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I spent all my rent zenny on shrimp ramen. AMA

| >help.tif
>It's a set of pictures. One is of an eviction notice. The other spans across a small apartment, filled with empty and full cups of shrimp ramen. The only piece of furniture is a mattress, cramped in a corner next to a PC-9X.

I have no idea why or when it got to this point. Already sold all my furniture. Thinking about selling off my spare augs for scrap. My life is falling apart.

At least I still have my PC-9X.


| What's it like?


| >>327183 Pain


| Is it really that good?


| >>327213 You know what? I've eighty-one cups of shrimp ramen.

It's not even that good.


| eaten eighty*


| What's your plan in the future now that your life is starting to fall apart? Any plan B?
-r

PS: Food tastes better when you're hungry.


| >>327253 I'm probably gonna try one of those dumpster diving services. Crash in some foreclosed scrap garages. Hopefully away those "street cleaner" vigilante types...

Living off the grid sounds kinda nice, actually. Like a deep soul-searching trip.


| I'm going homeless who the fuck am I kidding


| >>327291
Here:
>fumpster.exe
Free mapsoft with info on every dumpster in GC. Listed by contents, security, safety, and all. Tells you when they're emptied, when to dive, and when to stay away.
-YSS


| >>327327 That was the one. You might be saving my life here.
>when to stay away
I don't know what this means and I don't want to know, but thank you


| >>327334
Once a week the bigger ponics farms dump all their "irregular" veggies into bins. Ever since someone "accidentally" crushed a sleeping homeless under a ton of veggies in one of those bins, Fumpster has posted warnings about dump times. Drek like that.
-YSS


| Dude...YA JUST PLAYED YASELF


|


| Uhhhmmm but why buy all that shrip ramen?-cheri


| >>331418 if you had to choose food you need to survive and rent, which would you choose?
Could have spent less on ramen though. Have you considered selling to your other buildingmates on the way out? Zenny is more portable.


| >>331424
N-no i mean why is it all shrimp?
A-and how can you cook it without a stove?-cheri


| >>331424
N-no i mean why is it all shrimp?
A-and how can you cook it without a stove?-cheri


| (what the heck is wrong with my ID?!?)


| >>331441 OP here, I think the stove is somewhere under the shrimp ramen


| >stove.jpx
>A large pile of ramen, pushed to the sides atop more ramen to reveal a small stove.
Yeah it's still here


| >>331424 There's a sim junkie on my same floor, you guys think he'd buy shrimp ramen? Either way I'm getting evicted


| >>332143 >>332141
Eh? Eh?! eehhhhhhhhh?!!?!??
How does the stove work without power?
Where do you get the water?
And WHY IS IT ALL SHRIMP!??!?-cheri


| Cheri, are you okay?
-YSS


| >>332155
Hai hai! Daijobu des~!-cheri


| Cheri seems really focused on why it's shrimp ramen. I'm kinda curious too.
Also, you should definitely sell the ramen to some people on the way out. You might get a small profit.
-Evening


| Ok im with the other two here.
Why is it specifically all shrimp?
Like you could have any number of combinations but nah son shimp.

I mean i you like it then why not.
I like sweet and spicy myself
>N3verW3re


| Beef or chicken~
Beef or chicken~
-Evening


| >>332291
Yes!Im not the only one who's curious.
Come on OP now you GOTTA tell us!>w<
>>332304
Hey you like sweet and spicy to?
Good taste good taste [nods in approval]-cheri


| >>332308
I mean, it IS an AMA, so that means OP HAS to answer~
-Evening


| well everyone knows shrimp ramen is superior to other varieties
-Eren


| >>332315
>shrimp ramen is superior

...
Now...*clicks tongue" i am usually quite respectful of the opinions of others. and that i am joking
But nothing. NOTHING. AND I MEAN *N O T H I N G* IS BETTER THEN SWEET AND SPICY.

WAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
WAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH

...pppffffff hahaha im kidding of course
>N3


| >>332335
To waaaaarrrrr!
Sweet and spicy shall dominate all!
Hahahaha-cheri


| This thread concerns me. -KN


| >>332335 >>332336
...*Hides the beef and chicken ramen flag* Y-Yeah! Sweet and Spicy!
-Evening


| I am not a connoisseur, but I do prefer the taste of curry for my ramen. Though that could simply be my longing for an actual curry. -Uni


| How does it feel having less than 1000 zenny to your name?


| How does it feel white boy?


| >>332336
Yes my lord. To battle!

>>332401
Tiny Ninja in the Sideways District has good curry. Their style is like soup. I don't know if it's authentic but it's tasty.

Also the waitress is a ninja. She almost captured me.


| >>332760
Ooh, I'll have to check that place out~
-Evening


| >>332760
Thank you for the pointers. I'll keep the place in mind whenever I'm craving for curry again. -Uni

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