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GCPD is on meltdown!
| Are you serious right now... they're putting that many resources on this pointless drek. -CN
| >>323911
Not the sharpest tools in the shed geekboy, GCPD is interested in your sweet overweight ass!
Its finally an occasion to fucking get you arrested!
| >>323916
I realize that much... they'll have to arrest me first however. Plus that's assuming they can get these false charges to stick. -CN
| You're not kidding- resources are being pulled everywhere; looks like a lot of the coppers reallllly want that bounty money. :/
Stay safe geekboy. ;-; -Vanished Van
| >>323933
Lol then your hearem will just break you out after
Or you can hire that warpy guy to pull you out
| What did you dp now CN?
-AG
| >>323937
Nothing. I'm apparently a suspect in the attempted Miki bombing... six months after said concert. -CN
| Well, seems gcpd got a very different takeaway than how I recall it
| >>324412
>Man
Anyway... I didn't expect to see so many suspects working in concert in semi-public. Not that it was easy to find this forum.
To clarify a few things, despite what those idiot datafaxes may have been spamming across the Matrix... no one has been formally charged. Yet.
-Malik
| >>324418
With all due respect, I don't have a world's worth of information to know your gender. Not that it is important when we are on the opposing side of the table.
In spite of your comments, it's still worrying to see those names up in the Matrix — not only mine, but plenty I know that are quite definitely innocent. -Uni
| >>324422
I don't make the rules, chummer. And until recently, I don't do damage control.
But I'm also not surprised, and neither should you be.
-Malik
| >>324427
The investigation will decide that. I won't go into details, but this isn't an arbitrary matter. There >>>is evidence, and the sooner everyone surrenders to witness protection, the sooner we can get this mess out of the way.
-Malik
| >>324436
I'll try to keep it as legal as possible. How big is my file, and can I get a copy? I need proof of alibi, as I'm being accused of a crime in a completely diffrent country.
-Jhensen
| >>324434
Honestly, all I want is a peaceful day at work. All the accusation did to me was bring a group of angry mob to my workplace — giving the patrons a hard time to enjoy their time.
However still, I know how much the claims may impact some names on the list, so I much prefer to get the case done as fast as possible, Lieutenant. -Uni
| >>324437
That... is a good question.
...
...
... it looks like you'll need to head down to the precinct. More than a few bits of your file are locked under a "need to know" restriction, and that's paperwork that I'm not equipped fill out over the Matrix.
>>324444
I apologize for the inconvenience that the leaked information previously posted here and elsewhere has caused you.
However, if all of you surrender yourselves to the GCPD I promise to process this as quickly as is humanly possible.
-Malik
| >>324457
Now here is where we stray from legal... The crimes may or may not have been the war kind... meaning extradition on sight... So the situation becomes a catch 22. I come in to prove I'm innocent, and I get deported, and let me tell you, back there, the courts are in cohorts. AND if I don't come in, I bacome guilty, get captured, and they don't even have to do the trial.
-Jhensen
| >>324457
We will see about that. I don't think I will be the one making the precise decision here. -Uni
| >>324471
It would be more accurate to suggest that I am not at liberty to confirm, deny, or render assistance of any kind in an environment prone to mishandling case files or sensitive documentation.
...also, that hurt to write.
-Malik
| >>324486
No, I didn't think it would.
But it would honestly be better if "CN," and the rest of you, did so. There would probably be less collateral.
...
No. There would be a >>>lot less collateral.
-Malik
| >>324493
You have already got me. My hands are open and I have given all hopes of skirting off the accusation; I will, however, wait for the rest of the suspects to speak.
Not that I agree, but sometimes they prefer to see explosions. -Uni
| >>324493
Well, I guess I'm forced by circumstances to do the things I do, unless you can provide me with an alternative. If you don't, I'll just make sure to be as passive as I can. Advice dosen't count as assistance, does it?
-Jhensen
| >>324515
No, of course not- at least, not without an expensive and well known attorney that either has decades of experience or all the blind luck of a player driven narrative...
-Malik
| >>324516
Well, I guess I'll see you at the station. Make sure to say hi from me to Peterson, in Vice.
-Jhensen
| >>324516
Tell you what? Once I have my representation sorted out, I'll turn myself in, how about that? No explosions have to happen and you won't have to lose zenny for an expensive bounty that involves the capture of a pacifist man with a stungun. -CN
| >>324569
That's quite a shift of tone. I presume this 'it is more than that' will apply to everyone on the list; so, go on. I want to know what else is needed for GCPD that CN hasn't said already. -Uni
| >>324569
Of course not, it never is. Well the fact of the matter is that you have no clue where I am so it doesn't really matter if you agree or not. I refuse to get screwed over by some ridiculous conspiracy the GCPD is weaving. -CN
| >>324577 >>324580 >>324582
What the cop isn't telling you is that they have pretty blatant evidence that y'all did the deed.
Not sure why a copper gives a damn about punks like us, but as fer me... I want that bounty.
>Several recordings are uploaded to the thread depicting, sure enough, "janitors" and "staff" whose profiles appear to match those of the people listed in the thread.
>However, you also realize almost immediately that much of the footage that *should* be present is missing.
Smoking gun, chummers.
-Clyde
| >>324632
...how did you obtain that? That is restricted information that hasn't been released for a REASON!
-Malik
| >>324633
Cry me a fragging river, skirt.
So there you have it, geekboy. Are you going to come quietly so we can get paid, or are you arriving in a stretcher?
Messing with Kira Miki is a death sentence, chummer. You should'a known that she has the best fans in the galaxy.
-Clyde
| >>324632
You see, I wasn't even in GC at the time of event. Or on the suspect list. Which is why a hick named idiot like you won't get the bounty.
-Jhensen
>>324633
PS.
git gud.
| >>324636
None of your damn business.
>>324637
Fans or not, if ANY of these suspects gets hurt because of your greed, I'll make sure that serving jailtime will be the least of your fraggin' problems.
-Malik
| >>324632
I fail to see how much of a smoking gun that is considering there seems to be quite a lot of footage cut and the fact that the people there aren't recorded doing anything close to attempting to assassinate Kira *Miki*. That being said, you already know my answer, I'll go when I'm good and ready. -CN
| >>324632
>Are you an Amateur PornTuber?
>Your shot composition and cuts are atrocious
>Nice to know, publicly, that the GCPD has no hard evidence or Malik is just ruffling her stockings on purpose. I hope it's the latter.
>-HAKASE
| >>324632
You're an idiot for believing the drek they fed you. That footage is obviously edited, in no way a smoking gun.
-Esren
| hey i just realized, who's going to take care of all those kids he keeps picking up? Lmao.
| He has a GF I think?
| The real question is: How many GFs does he have?
| Too many
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| Looks like the reopening of that shitty Miki affair will make it hard for them to actually chase important stuff for a while, this means buisness opportunities and a lack of manpower to track down criminals like the body eater and Axiom!!
So I'm saying it now, how about doing a run against the stinking dogs of QUINCY for once?
Ill pay the handsome bastards who do it a lot of Zenny just to fuck their shit!
-Mr.Johnson