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...Wonder if someone made a tiddy missle augment yet.

| Or just, tiddy augs in general


| There are Lilims with support for detachable breast, which allows them to customize their bosom with varying sizes and features. That's the closest I can tell you without going all impractical.


| As a female lilim, I can confirm that there are firearms that can be hidden in certain breast mods. I prefer a leg holster though.
>syhK


| >>340439
Like... Nipple machine guns? Damn.


| >>340439
This. Plus you need structure reinforcement if you try to install anything heavier than a simple peashooter, unless you are one of those Lilims with native support for heavy chest load.


| >>340443
Like a CH1A
>syhK


| >>340442
Way overboard. Think of those thumb gun mods but bigger. The thing with breasts is that they don't support recoil very well (that, and they are heavy), so you need to damped the impact with either your chassis's spine or a reinforced body.

A machine gun can literally break through your spine in seconds of firing.


| Eh but don't the squishy bits of the tiddy help against the recoil?


| >>340442 Oh- I was referring to mods that have concealed pistol holsters. As far as actual guns, you'll occasionally see bullets, but generally they'll be lasers of some sort.
>syhK


| >>340449
Yeah but the more you fit those paddings the heavier your breasts are, and remember you are still fitting a gun inside the thing.

Plus again, you still need a structurally reinforced body to support the sudden recoil. Breasts are not anatomically made for sudden forward shock.


| Huh... thanks for the information guys! Guess i'll just stick with tiddy lasers!


| >>340453 Don't forgot to mod in cooling vents.
>syhK


| Actually, Quick question, what would be a good heatsink for tiddy lasers? My first thought would be to liquid cooling from within the tiddy, but then again... boiling boobs doesn't sound that appealing...


| Ohh Vents! Dang you answered my question before i asked it! You're so knowluegeable about this Syhk, do you do this for a living?


| Oh, breasts lasers. I forgot about them, but they are miles better than actual gun breast.

Not only that, if you are a Lilim, you can charge through your internal power, it also doesn't add much weight.

As >>340455 said, you still need either direct helium cooling or vents. Neither are very good in the long run and lasers can melt most synthetic skin and tissues if left untreated.


| >>340462 I'm a runner- need to know how to conceal weapons. Look at every option. When I ran with them, I had direct cooling vents modded to my back- Wasn't comfortable. Or that useful. Difficult to aim. Had to mod myself to being flat to use them, and even then it wasn't worth it. Flat to this day.
>syhK


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| >>340467
...Aw... ever think about not being flat anymore?


| >>340469 I don't mind it much, actually. It's something you get used to.
>syhK


| Hm... how about titty tasers? Though, i guess at that distance, the voltage needed to generate an arc between the nips across would probably be more then enough to kill an elephant.


| >>340472
On a budget, I think it's possible to retrofit those finger tasers mod to a breast? You still need a way to route power there though.


| Just fill the boobs with electrolytes or whatever mumbo jumbo witchcraft batteries work with! That's how electrisity work right?


| >>340475
Good luck running with a literal bomb in your chest. Batteries are fragile unless you buy some super expensive industrial shit or whatever. Even those older lithium batteries are unimaginable explosive.


| >>340480 but them couldn't you use it as a grenade
>syhK


| OH SHIT BRB I'M TOTALLY GOING TO BECOME THE WORLD'S FIRST

>BOOBY BOMBER


| what have i done
>syhK


| what have i suggested


| >>340499
Madness.
Pure unhinged madness.
>N3verW3re


| actually quick question, while we're on topic. What do you think is a nice, throwable cupsize?


| before the gcpd searches my browser history for any future bank bombing through boobs i want to defend myself by stating that i was not the one making the idea


| >>340512 I'm with Anon.
>syhK
P.S. >>340509 B-C. But that's iffy.


| hMM.. will also have to balance with explosive yield.... i'll try out all sorts of sizes!


| This is totally going to make news tomorrow.


| >>340528 We knew that going in. I'm just hoping I never run into this individual.
>syhK


| Boob-nade g/u/rl please don't do anything stupid with your new knowledge.


| Also update me of your escapades.
>N3


| HELLO, DID SOMEONE SAY BOOBS??
-YSS


| >>343003
YES
WHAT ABOUT THEM
>image is uploaded, of a bag filled with dozens of detachable boobs
I'M WORKING ON BOOBYBOMBS


| >>343015
You get all those boobs from a single bomb? Wao!
-YSS


| >>343015
I would like to donate materials for the explosive part.

Quite frankly i find this quite entertaining
>N3


| >>343032
YESSERIIIIIIIE

>>343035

oh actually N3, could i borrow one of your drones? I want to try something!


| >>343243
Sure
>N3


| YES, NOW MY ARMY OF SPIDER BOOB DRONES THAT ALSO EXPLODE WILL BE COMPLEEEEEEEEEETE


| Oh no.
-r


| >>343246
Haha i like this one.
They amuse me
>N3


| >>343250
Of course, you want normal fake boobies i'll be happy to sell them.

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