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Odds and Ends #2 (Clearance!)

| Hello there, this is Uni — and her even-more-cramped apartment! It seems that I have amassed more than I could store. Again.

To keep it short, I have items ready to be given out for free. Most of these have been put under pristine care. I value them greatly, but nonetheless, I need space more than anything else!

Feel free to visit my apartment,
> myloc.geo
> The file points to an apartment close to QUITRID Omni-Dome.


| Here are the items!

> Books and Magazines
- Diskworld; all 41 of them.
- Even more Shakespeare study books; one full rack — they are hundred pages each.
- A box of old newspaper and magazines from a simpler day.


| > Scraps and Parts
- Universal Lilim Repair Kit: I had this to repair my eye. None of them interfaces with it, so it's useless in my hand.
- A PC-9X, along with its many floppies and games.
- A yellowing IBN 51XX
- Two Minor Arcana. They are both working if you have the right pattern-processor.
- Another Proto-EMP. I don't think it's working?
- Sheets of Nanocamo; one meter each.


| > Typewriters
- HRMS-30X; a sturdy typewriter I use everyday. I now have three of them, you are free to pick up two.
- An Underlog No. 5; needs a new ink, but its chassis is well-preserved.
- A restored Olympus Philia. It's not using its original parts; I had to print out my own for it to be working.


| That's about it. Thank you to whomever will take these items out, you will be helping me greatly with my apartment space problem. -Uni


| Alright ill keep this quick so im not here when those..."people" find this thread

Whats an Arcana?
>N3verW3re


| >>338477
R-right, we don't want that happening again.

An Arcana is a device capable of clairvoyance. The Minor Arcana simply gathers environmental information, process it through its many Neural Processing Unit, and spits it out in the device's language — all of this is meant to predict future events.

It is not magic of course, and the Minor Arcana is known to be inaccurate when not enough information is given to it. -Uni


| >>338484
...so its a P.A.P.D...
How much for both and the Shakespeare collection?
>N3


| >>338486
Free, of course! I have written above that I'm clearing these out and not selling them. -Uni


| >>338490
Lol to bad im paying
>5000z has been transferred to your account
>N3


| >>338492
S-sheesh, why must you keep insisting like that. I'll prepare the items in the meantime; the books are rather heavy, so it may take some strength to carry them at once. -Uni


| >>338496
Twhat drones are for Fraulein
>N3


| >>338499
I forgot you had plenty of them. Do bring them in, you may need three at most. -Uni


| Is the arcana still functional in an n-space quanta? Does it have a functional reverse-incantation or a clairsapient bacchanal causation aligner? I want to interface with a codex-yau plurality manifold without blowing up the city.


| wait.
Did I hear FREE? I need confirmation.
-r


| >>338515
Without going overly complex: The Minor Arcana uses none of what you mention. Its NPU unit serves to simply process environment data in an optimized Markov Chain. It runs the processing several billion times before outputting a pattern for the user to process.

The Arcana, on the other hand—.. that one is much of a secret. -Uni


| >>338520
Indeed! Everything listed here are free to pick up. -Uni


| YES. Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou Uni.
>[cue evil laugh]

-r


| >>338521
Really? So I must be in the wrong timeline. Again. Terribly sorry for the intrusion.


| >>338523
S-sure! I need the apartment space after all. -Uni


| >>338525
You are asking about the Arcana, however. If memory serves me correctly, it perhaps use some of the mechanism you mentioned.

As I said earlier, what I have in stock here is the Minor Arcana. I only have one Arcana, and that is not one I'm willing to lose. -Uni


| Thank you


| >>338527
Should you ever change your mind and wish to dismantle it, I have a high probability of encounterance.


| >>338537
We will see. The Arcana is, after all, the only item I will put my life for — I doubt this change of mind will happen any time soon. -Uni


| I'm getting delayed on the way. Enemy pursuit getting stronger. I hope what I'm looking for isn't gone when I arr-

-r


| >>338566
I-I'll try to keep them safe until you arrive. Stay safe! -Uni


| (owo)


| >>339294
Oh my, a cute thing. I remember you from the last thread, of course. -Uni


| (^w^)


| >>338453
What do you have left Uni?
-Jhensen


| >>339692
Let's see — N3 has taken the Shakespeare-related books as well as the two Minor Arcana, r took the Underlog No. 5.

It seems that I still have most of the items on the list. -Uni


| I'll grab the Proto-EMP, and what's a yellowing IBN 51XX?
-Jhensen


| >>339699
It's an IBN 51XX luggable computer, but parts of it has begun yellowing. The issue is even more apparent in its old PBT keyboard. The yellowing has only surfaced recently, so I presume you can quickly clean it through blasts of heat-treated peroxide?

I'll prepare the EMP in the meantime. -Uni


| >>339712
Alright, I'll come down for the EMP, and decide on the IBN, I might take a bit.
-Jhensen


| >>339720
Sure thing! The IBN is heavy, despite its luggable qualities. You may want a container to carry it around, unless you plan on carrying the shield-like device with you. -Uni


| (>w>)

(<w<)


| >>339754
My, my. You sure are restless. What did CN call you again? Lisa? Is that your name, cute one? -Uni


| >>339756

(^w^)


| >the Emoticon AI drops a link to a somewhat poorly hidden IRC... https://discord.gg/ZFFSZye


| >>339765
T-that is quite enticing, and I do know CN wholeheartedly trusts you — so I know you won't lure me into a virtual pitfall.

I'll think about it, thank you Lisa. -Uni

(Mind hinting me what the Discord server is about?)


| >>339767
(its one of the ARG discords: this one is for Tears in the Rain.

There's a vacancy so I offered it to you. ^^)


| >>339773
(Joined after reusing my stupidly old Discord profile.)

I say, Lisa, what have you led me into. -Uni


| >>339785
am i late to get the IBN? if not I'll take that and a Minor Arcana
-gennex


| >>339861
You are quite very late for both. The two Minor Arcana has been taken, and the IBN is currently in process of being moved. Sorry! -Uni


| >>339865
geez
I'll take the Nanocamo sheets and the Olympus Philia then.
-gennex


| >>339927
The 20s Philia and Nanocamo, okay. I'll have those prepared whilst waiting for your arrival. -Uni


| (. w .)


| Noooo I wanted the shalespeare books
-AG


| >>340366
S-sorry, I know you also wanted them from the last time they were around. I'll try reserving some when I have another clearance, in case you still have interest in them in the future.

>>340309
Lisa, is that you? -Uni

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