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(SoC)Final Loot Room: Great Undead Hall
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| >As the party walked through the dark halls of the dungeon, Spark let out a low groan.
"This dungeon is so boooooooring."
>He fidgeted with the leather bracers protecting his forearms.
"Anyone know if we're getting close to the final boss yet?"
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| >Conquest smiled as she then pinged the group in global chat:
>Conquest: "Come to challenge me? Join Instance 26 if you want to skip the final boss, that way you can get straight to me. I'm in the same room, just past the final boss, waiting for fresh meat."
| "Seems like we have something else up ahead"
> Aria notices the message sent by Conquest, turning to the party to throw another question.
"Do you think a PvP battle would be easier than the boss fight?"
| >Scope stops reading his 16th Aria themed doujin, and looks up.
"We're a group! We would fuck them up immediately!"
>He puts away his doujin, and readies his rifle, and checks his inventory. One suicide bomb and a helmet.
"Oh shit! I forgot the helmet! Aria! You got more hentai on you?"
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>Spark smirks.
"And how is hentai supposed to help in this situation?"
>He begins to check through his spells, making slight adjustments in anticipation of PvP.
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"It might save her life! The helmet I have on me is pretty fucking OP! I never use it, so I would be willing to trade it for doujins!"
| >Conquest checked her Nightmare Magic spells, the few she used, and she put Way of the Beast in her first hotkey, as she prepared to transform herself into the nightmarish beast she really was, as the spell had a special synergy with her Beastly Claws weapon, which she put into both hands of her 1st weapon slot.
>In her second weapon slot, she held the Eldritch Bone Arm weapon in her right hand, and the Double-Barrel Pistol in her left hand.
"I'll make you proud, Horsemen!"
| "No, I don't have more hentai with me. And no, I don't plan on storing more."
> Aria retorts, being quite oblivious to Conquest's existence.
"Right, so I'll be getting a few gears ready—"
> She moves through her loaded inventory, still being rather obtusely oblivious.
| "Too bad!"
>Scope, having nothing to do while the others are getting ready for battle, leans his gun against the wall, sits down, and reads a doujin. But this time, it's not one of the Aria ones.
>This doujin is called "Futabu! Mix". The cover is of two girls bathing at a Japanese bath house. One girl is naked, and looks kind of awkward while flashing a peace sign. While the other girl, a loli, stands behind her with her giant, towel covered cock between the other girls legs.
| >Conquest: "HEY PUSSIES! QUIT STALLING AND COME TO YOUR DEATH ALREADY, I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY! PLENTY OF OTHER NOOBS TO MURDER, QUIT WHACKING YOUR DICKS AND TWIDDLING YOUR THUMBS AND COME FIGHT ME ALRIGHT!"
>Conquest was clearly getting impatient at the plothole-level amount of time it was taking for this group to get to them.
| "LOOK, IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY CONNECTION KEEPS DYING, BLAME COCOMCAST!"
>Trapped yells back clearly annoyed at this definite explanation of her random disappearances
| >Scope just keeps reading, ignoring the message. He looks rather excited, and he's already half way done with the book.
| "Oh, are we in already?"
> Aria takes stance and charges forward, stopping precisely at the nearest point to Conquest.
"—I figured I'd help you fulfill your rage a bit sooner."
| >Scope does a little jump up from his sitting position while pocketing his hentai. He grabs his rifle, and follows Aria.
"Final another fight! This dungeon is so fucking boring!"
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| >Conquest: "Join Instance 26 to fight me. I'll be waiting."
>A silhouette of Conquest stood right next ro Aria, with a bounty above her head of 460,000 Zel! Her stats were observable because of the bounty, so if there was any time to scout her out and prepare, it would be right now.
| > Aria notes the visible stats and decide to look at them before doing anything remotely stupid — at least by devising a plan, her party can have one edge of advantage.
"Hang on for a moment. We'll join the instance after I get on with this."
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| >Just past the final boss room, at the end of the Great Undead Hall, Conquest waited. She was getting tired of this game that the Horsemen were forcing her to play, and she was ready to just attack somebody finally. Nobody else was showing up at this stupid dungeon, and she debated leaving it to try another when she noticed that, in one instance, a group of players was approaching her location.
"Finally."
>She pulled out her Beastly Claws and began sharpening them in her hands.