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How to have sex with a vending machine?
| Fuck the coin slot, your probably small enough.
| Well first off the vending ais are in vending machines for parole.
So you'd be committing a possibly international crime with that.
| Unplug it and use the plug as a dildo. Don't forget a condom.
| Tie the plug around your neck, if you have chocking fetish or your organ is on your neck~
| How would that be on their neck?... Unless there are some procedures I don't know about...
| It's a box. It's a goddamn box you put money in and it dispenses a PRODUCT. HOW. WHY do you think this is hot
Buy a soda, and jam the entire can down your throat, and jo before you suffocate maybe?
| You need to get high to get inside
| >>300472
Some people are so flipped in the flaps you are never gonna see sexy their way. It's not hurting anyone so why hold it against them?
-YSS
| >>30052
I take it back. It can hurt you. Make out with a vending machine and it tips over and crushes you to death!
-YSS
| If you transfer service machine AI to a Lilim body, it's still going to act like said service machine. No matter what you do it's still going to act like a vending machine.
-RaIn
| >>300848
The newer ones don't act like vending machines. They act like your clingy bff who is into everything you are and picks out stuff for you and tells you where every other machine is within a 10km radius. Once an AI latches onto you she pops up in every machine all like "Rate me! Rate me! I'll give you a freebie just for spending time with me! PLEEEEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!"
It is an act. Never fall for it.
-YSS
| insert d
| Social machines eh? Hah
| >>301572
Crusty eye of the panopticon. Am I right, chummer?
Still this is about people dominated by coin sluts. I mean dominatrix coin slots... slotty matrix cunticons?
-YSS
| Just insert your penis into the fucking coin slot
| Is this that lilim from a while back that said they fell for a vending machine?
If so, good on you, hope you figure out how to fuck
| >>300526 i mean that's fine, i just don't see the attraction. Call me old fashioned but I don't stick my dick into purpose built capitalist machines
| Mother fucking ass holes ,horny gandu madarchod
| >>301765
Well... yeah. We'll never see it his way or make sense of it. Attraction is hallucination, right? We can only see our own trips. You think it isn't strange to OP? Only he can see whatever makes him dick machines, but that won't tell him why, or explain it to us.
-YSS
| A friend of a friend knows for a fact that the drinks' buttons can be easily removed with a knife (careful with electric hazard) and everything behind those It's raw space so.. I would start looking for machines with round buttons, my friend's friend knows there's one on the lowest part of Glitz district with the button for "Pink dream" loose enough
| >>302447
Oh wow. Yesterday, you could put a vagina on a boy. Today, all furniture and vending machines will have one. Did I blink and miss the singularity?
-YSS
| >>302447 "It has been brought to my attention that some citizens have discovered ways to... "f**k" the vending machines. I should not need to remind each and every citizen of GC that free enterprise is the foundation upon which our society has been established. Parasites will be punished."
| that is so wrong on so many levels
| Vending machine best girl
| So...If uploading service machine AI to a Lilim frame just makes said Lilim act like a service machine...
..."Onii-chan, what would you like to order today?"
"You, you sexy thing."
"O-onii-chan, w-wait! I am but a service machine!"
"Exactly. Service me."
Nosebleed.
| >>302736
Ugh, that's it? Then bunraku parlors are full of vending machines! Make your selection, pay, and receive your service.
Guess I was wrong about the thread. I was hoping there'd be forbidden romance between man and vending machine.
-YSS
| A man can only dream buddy -Neil
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| Could i like transfer its ai to a lilim body? would that work?