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(Setting) Deep ♂ Dark ♂ Dungeon
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| (Gonna go to sleep, thread is free to join in the meantime, about 3 players top would be the best. —UKT)
| >A small figure approaches the storehouse, phone in hand and wearing a large neon-yellow raincoat
>The tiny girl has long flowing white hair and a smug look on her face
"Damn, this place looks just as kinky as I could imagine, fuck yes. Shame I don't go an actual camera... oh boy, just thinking about it makes me realllyy-"
>She begins laughing like crazy, only stopping to catch her breath
| >A tall power armored figure shows up, the scent of gun powder follows them around as the mask covering the features of the person starts glowing with three dark red stripes
"I'm here to avenge Aniki, and become the kind of this Gym"
>Falschen says as he approaches the door
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(After reflection, I decided to reroll just for this joke thread, please ignore this post)
-Hige
| nope nope nope
-Arable
| >Yss clicks her tacky metal boot heels together.
"Take this drekpile to Kansas."
>She opens her eyes. The storehouse is still in the flooded district.
"I knew I wasn't magic. Time for plan B..."
>She opens her comlink...
"Hello, AgraCon Apiaries? My name is Van, and I'd like to order one million africanized bees! Don't bother with hives, just release them into my warehouse. It's art! I am a famous artist and I paint with bees! Of course, I will pay you on delivery."
>She leaves.
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>Large storehouse entrance stands before the girl, Dark and Silent. Rows upon rows of boxes are visible inside, forming a labyrinth of it's own, and not a single africanized bee is heard roaming the maze... The lack of proper order address sure to be the culprit! But this is only a beginning of the Deep ♂ Dark ♂ Dungeon, as the main treasure, fullfilment of the Deepest ♂ Darkest ♂ Fantasies lies deep underneath, guarded by the Dungeon ♂ Master himself.
| >A single figure emerges from the darkness, a girl wearing bandages, and several metallic accessories in the shapes of crosses and pentagrams
>An eyepatch covers her left eye and her long hair is tinted with red streaks in it
"Kuhkuhkuh, truly a challenge fit for such a champion of darkness!"
>She strikes a pose and starts laughing
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>And so she laughs and laughs! And laughs! And then some more! Amused by her appearance, one of the stones underneath her also joins in laughing.
| >The girl turns to the rock laughing its ass off
"Oi, you wanna die, ya making fun of the demon in my left arm?"
>She seems more scared of the rock than anything, yet talks arrogantly to it!
| >Rock ceases laughing immediately. Now that you think about it, did it even laugh it all? It's a rock. Rocks don't laugh, they rock. What a silly girl.
| >Ah, the tears of a maiden! Delicious! Yet, however much is Narrator overjoyed at the sight of a lady driven to tears, he shall remain as harsh and sharp as ever, for the dangers of Deep ♂ Dark ♂ Dungeon have no mercy, be it a child, or elderly, or crippled, or sexual minority! And in the Deep ♂ Darkness only the Dungeon ♂ Master can hear your screams.
| >The girl stops getting flustered and then opens the first door of the dungeon, not even letting the others who are present any time to think or speak
"Kuhkuhkuh, this dungeon shall fear the name of Yukarin, great demon mage!"
>She walks in!
| >The raincoat wearing girl is now standing behind the chuuni girl
>She puts a hand on her shoulder
"Hey there, beautiful."
>Her smile is loose and her eyes are staring at the girl's chest
| "Eek! Wha-what the hell are you!"
>And what a bountiful chest it is! All she eats must go there instead of her brains
>Oh, She's glaring now
"Wh-Who do you think you are to take my great self by surprise, I'll pulverize you!"
>She says, her lega still shaking from the surprise, her upper body seems fine though
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"Haaah, yes, yes... what a cutie... mind if I grab your chest for a bit? I get all hot and bothered from the prospect of hot dudes wrestling in boxers, but a girl is fine by me, NO I WANT IT!"
>She's screaming now and drooling a waterfall
"PLEASE LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE COLD EYES, BULLY ME CHUUNI-SAMA!"
>Her nose begins bleeding as she lets go to hug herself
| >And so, girl-meets-girl! Two heroines, so young, so naive, venture on boldly into the Deep ♂ Darkness of the storehouse, determined to find the treasure or get enslaved trying! This narrator feels a little sad, even, for this is not an ero-trap dungeon setting here, and don't you dare giving me that look, officer, all characters in this thread are 18+ regardless their appearance!
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"AAAAHHHH, ITS A FREAK"
>The chuuni girl gets away, her eyes looking colder than the bath I took last night trying to train my meditation technique!
"Please move away from me or I'll unleash this sound demon..."
>She is holding a personnal alarm with gaudy decorations on it
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>The girl simply keeps breathing hard, staring at the girl's body
"Haah, oh yes... this is the stuff."
>She then smiles weakly
"But I'll refrain from the sound demon, just got out of jail..."
>She heads for the warehouse's door
"Well, gonna join me, little cutie? I can hold your hand or lick your socks if you want... oops, my true desires spilled out..."
>She chuckles and wipes some drool
| "This... This person"
>The chuuni girl suddenly coughs
"Ye-Yes, you are a fitting slave, you shall help me conquer this place in the name of the god of death, who has granted me his power!"
>She gets her personnal alarm back into her pocket
| >And so two brave, if slightly deluded, heroines join forces and get finally ready to shine the light of friendship onto the darkness of Deep ♂ Dark ♂ Darkness! And who knows, it might be so even in the Deepest ♂ Darkest ♂ Depth the lilies of love can bloom ever strong!
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"A-A Slave... haaah, haaah... quite good... but I'd honestly rather dominate you... so small and soft..."
>She wipes her drool as she stops to survey her surroundings
"This isn't the kind of 'homo' I had in mind when I first showed up... but cute girls fucking is also good... Now where are the man in tight white boxers wrestling and fucking each other?"
| >Not so suddenly, but swift nonetheless and according to the best, oldest traditions of B-movies, enormous large doors of the storehouse shut closed behind the two unsuspecting heroines, leaving them in complete darkness!
>As their eyes grow used to darkness, the large maze of boxes in front of them reveals itself. Barely able to see ahead, will the friendship of two fragile flowers prevail over the dangers of the void that is Deep ♂ Dark ♂ Dungeon?!
| >Just then, a man wearing a loose button-up shirt with the top three buttons purposely kept loose in order to reveal his chest, wearing aviator shades...at night, with his medium-long black hair slicked back and holding more gel than is *ever* necessary, and wearing black jeans with a ripped hole in one knee and with more loud, completely random chains and zippers that are seemingly useless, and finally, to top it off, *ACTUALLY WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS* shows up at the entrance.
| "Yo, is this the place that house party is supposed to be? Place looks kinda creepy...But, where drunk females call, I answer! I've never been one to shy away from dark places before, that's how I found my first glory hole, gaggity!!"
>And at that moment, Dayne (pronounced Day-ne) approached the dungeon.
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| >The delivery truck descends screaming like a jet scattering dust and litter across pools of contaminated water. Its metal plated backdoor screeches as it slides open by hand. Out steps a young delivery girl in beige AgraCon Delivery uniform and matching beige stockings. She checks the glowing screen on her touchpad, and yells at the hovering truck.
"Are you sure? It looks abandoned! There's no address!"
>A hardened gray plastic container rolls out of the truck on four wheels
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>It is almost as tall as the slender delivery girl. One side of the container bears the soft-edged AgraCon logo. The other side reads:
>"Contents: AgraCon Golden Honeybee AFKA Variety, live 250,000 count (1/4)"
>"Recipient: Van"
>"Instructions: open upon confirmation and payment from customer"
>"CAUTION! BEES STING! DO NOT AGITATE!"
>The girl's long vermillion hair blows in the storm kicked up by truck's screaming engines. She covers her ears.
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>Her only transportation rises into gray skies. She stands still for a minute, staring into the distance, standing alone with a clipboard and an oversized bucket of live bees.
>She undoes her collar and sighs, approaching the warehouse.
"Hello! AgraCon Delivery! Mr. Van? Are you home?"
>She taps on her clipboard, reads the screen, and her silver eyes widen. She taps the screen again in disbelief. She calls into the dark entrance
"Delivery for Mr. Van? Mrs. Van? Anyone?"
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>Without an answer, she quetly sings the theme of "Curvaceous Space Countess" as she wheels the bucket into the warehouse...
| >And the wind blows and the thunders strike... (Somewhere else... Sorry, we are kinda low on budget for CGI...) As the two newcomers approach the Deep ♂ Dark ♂ Dungeon! Their purpose wary, yet the desire for adventure burning in their hearts with the same, blazing hot passion! Truly, what a glorious day it is for the Dungeon ♂ Master, such delicious screams of new slaves awaiting him... Or will the heroes prevail after all, their power of friendship, determination or plain luck
| >overcoming even the Van himself, infamous artist of pain, lord of Deep ♂ Darkness?! Will our brave heroes come on top of all the horrible challenges that lurk the shadows of the Deep ♂ Dark ♂ Darkness?! The depth awaits.
| "Man, I swear I hear the voice of some B-movie announcer coming from somewhere..."
>Dayne looked over to the new little girl by him.
"Oh, HAI THERE LITTLE GIRL! I didn't see you there, what'cha carryin-OH HOLY SHIT BEES WHY-"
>He quickly falls onto his back in fear of the bees.
"MAN, what the hell is up with this weird-ass house party?"
>He gets up, brushes himself off and approaches the door before knocking loudly.
"HEY MAN! I'M HERE FOR THE PARTY? AND YOUR BEES ARE HERE I GUESS!"
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>The girl pulls back the container.
"Please! Calm down, sir! The bees can't get out of the box."
>She pounds on the lid.
>"It's sturdy and locked. See? No bees. They can't hurt us."
>She tilts her head and tries to smile reassuringly.
"Anyway, do you know Mr. Van? Or is it Mrs. Van? I just need a credstick and a signature, so it's okay if you want to sign and pay in his place."
| >Hearing some of the commotion outside, the girl in the raincoat turns around before shruging
"Hey cutie, let's move on, yeah? Want me to hold your hand if you get scared?"
>She wipes more drool as she looks all around the place
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"Nay, My demon is the only thing I need to be strong in the middle of this dark... storehouse of doom!"
>She still gives you her hands, her legs are also shaking, look at her trying to be smug
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>The man, seeing the other woman in the raincoat, coughes and quickly pulls out a bottle of cologne, spraying it on himself before making his way over in an exaggerated fashion.
"W-well hello there to you too Miss, if you're the hand holding type I've been told I've got the warmest hands of all!~"
>Dayne kneels in a gentlemanly fashion...at least, he thought it was.
"The name's Dayne, most obliged and satisfied to lay my eyes on you, and your name is...?"
| >The delivery girl stares at the raincoated girl, silver eyes locked onto the odd girl's trembling steps. She coughs, shaken out of her trance as a reeking cologne cloud reaches her.
"W-wait! Demons? 'Warehouse of doom??'"
>She takes a step back, clutching her chest. And then relaxes and smiles.
>She calmly approaches the girl.
"I see! You're one of those artistic types, aren't you?"
| >And then the doors go B A N G, as they are closed shut behind the four, the entire storehouse going dark once again, but with a bang this time! Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
>Closed in a manner that would leave even most seasoned B-movie character startled, humongous storehouse doors have cut our brave hero and heroines from the outside world. There is no other way left, but forward, deeper into the Deep ♂ Dark ♂ Darkness, towards the Dungeon ♂ Master lair!
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| >The delivery girl undoes her hair and pinches a few strands. She twists them between her fingers.
"This is a lot like one of those slasher sims where everyone dies! But the really drek ones, liiiike the killer is always some lumatic with blades for hands, or a mutant, or a gay mutant cyberzombie. He's just misunderstood..."
>As she talks about this elaborate, imaginary sim, she pulls out a pen light and shines it across the room.
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| >Deep inside Flooded districts stands a lone building, a storehouse. This storehouse is well-known within Glitch City, as one of the many urban legends. They say this storehouse to be home to Van. An artist, a performance artist. They say if you can get through the labyrinth of his Deep ♂ Dark ♂ Dungeon, Van will make any, even the deepest, darkest fantasy come true.
>Many a brave soul went into the storehouse, only to remain as slaves to Dungeon ♂ Master.
>The depth await...