Hello and welcome to Radio Wire! Any rumour about us being a shitty station it's actually true! who are we having today lightening up our little station?" -N
| >"NEWS!"
>"Steel napping!"
"Man we're runnin' out of good titles" -X
>"A innocent citizen has been kidnapped by the steel panthers this week! An accidental leak of information has revealed that the ones responsible for this crime are the steel panthers members: April Rahne, Wren Avidan and Torr Murray. The address where this person is being held at has also been published but we will refrain ourselves from mentioning it on air, because of security measures"
| >>376814
"Come ooon don't be shy, I don't bits unless you're into that, though you better be cute and/or strong too if that's the case" -N
| (Bite*)
| >Call on 515.
| >R picks up PRIV4TE line '515'
"Hello and welcome to Radio Wire's business line, this is 'R' and I would love to know who's calling and what can we do for you" -R
| >>378258
"Yes indeed, yes indeed... anyway, on ta business!"
"How much to run a... simple ad on your show?"
| >>378159
"S-sorry, I lost signal there for a moment. I'm here to talk about our worship of the great Storm that has arrived, as now that it is here, it is of importance to worship it in the correct fashion!"
>The voice is somewhat shaky, but it is clear that it is also outside, as howling wind and rain could be heard through the phone.
| >>378281
"Well we haven't done advertisements in a long time but we also have been inactive for long so.. 250 zennys for each time you want it aired, or 1000z for a whole week" -R
| >>378290
"Whoa man I love when weirdos call here you're like the most interesting people! What do you suggest or dictate is the correct fashion to worship it? Like a rain dance or backwards umbrellas? Let the people hear you!" -N
| >>378587
"You can deposit on the bank account N° XXXX-XXXX-XXX / R.myers. Remember this price might increase with time if the station becomes more.. Popular to put it that way. But before you deposit I would love to know what kind of AD we're gonna be airing, since I can still decide if I find it appropiate or not" -R
| >>378586
"The Church of Stormy is holding its first ever Rain Dance Festival in the Chapel-2 District today, and we invite any and all, be they one with the Storm or not, to come partake in the many things the festival has to offer! We have live music, group rain dances, games and shops all being hosted by our very own Stormyists, where all can enjoy playing in the rain and learning more about the Stormyist religion! You don't have to be a Stormyist to come by!"
| >>378619
"Well aren't you guys the coolest cultists ever? Hell all of that sounds like an old school concert withouth the annoying old music! I tell you what, if I'm still in time by the end of my shift I'll pass by and have some fun, hell you guys might need someone who can swim in case the storm fucking drowns everyone" -N
| >"NEWS!"
>"BLACK PANTIES LIVES!!"
>"The GREATEST, BIGGEST and AWESOMEST sentai is back in the city! After her long disappearance and presumed dead she has come back in the city when we most need her! A not so recent video has been uploaded on the net showing her make a majestic appearance while stopping an armed conflict between citizens with bravery and fierceness!"
| >>379484
"You there fella? Did the storm ate your tongue again or are you upset because I called you a cultist?" -N
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| >>380942
"Well, glug glug to you too man, sea you later, Maybe in the festival!" -N
>Click on line '555'
| "Dude what if someone actually drowned recently? Ya' shouldn't be jokin' like that" -X
"Pfft, what are they gonna do? Revoke the license we don't have? Besides if you drown from a little rain you deserve to be mocked" -N
| "A little rain?? There are flood warnings dude" -X
"Yeah but when are weather forecasts 100% true?" -X
"All the time?? Ya' don't need a forecast it's been rainin' non-stop for days" -X
| >>378592 >>380464 >>382153
Rip sorry, didn't get back to you in time. ;w;
"Annnd done! As fer the ad, get a load of this: 'Sammies and Edgerunners alike, get yer credsticks and underworld markers ready, because the best is back in the business, cause YOU demanded it!"
"Name's Honest Phil, and I'm back, baby! New inventory! New shinys! New GUNS! Delta Force got you done? Demand DESTRUCTION! Keep yer cyber eyes peeled in the 'usual' spots... I'll be waitin'."
| "Hah! How's that!?"
-Honest Phil
| >>382210
ayy it's alright, let's assume 382153 didn't happen I swear if I have to correct this again
"..That's a little.. Vivid to say the least, and technically not against our rules.. I would strongly suggest changing the word "Destruction" for something more subtle if you don't mind, but other than that we can definetly make a deal" -R ******
| >>382977
"T-That will work yes, with that set we only need you to deposit in the mentioned account and we'll make sure to air your Advertisement for 7 days in a row here on air" -R
| "All set! Remember our prices may vary on future deals but for now, we've got ourselves a deal Phil. Do you have anything else to discuss?" -R
|
| "I think we've been silent for a few days already" -N
"Ya' mean hours" -X
"Yeah yeah hours whatever, why did we stop airing news? we were going at match speed the first few days of transmission, now we've gone limp and quiet" -N
| "You're preppin' the ground for a dick joke there ain't ya?" -X
"It's been killing me inside for the past few hours" -N
| >>385314
"P-Pleasure it's all ours! you will start hearing your advertisement tomorrow and as always, Radio Wire is at your service" -R
>Click
| "So, we got anythin' for today?" -X
"Yes. We. Do. From 9 to 12 we got sitting while doing nothing, and from 13 to 22 we got the same thing, isn't this job great?" -N
| "Come on man" -X
"Well we gotta tell a joke at some point, so you could start talking about your life" -N
"Fuck off Neil" -X
| "This is radio Wire people! Just saying It out loud so you have time to change to another station" -N
| "Hey I forgot to ask do we have a new washington?" -N
"What" -X
"You know, Like new york, new orleans, new vegas" -N
"New vegas?" -X
"That's.. That's a thing right?" -N
| "Those are just names man, like, we don't have an old orleands or an Old Jersey" -X
"Oh I have an old Jersey, it still smells like your sister" -N
"Neil I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ribs backwards" -X
| "Now, we got a giveaway due by some months now" -X
"I honestly have no ideas on what to give, and "Mr.Boss" says I can't give away a used t-shirt of mine" -N
"First of all, ew" -X
| "Come on, girls must climb each other for Big Neil's shirts" -N
"...Second of all, we had a long talk about personal information since that dude posted like a bunch of stuff even ah' had forgot about" -X
| "I though you weren't able to remember stuff since that car accident" -N
"No that.. that's a rumour ya' started back in highschool" -X
"Oh yeah.." -N
>A small giggle could be heard after a painful 20 seconds silence
"Classic" -N
| >"ADVERTISEMENT!"
"JESUS FUck that was next to my ear!!" -N
>"'Sammies and Edgerunners alike, get yer credsticks and underworld markers ready, because the best is back in the business, cause YOU demanded it!"
"Name's Honest Phil, and I'm back, baby! New inventory! New shinys! New GUNS! Delta Force got you done? Demand DURASTEEL! Keep yer cyber eyes peeled in the 'usual' spots... I'll be waitin'"
| >"ADVERTISEMENT!"
"JESUS FUck that was next to my ear!!" -N
>"'Sammies and Edgerunners alike, get yer credsticks and underworld markers ready, because the best is back in the business, cause YOU demanded it!"
>"Name's Honest Phil, and I'm back, baby! New inventory! New shinys! New GUNS! Delta Force got you done? Demand DURASTEEL! Keep yer cyber eyes peeled in the 'usual' spots... I'll be waitin'"
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| "I did not miss that alert" -N
"I hope we're not advertisin' an unlicensed seller.." -X
"I mean, we're not a licensed radio, it's only fair you know?" -N
| "Y'know this is the kind of stuff ya' shouldn't say on air" -X
"Pfft what are they gonna do? send snipers again? call us revealing our location" -N
"Neil don't take it personal but I'm unpluggin' your mic if ya' keep talkin'" -X
| >"UPLOADING PLAYLIST FOR THE NIGHT!"
>'Safe Heaven'
>'A. Rene'
>'March of the White Knights'
>'Everything will be okay'
>'Will you remember me?'
>'A neon glow lights the way'
>'You've got me'
| "Well hello hello and another hello just in case, you're now listening to Radio Wire home of the cheap humour and its mentally unstable founders" -N
| "If you're listenin' from a car we strongly suggest ya' turn down the volume, otherwise people will know ya' listen to radio Wire and that's just embarrasin'" -X
| "Now aside from indtroductions our lines are open, people" -X
"Just like your s--" -N
"Oh look at that your mic just stopped workin' ain't that weird??" -X
| "Remember, '555-XXXXXX' for some douchebag, '545-XXXXXX' for less of a douchebag and '535-XXXXXX' for a cinnamon roll to sweet for this world" -X
| "Right now we will take a minute of silence--" -X
"--we've been silent for hours" -N
"...A minute of silence for those unnamed heroes that fought against THOTH in the battle of the memory center and for those affected by it, a fight no one will report about, but with many, many casualties" -X
| "That's pretty much underground information" -N
"Shush" -X
| "So the moment is over or--" -N
"--Yes" -X
"Alright I'm gonna put something on since that was kinda depressing" -N
| >'With Renewed Hope, We Continue Forward' begins playing
| "How is that any better?" -X
"It reminds me when I abandoned home and everything to live here" -N
"..And that is better?" -X
"Pretty much, yeah" -N
| "Watch out" -X
"For what" -N
>"ADVERTISEMENT!"
| >"'Sammies and Edgerunners alike, get yer credsticks and underworld markers ready, because the best is back in the business, cause YOU demanded it!"
>"Name's Honest Phil, and I'm back, baby! New inventory! New shinys! New GUNS! Delta Force got you done? Demand DESTRUCTION! Keep yer cyber eyes peeled in the 'usual' spots... I'll be waitin'"
| "That's.. uhm.. ah' think that's the unedited version" -X
>"Wha-- but that's what he wrote down!"
"Yeah right above the big "Rewrite before airing" written in red letters" -X
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| >"UPLOADING PLAYLISY OF TODAY!"
>'Snowfall'
>'Umemoto'
>'Reminiscence'
>'Reminiscence'
>'Every day is night'
>'Nighttime Maneuvers'
>'Drive me wild'
>'Everything will be okay'
>'Reminiscence'
| "Wow what a great day, only pure sweet music and not these annoying hosts talking every two hours I should definetly donate to this humble Radio" -N
"Sarcasm won't solve anythin'" -X
"Is it really sarcasm if I meant it?" -N
| > A call rings at 555.
| >Neil picks up line '555'
"Hello and welcome to Radio Wire, new Home of the free speech and paranoia, who are we having the luck to be talking with tonight?" -N
| >"ADVERTISEMENT!"
>"'Sammies and Edgerunners alike, get yer credsticks and underworld markers ready, because the best is back in the business, cause YOU demanded it!"
>"Name's Honest Phil, and I'm back, baby! New inventory! New shinys! New GUNS! Delta Force got you done? Demand DESTRUCT--! ..Demand DURASTEEL!! Keep yer cyber eyes peeled in the 'usual' spots... I'll be waitin'"
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| >>387978
"Oh! The phone works!"
> A short static can be heard picking up on the other side of the line.
"Hello, hello! This is I.. Minerva speaking."
| >>388640
"Minerva minerva.. Man I know I heard that name somewhere, isn't that some kind of artifical water company from the 2th Century?" -N
"That had so many mistakes ah' don't even know where to start" -X
| "Artificial water? Is that true?!"
> The speaker paused, seemingly doing something else in the background before continuing.
"What did I.. right. I have been having fun listening to your streams. I just want to say everyone there is amazing!"
> The voice giggled.
"But.. but. Can I please say a message in this line? I'm looking for someone, you see! It will help if I have a bigger and wider megaphone."
| >>388882
"I mean, I'm 90% sure artificial water is a thing"
>Neil sounds distracted as he says that, while fast typing could be heard
"So Mineral, let me say I already find you amazing too! So please, let us be your big and wide megaphone today, it wouldn't be the first time someone compliments us because of the size"
| >"What does Neil mean by that?"
"He.. ah' mean.. weren't ya' so peacefully quiet all this time?" -X
>California giggles, and her giggle is the only sound for a few seconds, like muting every background.
>"I'm joking~ you and father have the funniest reactions"
| >"ADVERTISEMENT!"
>"'Sammies and Edgerunners alike, get yer credsticks and underworld markers ready, because the best is back in the business, cause YOU demanded it!"
>"Name's Honest Phil, and I'm back, baby! New inventory! New shinys! New GUNS! Delta Force got you done? Demand DURASTEEL! Keep yer cyber eyes peeled in the 'usual' spots... I'll be waitin'"
| >>389236
"Thank you, thank you!"
> A short and quick static is yet again heard. The speaker seems to be walking and they speak.
"So.. okay. I'm looking for someone by the name of 'Uni.' She.. let's see... looks about in her 18-20s, dark purplish hair, and she has an.. erm... 'augmentation'? Right. Augmentation in one of her eyes."
| >>389475
"Man one thing this city has a bunch of is missing people, even worse, cute missing people" -N
"Waitasec" -X
"Any lead on where was she last seen? did she said she was going somewhere before disappearing, like buying milk at the store or getting hammered at the club?" -N
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