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there's a deactivated lilim in my closet and im going to have a panic attack
| Some older models (2045 and below) had an emergency physical button on the lowest part of the back, just above the buttcheeks. Try looking for that, if not, they also have a small battery that keeps the BIOS running, if it hasn't been fried by force, you could try hooking some device on to that and make a diagnosis
-gennex
| it looks like a newer model to me, like kira miki esque, dyou think i might have something laying around that i could plug into her?
| This thread is an euphemism.
| apparently she's a CH1A, it's printed on the nape of her neck
| >>336165
First of all, is she a base model or a king class???
CH1As are wireless accessible, maybe try using your mobile to connect to her BIOS, since the operating system is offline right now. If not even the BIOS is responsive, you could try pluggin her up with any standard lilim charging cable, even though CH1As are compatible with wireless charging, they have a charging port a bit below the neck
Second, do you have any idea about how she got there?
-gennex
| >>336165
If after that she's unresponsive, you should call the police and explain them all the details.
She might be unregistered or avoiding redeployment for some reason, she might have illegal modifications of some sort. She might just be off her maintenance rutine.
| Pfft
| DAY 2, I decided to just go to sleep and deal with this today, not like she's going anywhere. I think I'm gonna borrow a cable from a friend or something. I have no clue if she's king class or what, just has the CH1A tag
About the police thing, I really, REALLY don't feel like having to be involved in some kind of investigation so I'm just gonna see what I can do myself
BRB
| Okay /cyb/, I have a charger cord and I plugged her up. No earthly idea how to access the BIOS from here though.
| I hope this is that infamous lilim that Thoth fears, but I heard it's been missing for years
| >>336757
if you have a computer nearby, just install some lilim BIOS manager and make it search for nearby bootable devices. IF the battery isn't fried, the lilim should be visible.
| >>336757
connect to her. you can't do much if the BIOS is locked by an admin password, but the serial number should be visible, thats enough to look for a log on the net. it should show you the last two locations as well as the manufacturing location, deployment date and whether she belongs to a company among other things
| Did what Gennex said and it looks like she's not fried, I'm able to connect just fine. I think I'm going to try and boot her but I have no idea what the admin password is
edit: while i was typing this i found a wallet in one of her pockets, the password looks hastily written down on a business card inside of it so I'm gonna try to get her to boot up
really not sure where to go from there, though so does anyone want me to ask any questions?
| >>336861
He is the world's most annoying game of cryptoquotes. He says he has a cult, but it's probably just one chummer getting his lulzies.
-YSS
| It's official, she's booting up and I'm kind of sort of very scared for my life...
Should I have some kind of weapon?
| >>336774 >>336861 >>336870
Where are you chummers getting your info from? Thoth doesn't have any Lilim he fears, and he does have a cult. Walk around in black cloks with golden suns painted on them, wielding some sort of glowing orange weaponry that melts whatever they shoot at. Guys are scary good at staying hidden, and we don't know their exact number yet. Basically the newest radical guerilla terrorist group in Glitch City.
| >>337080
My one source is all his brilliant posts on Danger/u/. You sure it's the same guy?? You'd think the cloak guys would just melt his face for making them all look like brainless glitchoes who can't tie their own shoelaces without a conspiracy.
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| Hey gals! I was going out to dinner and an actual complete in tact fucking lilim falls onto me from inside the closet.
literally what do I do in this situation???? I tried turning her on (not like that, prick)
but I couldn't find the button.. if they even have those.
what do?