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Cutest in Glitch city [CONTEST]
| My personal vote is to the lady known as Talia Chanka, a small GCPD officer who makes me want to become a parent and take care of her! She's also a cute Oni hybrid or something!
What about you lot, I'm dying to know!
-POi
| I am.
| I fraggin dare ya to nominate me.
>YSS
| Literally anyone but YSS.
-Jhensen.
| I vote Merlin as the cutest.
-r
| This Christan girl mwha ;^)
Sincerely,
Me
| This thread's a cute
| >͈̎̐̌́͂>͔͍̣͙̣̦̥̍͊͋3̪̹̰̆͑͐͗0̫7̟͇͎̯͇̜͒̽7̓̍̽ͥ͐̃̓̀9̱̙̩̋̊͛̏ͣ5̺̼̹̖̈́ͩ̒ͭ̇͌́
̸͍̟̼̜̰͚̦Ĩ̯͉͍̦̜̻̗̀̏̊ ͔͖ͮ̂̕a̺̜m̙̩͙͖̪̫̪͌ͫ̉̑ͪ̀ ͕̘̖ͪ̅͐̓ͤ͞fͣͯ̓̈ͤ͊l̸̘͖̗͇̇̇̿ͨͬa̰̦̜̦̓t̥͇ͣ̓ͫ͂ẗ̮̗̬́͐̋ͦͣe̹͙̙̤͇ͨ̾̊͑ͦͤrͭ̒̊͋ͤ͌͐̀ȅ͇͖͚̖̻̮̫͛̓ͣͨͪ͒͟d͚.̹̥̌ͮ̒
̖̝̞̓͂̈́ͭ̍ͬ̕—̛̘̰̫͉̇ͦ͆̑M̱̾̍ͫ͂ͥ͠e̟ͤͫ͆̈̐̇r̬̻͔̗̾l̰̒ͯ̎̐ͧi̸ͣͨ͌ṅ̴̟̜́
| I vote for sir Marie. He is one of the most adorable things I have seen.
-GG
| I vote for Cain, mom's so cute~
| Uni
| Uni has my vote
| I'm disappointed...
-Gg
| Uni will win
| I vote for uni tuuuuu
| Everyone voting for me has my disappointment. E-everyone. -Uni
| *Disapproval, not disappointment. Aaagh. -Uni
| —I give up defending myself. -Uni
| I vote for uni as well
| >>308890
time will tell what the consequences may be i suppose
>>308886
What did you do to garner so many fans?
>N3
| >>308909
I don't know. I never recall doing anything special.
Was it because the new glasses I wore at the cafe? I don't know! -Uni
| >>308911
I'm aware of how dense I am, but little did I know this could factor into the fact that I'm being pushed in a cuteness contest.
PLEASE STOP VOTING FOR ME. -Uni
| I vote for uni ^^
| >>308928
T-that can be taken in an oddly sexual context.
>>308927
I ran out of ways to make it better. -Uni
| A person, even though they're human, can't possibly be that fucking dense. This is all a set up. This is Uni's master plan to take full control over GC.
Not that I would be opposed to that.
-GG
| >>308933
You can imagine me controlling over everything and anything in Glitch City, but a cuteness contest is not the way I will have my world domination. This is only a plot to a bad Japanese show. -Uni
| I vote for uni!
>>308928
DONT YOU DARE SO MUCH AS LAY A FINGER ON OUR GLORIOUS GODESS
>>308933
Yes! ^w^ all hail god empress uni!
| >>308936 >>308942
Fuvk it man, id watch it if its entertaining enough.
All hail!ahahah.(satire satire)
>N3
| >>308950 >>308961
I hope you both are enjoying it while it lasts. Anything else I can get for you? -Uni
| I'll save you from being girly and cute, Uni!
-YSS
| >>308984
(this entire thing is making me laugh)
I was right on one thing.
Denying it makes you seem cuter.
>N3
| >>308994
*laughs inside*
>>308993
It seems the more you do anything the deeper your grave of adorable becomes
>N3
| >>308982
Picasso had the right idea. He was too good at painting beauty so he painted ugly to challenge himself. Be avant-garde!
People looove pantie flashes. That's why we have skirts with helium pockets sewn in. Everyone expects cuteness and a bit of embarrassment.
Anyway, start with a pair of plain white panties, draw on them. Make it what they don't expect. Give em ugly and proud!
But not too heavy with the markers or it soaks through and stains you blue.
-YSS
| dis insd -g
| >>308997
D-do I just need to stop denying? Would that work?
>>309000
Right. I'll try this. I don't wear usually wear skirts, but I do it for work. Will the tip work fine as is? -Uni
| Į,̶̡͘ ̷̨f̸̵͠o̵r̛͠ ̸̀o̢͢ne̕͠,͢ we̕l҉c̴̨͞o̡m͏̷̨e ̸̷o̴͜ur͏̢ n͞e̢̛͜w̵ ̀U̸͢҉ni̶͡ o̴̢͝v͢e̵̕r̴ļ͢o̡r̕ḑ.̛̛ ̸Sh́e̶̷ ͜͜i̧͘s̀́ ̨a̴̶ ̴͟g̷͏oó́͝d̷̷̛ ͏̛͢g̶̛͠i҉r̴̷l͡͝.̢
̵͏̴—͘M̀͜e҉̧̛r̕͡l͟i͏̨n͘̕
| What about that Hakase girl?
I think she'd be pretty cute, if we ever got to see her face.
| There's also that Wendy girl that is on a livestream some time ago.
She might make a good contender for Uni because cute.
-r
| I vote for anyone that isn't Uni. -Uni
| >>309133
Her? I had the chance to work with her a few times.
I suppose some could view her as cute
>N3
| No, I completely support our next candidate! I'll—.. I'll make posters for her with all these fabric pens I have with me. -Uni
| >>309181
I believe this is purely how you look, and possibly how your act. So if you find retro gaming cute, then sure. That would count.
-GG
| >>309185
I-I— Admittedly, I will find out myself. Probably.
>>309180
S-sorry. I promise I'll stay quiet. -Uni
| >>309193
Playing antique videogames with her... OH DREK was it supposed to be secret?? I had no idea!
-YSS
| This thread is strange
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| Who's the cutest in all of GC! A question that has plagued us for many sleepless night will finally be answered today by your hand! Yes dear neckbeard, Razorkids and Technomage by your hand!! Cast in a vote and explain why you think the person you chose is one Cutie Patootie above all the rest!
As this fucking city is mostly female anyway for some fucking reason, Im not even sure we can run out of contestants!
Rules: Only one vote, dont try to Nodejack an IP, ill fuckimg geek you