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Penguin Mafia "Insurance"

| Reports of the penguin mafia now offering "protection service" for zenny. To a few small franchises in the motor district. "So long as they pay we'll make sure they can sleep at night." Quoted a small old man as he was offered protection by people in penguin masks.
"Its gotten violent. Figure we'd do our part." Quoted another who wished to remain anonymous


| Penguin insurance? why would i need to insure my penguins?!


| >>337650
The use refers to them being the insurers.
As in pay them or they beat you.


| >>337725 I don't want to be beat up by penguins, I should probably comply...
-Kat


| Uhf. I hate penguins....
>syhK


| >>337650
"An accident might happen to his tuxedo. Wahkwahkwahk!"
-YSS


| >>337754
Only one is a penguin.
"The Emperor"


| What about frog insurance?
>Sudo


| Hehe its them again.
>N3verW3re


| I'll shoot a fucking penguin in the face if it thinks it's gonna force me to pay.

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