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| (Besides Kira Miki, our Goddess!)
| >>315259
I practically hat to evict you out of the shooting range! you set up a tent and all!
-Cain
| s-sorry mom...
I- i promise to camp in the lobby from now on!
-Marie
| J-just move back in already. I reinforced the bed frame, and I miss making breakfast for you.
-Cain
| Really you... missed me?
I'll come back right now mom!
>sounds of rapid smol approuching
| Of course I missed y-
>Sounds of a Cain being hug tackled to the ground.
| I'll leave him to you, Cain
You better take good care of him!
-OS
| Good to know that you're getting better and doing well.
-GG
| >Day 2
Ahh! I just realized i haven'5 got any idol practice in...
Ugh... Idols or guns...
Can't think straight! will come back after I eat mom's delicious breakfest!
Also the new bed is nice... (especially to fuck in)
| Idol and gun together. You could sing and dance while shooting as part of the performance. You should probably get better at shooting first though, if you have only hit one target.
-GG
| We need a miracle if anything...
-Cain
| >Day 3
Guys i did it! I figured out how to dance AND shoot well!
...
I Just have to do both at the same time
^^;
Mom got really scared when i started dancing and shooting, but i somehow diddn't kill anyone, infact i hit closer to the center then i ever had before! I diddn't even trip over my own feet!
uhm...
So yeah, there's that.
| I swear to god she's almost as good as her uncle when she does her... thing.
-Cain
| Good job! I can almost guarantee you that this will eventually earn you a decent amount of money.
-GG
| How did you learn such a skill?
>N3verW3re
| Soo you know that new song that's sweeping the nation? I got really into the beat and... i dunno, shooting and dancing just became natural!
| If you ever become a gun for hire, you should record some of your hits. You could have some good music playing while you just danced and shot dudes to the rhythm. That would be awesome.
-GG
| Hah hah... as much as i'd like to, mom wouldn't let me, too dangerous and all ^^:
| You just need a bit of practice. If you become good enough she'll probably let you.
-GG
| Ok uhm...
Hm..
Where to have a friendly shoot out....
| >>320682
Ok how about i just show you a place you can train?
Its a little VR training facility downtown.
Is that acceptable?
>N3
| That should be good!
Doing a real shoot out might just be too risky anyway...
| (We can do setting if you want, not a lot of things up right now so >3>. Hell i might even make it a stream so it's more interactive, do you mind)
| (lololol this is gold.
Im game
>N3)
| >4
Ah i totally got killed by N3
I got thrown off beat! i can't fight without music!
Maybe it's a good thing i'm not a hitman...
| Im pretty sure i just got lucky with the spray.
You were pretty good all things considered although needless to say, there is room for improvement.
>N3
| Only being able to fight with if you have music on is not a good thing, but you were pretty good with the music on. You should continue practicing.
-GG
| >5
Practice continues!
...
*sigh*
I want a beer...
| >6
Huh, a lot of fuss going on about CN's arrest. Never cared much for the guy, mostly cause all the lolicon rumours kind of...
Anyway back to practice!
And drinking!
| I wouldn't recommend believing those lolicon rumours. While he definitely is a harem protagonist, he is mostly a shonen protagonist. Basically, he seems like the kind of guy who wants to fight for "what is right" more than anything else, and he has saved a lot of lives.
-GG
| Huh, really?
Well, alright i guess...
just wary of creeps you know >3>
| Due to your circumstances, that is definitely understandable.
-GG
| Wow, this is NOT a blpg about dairy.
| Hahah, sorry about that..
Dairy might be nice though, nothing beats a fresh glass of milk~
| L-Lewd...
-Evening
| >Day HOLY SHIT FUCK
I'm going to be a FATHER
I, I don't even know what to doo
I
WHAT
| Congrats, I suppose?
I can't be much of a help in being a parent, just...uhm...Good luck?
-Evening
| Oh my.
Congratulations!
What a joyous occasion.
Although i cannot help that much, i wish you good luck.
>N3
| Congrats!
>[ENCRYPTED]
Does that mean that Cain's a grandma now?
-r
| Just don't fuck up. You don't want to have to kill your own child in self defense or something. I think the genes it will receive are pretty good though, so the likelihood of that happening should be fairly small.
Good luck, and congratulations to you and OS.
-GG
| >Day ???
I still can't calm down
Or sleep!
or or anything! i'm sooo excited...
That said... I've been blaxking out a lot ^^;
| >>332532
Blacking out? That doesn't sound good.
Also, you should dance, shoot, or dance and shoot to calm yourself down. I find doing hobbies I enjoy to calm myself~
-Evening
| I'm fine honey! just overwhelmed...
| Broke another bed.
It wasn't even sex this time! it was just is snuggling...
I think i have a problem.
| M-mom? are you alright? Is this the grandmother effect?"
| M-Mom our baby isn't going to sex! we shouldn't need one... uhm.. probably.
Actually
just in case.. Yeah >3>
| SHUSH
| Hey doesn't this mean I'm also technically a grandm---Wait am I the grandpa? GUH WHY ARE ALL THESE TERMS GENDER SPECIFIC?! - Aleid
| By the way..I maaaaaaaaay have bought up an entire baby store's worth of supplies. No worries Cain I used my savings. Uh...Well don't worry....I can earn it all back...Probably.
| >>334462
NONSENSE! Don't you know the proper etiquette of a grandparent is to spoil your grandchild shitless! I'M STARTING EARLY, BABY! RESISTANCE IF FUTILE! ALL YOUR GRANDBABES ARE BELONG TO US! By the way I was careful to get gender neutral colors since we don't know if it's a boy, girl, or both!
>>334467
N-nooo...I left specifically calculated how much you put in before and since we've merged the account. S-so there's still a lot left! Hahaha.... - Aleid
| >>334626
I'm sure you would be better than I am, Mother, I wasnt quite prepared for all this after-all...
-OS
| >Day Hmmm
We're gonna have to name the kid.... But i don't know what to name them! (Maybe Cain/aleid Jr cause of the world's best parents?)
| Hmmm...
What would one name a chile born of a trap loli and a death by snu snu...?
>N3
| I think you should call it Jensen. Jensen or Johnny.
-GG
| >>335731
I'm, not sure. Those were just the first two names that came to mind, that might potentially fit.
-GG
| ...What if it's a girl though.
| Ugh baby names are so hard...
Maybe i'll jist wait till we have a gender >3>
| Why would you wait on a gender when you can just make a gender?
-GG
| >>336738
Well, yeah. I'd say that's pretty normal. I meant more, like, how do you determine it?
-GG
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| ..To be honest i don't remember how long I've been down here at the shooting range
So uh...
COUNTER RESET :D
>Day 1
I'm a new girl- er man! I spent lots of time practicing with mom and...
I finally hit a target!
I'm so proud...
I missed all of you! i promise to not spend a few weeks practicing my awful shooting >.<
...
Oh shoot i diddn't realize *that* much time has passed! I need to pick up a holotape of the new Phantom Love song.... They're my new favorite idol group!