Post number #301663, ID: c061d6
|
I'm getting pretty bored just lewding people in the matrix =3= So i decided, why not bring my lewdhacks to real life!? I promise they'll enjoy it, heck even volunteer yourself! -Lewdhacker
Post number #301690, ID: b55b03
|
Lewd hacks? -Spire
Post number #301700, ID: c061d6
|
What, you never know when you want to make that sexy lilim down the street have a spontaneous orgasm -Lewdhacker
Post number #301708, ID: d81b04
|
This sounds like a really indirect way to rape someone.
Post number #301748, ID: c061d6
|
I mean
Technically it's masturbation -Lewdhacker
Post number #301749, ID: b21902
|
Prank? Did someone say prank? -YSS
Post number #301753, ID: c061d6
|
>>301749 Yes please i want to infect someone with my lewd virus. -Lewdhacker
Post number #301962, ID: eb88c5
|
What the actual fuck - unit 00
Post number #301964, ID: b21902
|
>>301753 Who? How abooooout... Kira Miki. During an interview. That'd be wiz. -YSS
Post number #301965, ID: 95c849
|
>>301964 Oof, thats a high profile target, doubt i could get close enough... -Lewdhacker
Post number #301999, ID: 95c849
|
.. pfft Just made a guy with an augmented arm wank himself half to death -Lewdhacker
Post number #302315, ID: 47565c
|
Rip dick
Litterally
Post number #302362, ID: b21902
|
Come on, pranks are for your brofriends, or people who need to be taken down a natch. Making a random lilim rip his dick off, not that funny. But if it's a Hudson-Hayate BRIT-1000 Ultimate Gentleman Butler, who is constantly being an uptight asshole, telling others not to associate with your kind... fucking hell, make him do it in front of the master, and disable his faint response so he can't die of shame. "Oh I'm terribly sorry RAGH RAGHFUCK I do apologize FUCK FUCK FUUUCK!" -YSS
Post number #302369, ID: da8422
|
>>302362 This is suspiciously specific. —HAD
Post number #302375, ID: cef3cf
|
>>302369 Too specific...and incredibly amusing. >N3verW3re
Post number #302398, ID: 79a68d
|
>>302362 ..... Is this a request Cause i will fucking do it hell yeah -Lewdhacker
Post number #302468, ID: b21902
|
>>302398 His name is Roland Bainwaithe. He lives in Doric Manor, he is as warm as Black IC. First time my parents dragged me there he tried to make me use the staff entrance. Here's what I have of him. Images, location, ident, registry etc... >roland.file
The manor is surrounded by a golf course which is on top of an office tower. It's Ferdinand Principio's vacation home. Please, be careful. My dad said Principio has a lot of guanshi, like City Hall owes him favors. -YSS
Post number #302471, ID: b55b03
|
Its days like these days that I'm glad I dont have an arm aug... -Spire
Post number #302476, ID: 8f67bd
|
>>302468 That escalated quickly. But hey, if the guy deserves it, so be it. -Petra
Post number #302478, ID: b21902
|
>>302468 Want to clarify Roland's assholery is't as racist as it sounds. My parents are boomers and he had nooooo problem letting them on the front door. -YSS
Post number #302495, ID: 79a68d
|
>>302478 Hm, been trying to think of a way to get close... Does he like cute girls or something? maybe i can bait him. -Lewdhacker
Post number #302506, ID: b21902
|
>>302495 He has five maids who work for him. Like cute apron wearing entertainment maids. He's really hard on those girls.
You don't suppose there's room for one more maid? Temps come and go all the time. -YSS
Post number #302521, ID: 79a68d
|
>>302506 Huh, looks like there is an open spot
Good thing i always keep a spare maid outfit on hand~ -Lewdhacker
Post number #302523, ID: 8f67bd
|
>>302521 Funny how things always work out, isn'it? -Peter
Post number #302614, ID: 79a68d
|
Riight... that was surprisingly easy. I don't think he even noticed that he was infected....
Well anyway, i gotta get some shut eye and prepare to hide low for a bit, if anyone wants to mess around and make him do lewd things, i'm uploading the controller for free~ >DL link
Post number #302618, ID: 8f67bd
|
>>302614 >uploading the controller for free
Oh fuk -Petra
Post number #302645, ID: 293301
|
This is rather interesting -8||8
Total number of posts: 27,
last modified on:
Wed Jan 1 00:00:00 1527820279
| I'm getting pretty bored just lewding people in the matrix =3=
So i decided, why not bring my lewdhacks to real life!?
I promise they'll enjoy it, heck even volunteer yourself!
-Lewdhacker