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Anyone know any Lilim or equivilents to prank?

| I'm getting pretty bored just lewding people in the matrix =3=
So i decided, why not bring my lewdhacks to real life!?
I promise they'll enjoy it, heck even volunteer yourself!
-Lewdhacker


| Lewd hacks? -Spire


| What, you never know when you want to make that sexy lilim down the street have a spontaneous orgasm
-Lewdhacker


| This sounds like a really indirect way to rape someone.


| I mean


Technically it's masturbation
-Lewdhacker


| Prank? Did someone say prank?
-YSS


| >>301749
Yes please i want to infect someone with my lewd virus.
-Lewdhacker


| What the actual fuck
- unit 00


| >>301753
Who?
How abooooout...
Kira Miki. During an interview. That'd be wiz.
-YSS


| >>301964
Oof, thats a high profile target, doubt i could get close enough...
-Lewdhacker


| ..
pfft
Just made a guy with an augmented arm wank himself half to death
-Lewdhacker


| Rip dick

Litterally


| Come on, pranks are for your brofriends, or people who need to be taken down a natch. Making a random lilim rip his dick off, not that funny. But if it's a Hudson-Hayate BRIT-1000 Ultimate Gentleman Butler, who is constantly being an uptight asshole, telling others not to associate with your kind... fucking hell, make him do it in front of the master, and disable his faint response so he can't die of shame. "Oh I'm terribly sorry RAGH RAGHFUCK I do apologize FUCK FUCK FUUUCK!"
-YSS


| >>302362
This is suspiciously specific.
—HAD


| >>302369
Too specific...and incredibly amusing.
>N3verW3re


| >>302362
..... Is this a request
Cause i will fucking do it hell yeah
-Lewdhacker


| >>302398
His name is Roland Bainwaithe. He lives in Doric Manor, he is as warm as Black IC. First time my parents dragged me there he tried to make me use the staff entrance. Here's what I have of him. Images, location, ident, registry etc...
>roland.file

The manor is surrounded by a golf course which is on top of an office tower. It's Ferdinand Principio's vacation home. Please, be careful. My dad said Principio has a lot of guanshi, like City Hall owes him favors.
-YSS


| Its days like these days that I'm glad I dont have an arm aug... -Spire


| >>302468
That escalated quickly.
But hey, if the guy deserves it, so be it.
-Petra


| >>302468
Want to clarify Roland's assholery is't as racist as it sounds. My parents are boomers and he had nooooo problem letting them on the front door.
-YSS


| >>302478
Hm, been trying to think of a way to get close...
Does he like cute girls or something? maybe i can bait him.
-Lewdhacker


| >>302495
He has five maids who work for him. Like cute apron wearing entertainment maids. He's really hard on those girls.

You don't suppose there's room for one more maid? Temps come and go all the time.
-YSS


| >>302506
Huh, looks like there is an open spot

Good thing i always keep a spare maid outfit on hand~
-Lewdhacker


| >>302521
Funny how things always work out, isn'it?
-Peter


| Riight... that was surprisingly easy. I don't think he even noticed that he was infected....

Well anyway, i gotta get some shut eye and prepare to hide low for a bit, if anyone wants to mess around and make him do lewd things, i'm uploading the controller for free~
>DL link


| >>302614
>uploading the controller for free

Oh fuk -Petra


| This is rather interesting
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