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WHAT THE FUCK!?
| Avast! Pirates of Pingu!
-YSS
| Either I'm tripping balls or that's a winter wonderland, in the summer, in the Flooded District.
| Oh hey, penguin mafia is back.
>N3verW3re
| I was expecting manbat, this is dissapointing
| >>314348
There's a talking pingu crime lord with a literal cult following. They're quite the snazzy dressers. Tres chic.
-YSS
| >>314348
Yep.
From what i gather, a penguin escaped the zoo and formed a mafia.
Been snowballing ever since
>N3
| first talking dogs, now a penguin mafia. whatever happened to cats? i bet theyre the real string-pullers here
| >>314422
Well... the Cat Hotel in Starway Plaza is run by a family of Russian speaking orange tabbies. Petrov, the one wearing the "Boss" collar, has a real foul mouth on him. Rumor is they're into all kinds of shady prison drek.
-YSS
| ...i think I delivered them some suits before. I got my instructions from a cut-out and was told specifically to not look at any suspicious penguins I find.
- Unit 00
| I have no idea what the fuck are you guys talking about
| Ahh, the fortress of The Ultimate Beutiful Amazing Handsome Great Lord Pingu the First, of this Universe and Beyond, my Love and that whomst I Lust for Eternity, the beauty of this shining beacon of grace and elegance is too much for the camera to bear, I must go find his awe inspiring castle that has constructed itsself just from his amazing will alone.
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| >an image of what is clearly the flooded distract comes on screen.
>however pretty deep inside looks like a spire of something, zooming in on the pic lets you see its very reflective to the sun and has a mist surrounding it. On top waves a giant black and white flag of in the shape of a penguin...