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Death by cuteness? A dozen dead to new "Medusa!"

| Over the past few months, there has been a series of mysterious murders, which all seem connected.
1. The victims are all notorius perverts
2. According to cam footage, they all die after seeing the face of some mysterious hooded figure due to heart complications
3. The last words of the victims all appear to be "Too Cute"

Will the murders ever stop? how cute *is* this mysterious figure!? Are you willing to risk your life to meet them?!


| DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKK GET IN HERE!
-Cain


| Although i do not think i would be considered a pervert i am rather curious about the cause of this whole ordeal.

It is clearly a sentient being behind this...

Hmm if my thoughts are correct then i would like to meet this...'cute one'..
>iNSaNiTY


| >>349868
W-why me!? I'm a victim damn it, a victim!
-Dahk


| Can we finally redo the cuteness contest?! -Uni


| >>349882
No, we have to wait a year, it's only fair! plus what about all those special privilages!?!


| >>349882
Why do you want to redo it?
Isn't it a good thing you won?
>IA


| >>349887 >>349884
It's only good if the patrons could stop asking for services I don't offer! -Uni


| >>349890
[insert something that would cause her to start stuttering here]

Hahaha
>IA


| >>349881
If I have to get a picture reference for your painting, god damn it I will.
-Cain


| Dahk has created the perfect being...
-r


| >>349996
Why does everyone assume i *made* the cute killer!?

>>349894
I understand, but why are you yelling!?
-Dahk


| I bet it's a certain frog girl
-8||8


| >>350008
You created females made out of panties.
So that might have factored in to peoples separate conclusions
>>350092
Kero?
>IA


| Death by cuteness? what in the world is that?

-Arable


| UPDATE: Our reporters have located the suspect.

Unfortunately most of them died due to prolong eye contact.


| >>351819
W H E R E!?
>IA


| Uptown, Near Cain's gallery. Really quite tragic really.


| >>351917
...i am totally not heading there now
>[user iNSaNiTY has disconnected]


| Nobody is cuter than my husband, this is a joke.
-OS


| >>352107
>[user iNSaNiTY has connected]
Save perhaps your child.
It seems the heir to your bloodline was the culprit behind the madness.
>IA


| Excuse me what?


| WAIT A SECOND
How much time has passed? Like how is the kid growing up already? Has it been months, or even years?
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
-r


| >>352667
why don't you ask her for yourself?


| >>352552
I am saying that the "cute medusa" that this thread was made about turned out to be the child of OS and helpg/u/rl.
>>352667
Thats what i am curious about.
Of course this cain was there and it was clear that it was a private moment so i just scanned the child for whatever data i could pull and left
>IA


| >>352670
Sure, but you know, private moment and all that stuff. That would be rude. Maybe I'll do it later.
-r


| Excuse me, what
-OS


| *yawn*...

WAIT WHAT

Darling the baby is still in you right? then

AHHHHHH
-marie


| Nothing is par with logic here — unless we have a baby growing at an astoundingly impossible speed, which I hope is not the case. -Uni


| >>353069
I mean, yeah, not sure babies can run out after a few weeks of pregnancy...
-OS


| What is this, another time travellerrrrrrrr-
WAIT A SECOND
-r


| Well... I might have a surprise for you guys... She's right here in the gallery.
-Cain


| >>353073
Im going to see what's up
-OS


| Interesting..

-Arable


| Sooo if looking at her is dangerous
...

Can i fuck her?


| >>e20840 not recommend


| Why not?


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