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Manbat!

| >A dark smudge like figure hangs in the air. GC uptown skyline can be seen in the far distance.


| Ff


| What an amazing smudge. Truly it is an elusive cryptid and not anything realistic.


| Looks like you put your thumb on the camera and left a stain. Look how clear the skyline is.


| My ҉a͝na͏l̴y̷sis͞ s͢how̕s a 7̶8̕% p͟o͏s҉sibíl̛i̢t͏y ̛o̕f th͏e ͢o͏b̴j͘ećt͏ ͠on ́the ͞i͏ma͞ģé ̕bei̛n͘g͝ a̷ m͏an̵ba͞t͟.̛ ̵Othe̴r͜ ̡pos̸sib̶i̶ļit͞ies̕ ͡iņclude̢ pre̵cu͞l͟i͝ar̨ ̧lig͘ht̢ ͘ref͞l̴ec͡ti͝on͏ p͠he҉n̷o͘m̀e͝non ͜an̴d ͢V͘e͠n҉dett̨a͝ ͜ļi҉g̡h͡t ͢tr͡a͢ns̕p͠o̷r̢t ͡ho̡v̨e̡rc̵r͟àft.
—̡M̢e̡r͜l҉i͜n


| >>369030
You glitching? "Bird," "bat," "smudge on lens," "airplane," "drone," and "chummer in a fancy wingsuit," are all more likely than a lighting trick or low-flying hovercraft. And those are just things we know of, unlike manbat.

-YSS


| >>369114
Who you gonna believe? Reason or the internet?


| >>͠3̸6͝9114͡
I̵ am͜ ́af̴ra̶id̢ ́i͡n ̨t́his ͢c̶a͞s̡e̛ i͘t́ ̧is ͢y̛o͠u̡r so͟r̕ting álg̸o͢r͜yth͡m th̷at is̵ ̡moşt͢ li͞kelý t͏o ҉c̢o͏nţa̶ìn͠ an ̵er̷ro͡r͞. ̕M̛y ͟s̕t҉atem̛e͏ńt re̛g̵arded͢ a͠n͝ ͝a̷ņa̡ly͟s͢is̶ ͜o̴f a śpe̕cif̴ic im͟a҉g̸e,͜ takin͏g sp̛ęc̶if͠i҉c ͝cond͝i͞t̶i̢ons i̢m̕aged͢ ̢ínto͡ acc̡ou̧nt.̸ ̴I l̷i͟steḑ ̨t͟h̛e͘ t͘o̴p̡ ̕th̸r̢ee̡ r̴e̢s͟u̧l͘şt͞ ͜fo̷r ̀s͢a͘id͟ ҉a͡n҉al̕ys҉is̕.
̵—M͞erli̶n


| >>369117
You're accounting for an image, not a manbat. It's not based on drek we know about manbat because nobody knows drek about manbat. For all we know it could turn itself blue and transform into a human or a bat because here I go pissing all over your soyflakes AND THIS IS WHY EVERYBODY HATES ME
-YSS


| >͠>͞3͢6̕9͠1͡2͞6
W҉e ̨pos̕s̛es a ̷dif̡fe҉r̢e͠n͡t҉ lev̕el̡ o̡f̢ ́k͡nowlȩdģe ҉ŕe̶ga͞rdi͡ǹg̀ ͟s͟ai͏d͜ ͡e͝ntity̶, the͠ņ.̢ ̀D͞a͟t͘a̴ ̕in ḿy ͞p̵o̕ss͢es͏sion, ̧a̸l̛o̧ng̡ ҉w̴i͠t̵h ̵sp̨ecifi͠c ̡d̵e̕tails͏ ͟o̸f t͢he ͘i̷m̡a̧ge, ͝s̀u҉g̕g͏èst͘s h͘igh p̧os̸si̧biļit̶y͢ ̶of҉ ͘a̢n̶ eǹti͢t͏y̶ ̷pict͜ured to̕, i̕n̕ ͝f͘a̴c̸t, ̸b̢e͞ ͢the "m̀anbat".


| S҉i͟d͏e̵ ҉not̀e͟: I d̛o͜ ͟n̨ot̛ r͡eq̴u̡ire̢ ̷f͝ood́ and t̸he̛r͢efo̶r̛e͟ d͠o̶ no͞t p̕osses͘s aņy so͜y͝f̕la͡ke̴s͘. I͝ h͘i̡g͘h͞ly͞ ҉dou͘b́t̶ y҉our abil͘i̧t͢y ̛t́o urinat̴e͢ o̕n͡ non-̨exìştan͢t͏ o͟bjec͜t̸s.
—͝Mer͜l͜i͘n͘


| >>369128
You can't even detect an idiom? Your manbat data comes from whatever people say about manbat, and how much of it is math based on random drek you took literally?
-YSS


| >>̷36̀91̸38
M̸y̶ ͘dat̀a͝ ̧o҉n ͞th̨e ͟ph̸enome̶non͠ ̀yo͏u̶ ̀r̷efer͟ ̢to ͟áş "̴man̛b́at͜" ̸ço̵mes f̧rom͡ ́a̡ ͟det̛a͞i͜l̷ed, ͝i̢n̷-de͜pth ͡st͢ud͡y, ̴ c̵o͢n̨d̕uct̴e̡d̸ ̷by ̧me o͢v͏e͝r ͘t͠h̛e ti͡me̕ p͠e҉riod ̢o͘ve̸r͏ ̶f̧our͏ ̡mon͜th̕, ̡a͜im͡e͝d ̵t̡o ̢d̴ète͢r̴min̶e̕ ͝whethe͝r͝ ͜th͠e ̨ph̕e͝nomenòn̸ c̡omm̷o҉nl͏y̢ ̕ref̀er͘encéd̶ ͞a҉s҉ "manbat" ̢r͟ép͟r͏esen̶ts̶ a ͞m͜eme͢ti҉c͞, ̨co̶gni̸ti͠v͡e,̡ ̶or ̸i̶n̷fǫr͟mat͡i̵on͠al h͘azar̷d ̢— in̶ t͠h́at ̢or̸d̕e̢r͟.̷


| Sąi͟d r̵ęs͏ea͘r͘c͟h͝ ͢i̷nv͟olv̶e̷d ͠o̶bse͡r̵v͡àtio͟n͠ and҉ a̡p̶p̸e҉a̛r̵a̴n̛ce ̶repo҉r̀ts̢ ̨col̶le̴cti̧o͠n̕,̢ di̢rec͠t̡ ̷an͞d i̶n̡d͝ir͜ect̕ ̵sig͞ht͡ings͡ a͘rea͟s̀ in͏v̛esţiga̢t͏io͠n, o̸ņ-͡f͜oot invest͜iga͢tio̧n ̨ánd̨ ͡sa̢mpling͞ ̛o͟n ͘t̛he̶ sites͘ o͡f sigh͟t͞i̷ng͜s b̀y h̡i͠r͝ed and aff̷i̧l͡i̴a͞te̵d́ ҉parti̴es͟ su̴ffic͏ien͠t͟lý train͘eḑ ̴i͢n ̨d͏ata ̛gat̢h҉eri̕ng̸,̵ ͡a̡n̨d̡ ̀c͞r͡òs̸s͡-͏r̶e̡fer̸en͞c͞in̵g̶ ̢obtai̶n̴ed in̡fo̵rmati͟o̷n ̛wįth̛ my i͝nter̵nal̨ da͝tab͘as͡es.


| ̨As ́a̕ re͝sult̡ of̀ t͜ha̕t͝ ͢invest͢i͟ǵation,̡ ҉I ha̢v͟e͠ c͝o͞m͏e͠ ̡t͏o͞ c̢on͏cl̢u̸si҉o͡n̢,̷ ̵th̸at͞ "man̢bat" phen͡o͢me҉non̸ ͢d̸oes ̶no͜t̕ ̴re̶ṕr͠esen̵t m͟e͘metic҉,҉ ̨c̢og͘nitiv̶ȩ ̢o͠r҉ ìnfo͜r͟ma͘tįo͠na͠l dang̸er, ͝an͜d̛ ͜th̡e ̕sprea̷d ̀o̶f ͢i͠nf͟or͟m͘a͝tion r͡eg̡ar̡din͏g th̵a͡t ̢phe̷no͝m̴enon ͢d͠o̶es ̴nơt o͠rigina̡t̷e͢ ͏i̷n self͘-̸p̢rơpaga͡t͞in͢g prop͢e̸rti̴es͟ ͘o͟f an҉ íd͜ea͟ ̧b҉e̸hin̷d͝ i҉t.͝


| I͠ a͡ls͡o h͡av͡e ̨c̛o̴me ̧t͠o ҉co͘nclùsion, ҉t̨h̛at t͡h̛e̕ ͝entit̸y r̕ef̨e͢re̶n͢c͜ed ͏a̢s ͢"̨ma̡nb͟at͡"͘ ̧def̨ini̸tel̵y̷ ex̨is̢t͏s, ͟h͜ow̨ev̨er̀, ͟a̧s͘ ̷i̡t ̧do͡es͜ ̛n̵ot h͘a͜v͏e͏ a̛n̨y pro̵p͝er̷ti͡es o̴f̛ ͟a ̧c͢og̡n̢iti͠v͡e ̴ha̵z͝a͠rd҉, ̷fu̷rţh̛er ͜st̴u͢d͜y ͝of th̕e ͠ph̶e͘no̵meńon͢ ͏iś ̢b҉o͜th ̴outsi͟de̛ ̀my sp͟here ͝of ͜inte͢r͡e̢st an͟d ͜my͢ ́p̧rim͢ar͠y ͢di̧re̡c͘t̵i͟v̶es.̷
—̧Mer̡li̢n͞


| >>369161
I think you're pretty cute... Wanna go on a date with me?
-8||8


| >>͟369̧2͝00̧
I a̶pp̵re͢ci͟at͜e͡ ͡t̕he̕ ges͜t͞ur̶e.̴ ̴H̷ow͡e̵ver, I ͝l̛a҉c̛k͝ the nec͞e͏ssa̕ry ̧progra̷mi͠ng̴ to͝ ͟effi̢cient͡l͡y̶ ̢s͠imul̵ate ̴h͘i̵gh͠ly c͜ǫmp̡lèx̀ s̸oçia̵l ҉ìn҉tèr̢act͜i̡o͞nş su̕c̢h҉ ͜a͏s rom͜an͏ti̶c̵ ̵en̨g̡agement̵,̶ ͏n̴or͠ ́am̀ I͡ inter̛e̕s̢t̕ed ̧in part͘ićip͟a҉t͜in̷g͠ in҉ ́s͝u͠ch ̷act̡i͟v҉i̶t͞ie͡s at͟ ͡ţhe̕ ͘mo͟m͜ent.


| A̛cc̀òrd̕in҉g͏ ̀to͞ ͞m͡y͘ ̸d̀át̢a, yóu ͏a̸r͢e a͘lso ̶a͏l̕r̨eády ̶e͜nǵag̴e͘d̢ i̴n suc͟h̷ a͏n ac͏t͞ivity̶. As far aş ͝m̵y ̧u͞nders̨t̕an̢d̛ing o͏f̢ t͟he͢ m͜att͞er ̶g͜o͏es, at͡t͜e̡mp̸ts̴ ̨o͡f̢ engag̢ing i͡n̛ r͏om̛a͢n̶t̸i͠c ̸re͜ĺa̕tįons͟h̀ip̷s͞ ͡wìth͏ ͟m͢u͘l҉t͞ipl̢e͡ ͢pa͏r̷t͟ńer̴s ̡si͠mu͡ĺta̶n̡eo͟u͡s̡l͘y i͟s f̀r͜ow͟ne̡d̕ up̛on͠ i̢n̕ ̶s̕ocíe̢ty a̷s ímmor͘ąl ̴a̧nd i̵nsu̧lt͘i̢ng to y͢o̵u̷r͜ p̵art҉ne͝r̶s.
—M͟erl̡in


| I can't read what she's saying. The text is all fucky


| >>369204
Damn you're a smart bot... I'm impressed!
-8||8


| Although should I be concerned that you know about my life?
-8||8


| I ͡do not ̢sha̡r͏e͞ ̸or ̨utilís͏e͞ ́pe͘rsón͘al ͜in̸f҉o͟r̷mat̡i͟oņ ̀Į ha̧v͝e c͡ơme a̸c̵ŕosś ̧du͠ri͢ng m҉y da͏ta ̛g̛athering͞ ҉r͏out͡ine̕, ̕ex̀će͏p̸t̢ ͏f̢or͟ wh́e̢n̷ ̸gath͏e̶r̕e͜ḑ info͟r͞mat̵ioņ ͝is͏ rela͡t̀ed̛ t́o͡ ̀t͜h̛e̴ Per̴soņ ҉of ̸Intere̡s̵t̡.


| I͟n that c̡a͢sę ͞i̷n̢fo͝r͠m͠at̕i̸o҉n ̷i̶s ͝b͝e̛ing̵ pút to ҉u҉s҉e ̀o͞n͠ly ̷i͞n͝ ͘ca̵s͘e P̷ǫI̷ Fr͞i̶en̡d͏ ͡or ̕Foe i͢d͡e͡nt̡if̛ic̡a̵t͢io̡n͏ ̸is̀ des͠ign͞a̛t̢ed̨ as͘ Y͠e͞ll̷òw͡ ̀—͘ ͢"T̡h̸rea̛t̵", o͢r R̢ed — ̢"Foe͠"҉.̷ Yo̷ur c̨ur͢ren̢t͜ ͏de̵si̕g͡nat͏i͡on ͡i͜s: B҉l͡u҉e ́— "Un̕re̡l͠a͜te̡d".͢
͘—̧Mer̴l͟i̸ņ


| I see... So what else do you know about me bot?
-8||8


| I do͏ not ́s͢h̀a͘re̕ ͘òr̸ ̡ut̡ili̶se͢ ҉per͟so͟na̶l i̢nfo͏r̴ma̕ti͡o̴n͏ I ̀have c͞o͡m̡e a͟c̀ro̶ss̕ ͢du̶r͏ing̀ ͡my̶ data ̡gat҉he͜ri͞ng ro͏u̵ti̢ne.
—̀M͟èŗl͢in͟


| >>369264
...noted.
-FF


| Lame
-8||8


| I believe manbat is just some weirdo in a fur-less fur suit of a mouse with leather wings.

-Arable


| Manbat is a thing here? This world will be interesting to explore...
-Impulse

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