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Who's this small Oni girl?

| >Uploaded MunchMunch.jpex
>Its a picture of a small girl with shoulder lenght blonde hair in an oversized GCPD uniform eating sweets with a large smile on her face, her teeth look like a sharks and Horns adorn her forehead

Who's this cutie and why is this weapon of mass moefaction allowed?


| My, I vaguely recognize her face. I wish I can meet her again to thank her for saving me back then. -Uni


| No idea, but i am stuck between the cuteness overdose and suspicion.
-NaVi


| If GCPD have acquired something like this - it would be wise for me to move into a fortress of sorts.
-NaVi


| A talia chanka i think
>iNSaNiTY


| A talia chanka i think
>iNSaNiTY


| A what? All I know is that her head is meant for pats and that she looks like the cutest little button I've ever seen I wanna feed her for fucks sake!


| Then why ask for her name?
>IA


| >>346508
I just didnt know it, but no one could have a name like Talia Chanka, thats goofy


| >>346519
I suppose that does sound like an unbelievable name
>IA


| It's a diclonius!!!
Run while you still can!!!!


| Officer chanka is a good girl, I was there when she saved some chick in a bar
-Fennick


| >>346454
Oh, speak of the devil! Have you been feeling better since that day? How's the wound? Healing up ok?
-Fennick
P.S. I was the kid with the visor trying to help


| >>346604
I didn't quite see you, or perhaps I did, and my memory has been blurry since. The wound is healing nice! Thank you everyone in the bar who acted responsively that day. -Uni


| Arrrrgh... where have I seen her before??
-YSS


| >>346664 every time I've run into her was at that secret spring place
-Fennick


| She's so cute...
-Evening


| >Uploaded SmallOni.jpx
>Its another picture of Chanka, this time she seems to be conflicted and trying to pick something on the top of a convience store's shelf... She seems to be a little too small to reach the bag of small bunny marshmallows.

MY HEART, MY SOUL
Actually found out her full name is Talia Marianne Chanka, and you guys wont believe this, she's fucking 31
SHE'S A CHRISTMAS CAKE LEGAL LOLI!!


| Call me cold or what have you.

But i am not seeing what you are seeing
>N3


| >>347775
(shit i mean IA
Been using that tag too long..)


| Who cares, she's still cute as hell. Legal loli for the win!
-NaVi


| Dude, I dont fucking care, I want to pet her so bad but I feel like she would kick my ass


| >>347771
31? Older and cuter than me. I never knew my pride and my heart could both be attacked at the same time.
-Evening


| >>347787
Watashi no kokoro
Watashi no tamashi

I have no idea what i just said
>>347784
Probably would, being a cop and all
>IA


| >>347787
I think its the things they put in the water lol, she's prolly russian too with a name like that

Also her voice is the cutest thing in the world! She just stood there pouting angrily!

I think I can die now


| Can i take her out by a chance?...
-NaVi


| >>347789
"My heart
My soul"
>>347791
It's so irresistibly cute. I love her so much. Please keep her away from me or else she'll be squeezed tight.
-Evening


| I still don't understand why everyone is all riled up about this one.

Like realisticly i give her a month ish before death happens
>IA


| >>347796
Dont say that! If a small girl like lived for 31 years she has got to have some crazy augs or some secret weapon!


| >>347791
I wonder if there is something in the water... I feel like any girl I see in this city is super flat or super busty. Like that weird rule 63 geekboy cosplayer.


| >>347821
Do not listen to the foul mouth. She will be fine, i am sure of that.
-NaVi


| >>347821
Again i mean nothing wrong

But also again

Cyber zombies, sky lazers, super sentai, sentient dog terrorists, entire districts covered in sleeping gas, reality warping AIs etc.

This place is a gauntlet
>IA


| >>347826
Then you better fall silent.
-NaVi


| >>347827
What?
>IA


| >>347823
I am a b-cup and where can I get some of this amazing water?
-YSS


| >Uploaded Snipergal.jpx
>Its a picture from the GC Airport, it shows Chanka holding an Anti material rifle about twice her size as officers are coming near her, her eyes seem to be glowing and her coat is padded with oversized armor and plates reading BLITZKRIEG CORPS

HOLY SHIT MY DUDES, SHE NO SCOPED A ROCKET LAUNCHER FROM LIKE HALF A MILE AWAY AND FIRED ABOUT FOUR MORTAL SHOTS FROM THE SAME DISTANCE

Cute AND DANGERO/U/S


| ...even with proper exercise it would be difficult for a being of that size to efficiently handle such equipment..

How?thats insane
>IA


| >>349084
Dude, I know, and believe it or not that fucking thing is FULL AUTO and yet her arms just take all that recoil!

The only other officer I saw with those glowy eyes was Lt.Douji and she was strong as hell, maybe Chanka-Tan is augmented too?


| >>349087
T-h-t-h-how??! The weight of the gun alone even with CF parts would be to heavy to carry!
And don't get me started on the armour!

I...never mind...
Yeah, augs, lets go with that.
>IA


| >>349087
T-h-t-h-how??! The weight of the gun alone even with CF parts would be to heavy to carry!
And don't get me started on the armour!

I...never mind...
Yeah, augs, lets go with that.
>IA


| OwO


| Where are you g/u/rls getting all of these superpowers??
-YSS


| >>349782
Nano machines son
>IA

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