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Notable sites to visit.
| The island of Nonyabuisness is a good place to start
| I'm having a grill day on the Burning Gunsmith, near the Flooded District.
Come by for some real food.
-Jhensen
| Oh i have something for this actually.
>adventuremap.JPX
>its a map of GC, multiple spots are marked with various colors as well as an index as to what color means what.red means danger blue means fun etc
Hope it helps
>N3verW3re
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| >>337600
What more do you expect from the city? It's beautiful at a glance, but it is a land of minefields nonetheless. -Uni
| >>337678
Minefields *can* be pretty, darling. Strewn body parts excite some.
>syhK
P.S. : Not that I'm among those people.
| >>337684
Never did I mention that they can't. It takes the right eye to recognize beauty — although, such a chaotic form of art is not my cup of tea as well. -Uni
| You want peculiar, look at the Sideways District. It is one big fraggin mess of bad planning, slanted real estate, and greedy contracting. Construction work is so slow, a lot the buildings are crumbling apart at the base as they're being built up, so they put up scaffolds everywhere until it's a maze. Towers lean into each other and the construction lillims build them up like that. The dust and debris from the top falls into smog and you get the choke, so if you go, wear a breather
| Welcome to this crazy noisy bizarre town, Anon. You're gonna wanna stay away from the Tellurium Hills area of the Flooded District- or at least not get any farther than the old Torivi building. There's a memetic hazard somewhere in the area. -Khora
| Well I mean if you're into the more... 18+ kind of fun... then the Glitz District is where to go.
| I make a commitment to visit all recommended sites but at this rate I'll go broke with transportation fares. Anyone want to fund my excursions around the city?
| >>338211
Sure why not, it seems nice to sponsor a fellow adventurer
Better keep me updated though.
>50,000n has been transferred to your account
>N3
| Thank you! I promise I will spend this wisely and not run away to another planet with this!
| Wait, did you all just get scammed?
-r
| No, I mean to use the money to explore. Although, while I'm addressing the subject, what is this Nigeria you speak of?
-OP
| >>338235
My, my. I'm not from this age, but I can be well sure that Nigeria exists right over here:
> worldmap.jpx
> An ancient world map with many foreign-looking countries. The name 'Nigeria' is encircled on it.
—Though I'm not sure where it is now.
| I say, I forgot to sign my message. -Uni
| Preposterous. How dare you forget to sign your post.
| Oh dear, I can't express how displeased I am with the fact that you didn't point out my hypocrisy.
-OP
| >>338252
Ha its fine Fraulein
>>338251
You do realize your saying that to the cutest girl in GC right?
>N3
| . . . There are women on this planet?!
| >>338256
S-stop mentioning that in this instant, capiche?
>>338255
Oh, but I thought that was simply a conscious decision you made. -Uni
| >>338247
Whoa hey, that's a nice map! It looks exactly like what my grandfather gave me! It used to be a country in Africa, right? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Africa united now?
-r
| >>338257
...i feel as if you've been in some strange places...
Yes female are indeed inhabitants of the area.
Actually im pretty sure there are more girls then boys
>N3
| >>338257
...i feel as if you've been in some strange places...
Yes female are indeed inhabitants of the area.
Actually im pretty sure there are more girls then boys
>N3
| >>338257
Are the laws different from where you are? This board is supposedly female-oriented — and thus, have a majority of female users. It's an odd phenomenon I can never put my thought into. -Uni
| Furthermore, I have predominantly visited planets and even was born on one with fee women if not none.
| >>338235
"Nigerian" is an old curse word for scammer, I think. It was once suuuper offensive in sub-saharan communities so it gets bleeped out of old 2d shows.
-YSS
| >>338263
That explains why I can't seem to find half of the countries I used to savor visiting. Looking at today's map:
> geocache.jpx
> A higher-resolution map is drawn to those opening the file; it shows the world as it is now.
The Great Earthquake did take a chunk of Africa with it. -Uni
| >>338270
Why, there is no one acting barbaric here. I commend your behavior, but if you were acting as though a ruffian, I would have noticed it far before. -Uni
| >>338289
My apologies. Is it not a federal offense/barbaric to incorrectly assume someone's gender on your planet?
>>338290
What goods in the form of weapons do you carry?
| >>338280
Hmmm...
My grandpa used to babble about how it is a failed secret Doomsday project. Anyways He used to be an explorer. Took some pictures there and there.
>A picture is uploaded. It seems to be one of the biomes, nature with plenty of animals with a drastically different landscape from today. It is dated 19XX.
>>338272
A species that can sustain itself with no female counterpart... interesting. interesting.
-r
| >>338293
Mostly energy and Chemicals.
If your looking for standard ballistics then i recommend cain instead
>M3
| >>338294
Indeed it is fascinating how they can reproduce without females but it makes sense when you see them mate with the native flora.
| >>338290
You do stutter yourself. I say, this boomerang goes back to you, N3.
>>338278
Correct. Hence, this forms an image of 'Nigerian Prince' to be a strong, wealthy figure. At least, until some imposter decides to ask for money using said name, leading to 'Nigerian Prince' being nothing more of a joke to virtual beggars and con artist. -Uni
| Do you humans import your women or are they naturally abundant?
| >>338303
Thank you. And I must say, it is quite amusing when you and >>8b0529 stutter. Please continue doing such.
| >>338293
It is for some. I don't think that's of an utmost importance, however. Misplacing genders can only lead conflict so far, after all.
>>338294
My, my. I have a penchant for these extinct wildlife. -Uni
> scan(1).jpx
> A yellowing photo shows a similar-looking environment: lush vegetations and alien-looking animals. On the bottom, 'AU/19XX' is written.
| >>338306
N-no! Please stop encouraging the stutters!
>>338310
As for this, no. Humans will breed either of the two sexuality; male and female. Usually this is akin to a dice roll, but I'm sure there are technologies capable of predeteemining which you will receive as an offspring. -Uni
| >>338310
Yeah, but cloning has its risks...
Naturally, we, humans have an extremely high uh... need for reproductive actions, hence why there is so much of us here.
-r
| I heard pregnancy occurs through kissing. Even with my brief time on this planet, I have seen quite a bit of the action. How are you all not about to conceive?
| >>2f7801 >>8b0529
You two make like the perfect couple!
Cmon why dont you two go on a date?
Your both all high class
You both stutter
You both like solitude
Why not its the perfect match?
| >>338319
B-because it breaks my composure and I often steadily decline in professionalism when I stutter!
>>338320
—Anyway, you seem to be quite interested in the inner-working of humans. Humans can only be impregnated when the male reproductive organ penetrates that of the female's. There is a way to cultivate a baby outside of this, but they are often risky.
What you were describing before is copulation means of a land snail. -Uni
| When you stutter too much in real life you stutter in text form as well...
-r
| >>338329
I wear glasses only for work! It's part of my uniform t-that I decide upon myself.
>>338330
Is that the case? I was not aware of it; I should try amending this. Thank you. -Uni
| Aw fuck it. I don't even give a shit anymore about finding about how you beings mate. I just want to see these two become a couple. It's god damned adorable.
| >>338329
W-what!?! oh come on!
Howdoyouknowaboutthat!??!
Andevenafteritrysohardtohideitandeverything *whines*
I mean i wear contacts and all that how do you knowyouknowhatneverminditsoveranyways
>>338331
YSS not you to!
>N3
| >The offworlder gets really caught up in the idea of N3 and Uni becoming a couple and starts chanting.
COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE
| >>338337
T-traveller! This is ludicrous, t-there is no way I'm going to date N3. I simply don't think I can support a relationship.
>>338342
I thought you were my ally! -Uni
| >Stubborn, the offworlder ceases to chant. If anything, he chants harder.
COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE
| >>338347 >>338344 >>338343 >>338342
Arrrrgggg i give up!
Uni!will you do me the honour of going on a date with me?
(just to shut them up?)
There is that what you people want!
Geeze!
>N3
| Er... Doesn't cease... He doesn't cease.
| No. Couple.
| > [User 'Uni' has disconnected]
| Uh... shit.
I will fix this situation.
Immediately.
-r
| Jävla helvete.
| I would say I feel bad, but I remain resolute in the idea that they would make a wonderful couple.
| It should look like-
> [User "Offworlder" has disconnected.]
| Don't encourage them, Uni.
-YSS
| I doubt we'll be needing encouragement. I think we're stubborn enough to try and see this through.
| Being cute is not bad... it's the unwanted attention that kills it for both of them.
*sigh* I never really cared about dating or coupling, but I want them to stay true to themselves.
-r
| Personally, I just thought it would be a good memory for this old chap before I leave this just bucket of a city. Even a legitimate date would've sufficed. Oh well. I suppose I'll take N3's money and go explore the bars and locales of this city. I still need more places so if you got some yet, feel free to mention them.
| >>338368
True, the towns teleporting assassin with the towns cutest girl would be pretty nuts.
Oh who am i kidding!?
That sounds like some awesome straight from an anime!
I ship them
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| I'm offworld traveller and I'm looking for exciting places to visit in the are of this... Uh... Peculiar Glitch City.