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(Ad)IpGas presents...Jurassic Realm! Coming soon to Glitch City!
| >A picture is then shown of what looks to be a giant floating spaceship the size of a small city, with a large blue glass-looking bubble surrounding the entire top. If you look through it, you can see what looks to be a giant theme park within the bubble.
"Through amazing feats of genetic engineering and many other scientific phenomenon, IpGen has been able to rebirth creatures from the distant past of this universe! For the first time, we are touring the world you call 'Earth'!"
| >The ship is shown slowly descending from the sky and landing in the ocean off the coast of Kanyevania.
"Wondrous marvels await whoever visits Jurassic Realm, marvels of a distant and unknown age, where animals rules the Earth and technology was but a mere dream! Come and see the world of the mystical creatures you call 'Dinosaurs'!"
>Then, a large roaring creature with reptilian features, standing on two hind legs and with two tiny arms, with rows of gigantic sharp teeth!
| >Then, another creature, with two horns on its head and one on its nose, walking on four legs with a large thracian head and a beaklike mouth, ramming into another creature with similar properties!
>Then, a pack of three smaller animals, with wickedly sharp teeth and clawed hands and feet, circling a creature with what looked to be a plated, armored back and a large club tail, which it flings and knocks one of the smaller hunter animals aside!
| >The music then peaks as it reveals a humongously large creature, with a neck that towered over every other creature and was capable of eating from the tops of what looked like trees! It stomped with four giant legs and walked slowly but meaningfully, a majestic creature indeed!
"Come see these and many more gems of the distant Earth past, as well as our many enjoyment attractions!"
>It quickly cycles through many more familiar and human attractions.
| >Giant rollercoasters seen going in and out of what look like real mountains!
>A casino with a singer in the middle and televisions watching the dinosaurs!
>A building showing you the known history of the dinosaurs, as well as a sand pit where children can be the archaeologists and uncover their own fossils!
>A bowling alley, an arcade, multiple bars and resturants as well as fast food, clothing and gift and toy shops and more!
| >Finally, a sort of round, glass ball that allows you to get up close and personal with the dinosaurs themselves!
"Come and view Earth's elders at Jurassic Realm, where anything is possible!"
>The trideo cuts back to the logo, with a list of the countries on Earth and dates which Jurassic Realm will be there. Glitch City is listed as the last date on the planet, before Jurassic Realm takes off back into space!
>It then uploads a sign-up sheet to reserve a spot in the park!
| One one hand, there were multiple movies all stating that bringing back dinosaurs are a bad idea.
On the other hand
>he reserves a spot at the park for multiple people
Its just to awesome to ignore
>N3verW3re
| D-dinosaurs! -Uni
> Another spot has been reserved!
| Oh oh!
Dino park!?
count me in!-cheri
>a spot is now reserved
| >Several spots of an indiscriminate number have been reserved
-W
| I WANT ONE AS A PET.
>spam reserve button
-r
| >Another spot has been reserved.
| This is a bad Idea. -syhK
>A spot has been reserved.
| Looks interesting.
>Yet another spot has been reserved.
-GG
| Hahahahaha! Seriously?? Sign me up for this drekfest!
>A spot has been reserved
-YSS
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| >A trideo begins to play, revealing a logo of some sort of sharp-toothed dinosaur fossil with a green background, in a circle with the words "Jurassic Realm" in front of them as triumphant, awesome but notably memetastic music plays.
"Interplanetary Genetic & Synthetic Engineering Technologies INC (Better known as IpGas) would like to present Glitch City with an oppurtunity: To allow you special few to view the crearures of our past in the present! Welcome to Jurassic Realm!