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Can anyone send me vending machine lewds?

| Did you see the latest C700EX series vending machind from vindertech? Fucking sexy... I just wanna...

Anyway, if anyone knows any other models... hit me up


| >>370658

ಠ_ಠ


| >>370669
W-What? I'm just your everyday lilim looking to interface with a big beefy vending machine....


| >>370671

>ಠ_ಠ


| >>370673
Look, do you have lewds or not!?


| What am I reading( ˙-˙ )
>iNSaNiTY


| Does anyone have *atleast* some vending machine panty shots?!


| >>370671
Nope. Your best bet is to actually do the dirty with one.
-Evening


| >>370680
Eeeeeewwwwww
>IA


| >>370680
I already did! I'm happily married to a V-ko vending machine! (though she's a little outdated....) Come on i just want a little side stuff!


| >>370686
>A link to a download is attached.
I've got the good stuff here, don't ask where I got it from, and don't tell who you got it from.
-Hunter


| I didn't even know vending machines wore panties...
>Nero


| OwO Is this live footage Of the V-10!? Ah... my aching heart... As much as i love my little cherrypie... New models are just so much sexier!


| >>370698
AY YO A DUDE CALLED HUNTER IS GIVING AWAY VENDING MACHINE PORN
-anon


| >>370699
Mhm! The special V- series by Vintertech Tokyo branch is a series of humanoid shaped Vending machines! Best part is they even walk and talk and have personalities! I Personally Own the V-K0 to V-K9 series, and am excited for the VXX And V10 coming out this fall!
The best feature vy far is the adition of a secret Coin slot.... ;3.


| >>370701

ಠ_ಠ


| Interesting. Very interesting.

>Updated database about entity: [Vending Machines]
>Scanning images
>Updated database.



-Surveillance


| >>370706

look what you've done ಠ_ಠ


| Although Personally i find that the V-K8 is kind of a lackluster vendingmachine. I mean it doesn't even give you cans! All it does is use its tits as basically foutain soda...


| >>370709

that doesn't sound so bad


| >>370710
Yeah... But it kind of loses the spirit of a vending machine! Also not a big fan of the R18T big sister personality chip....


| >>370712

you don't deserve her ಠ_ಠ

i'll take her off your hands


| >>370714

Hm? I got like 4 of them in storage, They're pretty expensive now (*180000z* On amasson) but i can give you one for free


| >>370715

can i have all of them


| >>370717
Ugh... Eh.... Nah, I like my collection too much, Building one yourself is remarkably cheaper, so i can send you some parts. The hardest part to get is the G88 High capacity pressureizer, but you can substitute with a G40 just fine, unless you want to enable to high pressure soda lasers


| >>370701

>vending machine porn

>in MAH/cyb/

lord have mercy, I have died and gone to vending machine heaven.

either that or this is some kind of vindertech pr stunt, but who cares.

>GIVE ME THAT BIG, FAT, COKE!

-9Plus


| >>370722

fine i'll just take the complete one you're giving me for free then


| >>370726
Alright! Want a V-K4 "Little sister" too? might aswell have the pair


| >>370729

fuck yeah


| >>370724
Bah, i wish i was. Vintertech Employee! Their discounts are INSAAAANE


| (Please note that your Dicks are not a valid payment unit unless you install the Vintertech Patented "Credshaft" In your respective privates)


| >>370732

ಠ_ಠ


| (***Only usuable with Credshaft compatible devices)


| >>370742

ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ


| I'll cred THEIR shaft!


| Fucking Credshafts, I fucking got my dick stuck an ATM once due to the bank having confusing labels!


| I cant tell which is more ridiculous, this one or the eletrosyphilis one.


| >>370778

Yes.


| We're reaching levels of degeneracy I didn't think was possible...


| THERE IS FUCKING RIOTS GOING ON OUTSIDE, AND YOU'RE MORE FOCUS ON >>>THIS?!

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF I SWEAR


| >>370874

to be fair, with the riots outside, i'd rather focus on this.

if i'm gonna die, might as well be while rubbing one out.


| Oh right the Riots!
You don't think my precious V-K0 is at danger of getting hurt? She may look like a lilim at times, but i promise people it's just a vending machine! and they never hurt people... (besides the thousand or so that get crushed by one)


| >   (//ω//)
-Yu


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