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Somnus launches new "Anti Somnus" pill
| Sleep is now a luxury only management can afford.
-YSS
| Wait, this is gonna run all of the Hassy Super-MAXX ENERGY drinks out of business...
...I need to stock up.
-Totally not Fuschia Fedora
| Careful, from what I read this literally makes it so you CAN'T sleep. At least those energy drinks have a nice crash nap at some point
-Fennick
| Great, This can really fuck up someone's mental state. How are they going to justify that?
-Huges
| Since when did corps have to justify things?
-Fennick
| Hmph. They're just gonna use this to raise proffits. Double the workday and somesuch.
That'll be hell. I'm worn out enough as it is.
-Esren
| >increases energy
>interest intensifies
>cannot sleep
>interest dies
-M9
| There's a new street drug going around with names like "Hype" and "Windup." Looks like dark green powder. You smoke it and you don't sleep for a week. You get a mettic ton of energy, you never feel tired, and then you crash so bleedin hard you sleep for more than a day.
Chummer I know had a wiz time with it. Ran around naked the whole time, signed autographs nobody asked for and told me he was a god.
I bet the formula is related to these no-drowse pills.
-YSS
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| -This small pill, the same size as the usual green "somnus" pill, has quite the opposite effect from the sleep aid. Acting as a focus/energy supplement, the corporation currently claims it can keep you awake for 72 hours before feeling drowsy. When asked about the product, acting CEO Joshua Gregson stated "We at somnus have been developing this pill for some time now, but it's just the tip of the iceberg. Soon we'll change the world."-
He's gonna force feed his wage slaves, right?