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[City-Wide Event: Major Blackout]

| >The Matrix and all reliant systems has experienced a black-level failure, kicking out deckers and AI alike as the sudden shutdown rips through the city like a wave.

>Its out for several hours before mysteriously going back online, but not without serious confusion and minor disasters everywhere.

>Its a grim reminder of just how much reliance modern society has on the internet...


| Analog baby! Stick to them dial-up phones.
_Jhensen


| I agree, old methods are still around for a reason~
-Evening


| There goes my popcorn. -KN


| Man. It kicked me out when I was paying for a premiun Streaming-chan sub. It glitched and charged me 30 times ;A; help!


| I still feel like i had a stroke...
>N3verW3re


| The Storm provides!


| That wasn't fun..
>syhK


| I wonder how many lilims are out there, drained of battery because of the blackout.


| >>343340 To answer, I almost was...
>syhK


| MY PREMIUM FOOD ORDER AEOHFASHOFASHOFESHOFGESHOFSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-r


| hmm may this be the cause of the singularity

-Arable


| THIS WAS CALLED BY THE BOOBY BOMBER
I KNEW SHE HAD TO BE STOPPED!


| >>343420
AND THUS THE SCHLONG SHOOTER IS ON THE SIDE OF JUSTICE


| >>343390
No. I don't think so. Why would an AI fuck themselves over like that? Maybe they wanted to fuck someone else over, but I find it very unlikely.
-GG


| I swear I've seen a bat the sizeof a man flying between the GC Central District scyscrapers during the blackout.


| Hmm and jinterprises prides themselves on their power grid.
Look at what just happened!


| Where were you when city lights is kill

I was home eating fish snacks

Suddenly lights went off

"Lights is kill" says my frend

"No"

"Yes"


| >>343420
Hello Booby Bomber, I'm Miss Booby Buyer and I'll buy a bundle of bouncy booby bombs for 8008135 bucks!
-YSS


| >>343546 R-really!?
OKAYS
YOU CAN HAVE THEM FOR FREEE


| >>343547
Aah! No! Don't throw live boobs at me!
-YSS


| I was on a contract when this happened. Twas annoying to loose the pay.
-Esren


| AAAAAAAAHHHHHH, MY PORN DOWNLOADS ALL CRASHED, I LEAVE FOR TWO MINUTES, TWO FUCKING MINUTES AND IT'S ALL GONE, MY FULL 10TB OF SWEET, SWEET VANILLA PORNOGRAPHY!!!
This is it, I'm gonna kill myself

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