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Detailed Analysis: What happened to the Safehouses *exactly*?
| "Y-yeah, thanks sir."
>The fireman nervously takes the microphone.
"From our analysis of the attack, it seems as though the explosive devices were placed beneath the buildings, in the sewers. The explosive devices seem to be incendiary in nature, but not just flames. It seems to be...nuclear."
"E-excuse me sir?"
>The fireman sighs.
"The bombs contained a large amount of a superheated liquid solution capable of continued, contained nuclear fission."
| (Nuclear fission. Fucking what?)
| "The temperature of the solution...its higher than any fire I've ever seen. It splattered everywhere, and literally melted through the concrete foundations of the buildings, which is what caused them to collapse. All support beams below the buildings were melted, and...and the bottom floor has been melted too...as well as any Lilims down there too."
>The fireman wipes his forehead.
"With enough water we cooled it down to stabilize, but we've never seen anything like it before."
| Not another Cancer District!
-YSS
| >liquid solution
>thotboys consistently call it "the fire of stars"
Obviously it isn't liquid, its fucking plasma. If it was liquid, it'd blown the entire district sky high.
Never let a common firefighter try to explain states of matter.
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| >A reporter in a blue tuxedo stands in front of one of the collapsed Safehouses with a Glitch City Fireman in a yellow fire suit.
"The GCFD has successfully put out the fire on Safehouse 1, the first Lilim Safehouse to succumb to the bombing. But was it a bombing attack that did this, as nobody from the outside seemed to see any explosion until the aftermath? A Glitch City Fireman is here with his detailed analysis of the nature of this attack. Mr. Selchik, please clue us in."