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Electro-syphilus
| Wait, virus like a bug, or virus like a disease?
| I think the question is what do you mean by virus? Like, virus as in a glitch in the coding or OS of your augment, or virus as in an actual organic infection inside of your augment? A virus could be either...
| >>369266 Dude. How? Like, is it really that hard to keep your frimware updated, and...idk, wear a frikin condom?
| *sighs heavily*
Okay, what hole did you stick your dick in to get infected?
| I don't remember.
Been having fun sticking it in a lot of holes.
Definitely was not the bee nest. That caused other problems
| >>369281 Dude...You're beyond help. But, what you should do, is remove the augment, thoroughly clean it, update its drivers, and then see how you feel.
| >>369283
But I love my lady cybercock. Fine, but this is like telling a guy who got chest funbags put in to take them out.
| HOW DOES A MY DICK NEED 100 HOURS OF UPDATES?
| You're lucky it stays on. My last cyberpenis detached itself and climbed out a window when it saw what it had to do. If you find it, don't make any sudden moves- The little guy is loaded and dangerous.
>In before THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
| Updated my giant cyberpenis.
Still vibrating randomly and making my clit chaff.
| >>369696
No. Can lilims spread electro-syphilus or regular for that matter?
I'm pretty sure...I uh...
A lot of lilim holes.
| >>369750
Depends the Lilim, drek-ass. Newer models can have advanced internal cleaning mechanisms for their holes, but older ones are basically glorified fleshlights that actually need to be cleaned out before they can be used again. And not everybody takes good care of their hygiene, >as we can clearly see in your case.
| What the fuck is wrong witg you people
-LD
| Welcome to Glitch City, where dick duels are a thing.
| >>370314
When the majority of your population are women and female model andy's, you shouldn't be too surprised.
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| Anyone know how to cure a virus from a phallic augment? Shit keeps vibrating and makes me itchy.