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(Setting) Graham's Apartment part 2!
| >Kitty gets up, yawning loudly
"Jeez you're pretty good... Shouldn't you check on your kid?"
| "R-Right..."
>He gets up rather sluggishly and puts some clothes on and entering Mimi's room.
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| >Mimi rushes up to you asking a whoole lot of questions
"How was it! Did you have lots of sex? Do you think she's a keeper?
| "Okay slow down miss... Where were you?"
>He says grabbing her wrist and pulling her out.
| "i kind of felt bad about leaving that girl all of a sudden so i kind of... went back to seal the deal =w="
| "Please don't tell me..."
>He sighs pulling her out with Kitty.
"Talk to her about girl stuff while I make breakfast
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| >Tsuya runs up to kitty, who is still a little groggy
"Hi Kitty! how was Dad? did you two have sex? do you think you'll marry him?"
"S-slow down little one..."
| "Sorry she's a... Rather lewd child..."
>He cracks an egg over a pan...
"Please don't run at her like that... Just calm down and talk slowly..."
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| "Hmph, takes after her father."
>Kitty smiles and pets Mimi,
| "I'm not lewd that much!"
>He blushes turning around
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| >Kitty giggles, and gets up from the couch, finding her clothes
"Well, i should start heading home, apartment isn't going to clean itself you know"
| "O-Oh you're leaving?"
>He says rather sadly.
"Well see you soon I guess..."
| "Don't worry babe, you know where to find me after all~"
| "B-Babe..."
>He mutters under his breath.
"Okay but maybe like an address?"
| "W-Wha?"
>Graham kinda forgot hebhad neighbors... He didn't pay attention to them not the other way around...
"We'll umm I guess I'll see you soon..."
>Hmm Has she seen him with the rabbit mask? Probably not...
| >On the way out, she drops a kitty mask, leaving without really noticing
| >He walks over to it and picks it up....
"No way... Please don't tell me she's like me..."
>He sighs laying down on the couch.
| >>297335
>Mimi tilts her head
"Hm? why would that be bad? you could go kill peoples together! it'll be romantic!"
>She slowly approuches
"Sooo can i put this one on?"
| "I dunno... It's from 50 Blessings and they're probably a bunch of gross pedophiles..."
>He pays her head as he goes in his room and comes back with a cockatiel mask.
"Here you can have Madi's old mask..."
| "Yaaaaay!"
>Mimi puts on the mask and dashes off to her room
| >Graham rolls his eyes and finishes up his breakfast when he gets a call...
"Hi, It's 'Kate' from Hotline Miami's dating service. We have set up a date for you this evening. She'll be waiting for you at Southwest 53rd place. As usual, make sure you wear something fancy."
>Graham sighs.
"Going out for groceries be right back.."
>He says putting on his mask.
| "Okay! Bring back lots of food!"
| >All of a sudden, there's a knock on the door.
| >Graham sighs opening the door as he fiddles with his pack of cigarettes.
| >It's Jhensen, and for once, he's not with body armor, but is instead carrying a duffle bag. He looks at you, confused.
"Oh uh... sorry, must have gotten the wrong apartment. I'm supposed to babysit someone? I'll figure it out myself..."
>He trues to pedal back away from the door, to another.
| "Oh..."
>Graham takes his mask off forgetting that he had it on.
"Yeah she's In here..."
>Quickly he yells for Mimi to come to the door.
| >Mimi runs up to the door, still wearing the cockatiel mask
"You called?"
| "This guy is gonna baby sit you while I'm out okay?"
>He gives her a pat before turning to Jensen.
"She's a good kid but she is a little weird..."
| >She stares at Jhensen
"...Fiine"
| "It's a long story..."
>Graham mutters...
"Well I'll leave yo item alone and remember Mimi... If he starts to attack go for the balls..."
>And with that Graham leaves.
| >>297723
>Jhensen closes the door behind Graham, at sits down at the table, putting his bag on it.
"Well, you got anything you want to do, that's legal?"
| >>297726
>Mimi sits down and takes the mask off
"Hm...Sex?"
>She stares at the bag
"What's in the bag mister?"
| >>297335
"Nah, Too young, and you remind me of someone."
>He opens the bag, pulling out a rifle, a box of ammo, and some magazines, along with gun cleaning kit.
| >>297745
"Oh who do i remind you of? are they cool as me?!"
>She smugly smiles, and then focuses her attention on the rifle
"C-can i touch it."
| >>297768
You reminded me of my wife. Just for a second."
>He cycles the rifle, and removes the bolt.
"Here."
| "..Wait, you aren't going to shoot me are you?"
| "Why would I do that?"
>He finishes with the Magazines, putting them to the side, and puts out his hand for his rifle.
"I'm sure you have more fun things to do, no?"
| "Hm... i *guess-..."
>She walks away
"But i'm keeping on eye on you! Mister man with a cool gun!"
| >>297932
"And I'm not the one who jumped to the idea of sex."
>Jhensen retorts, as he finishes his rifle cleaning, and puts it away.
| "...So what's with the rifle anyway, You a hitman too?"
| "No, I just do it for fun. And it's funny to see frustrated corporations."
>He says, as he takes off his suit jacket.
"Is the AC on?"
| >She looks at you with great interest
"Sounds fun! oh and... I think the AC is on, why?"
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| "It just feels hot in here. It's probably just me."
>He takes out a crumpled vest out of his bag, emptying the crumpled armour plate in to a trash bag.
"I swear to satan, if he doesn't give me better plates..."
>Jhensen mumbles.
| So... You're saying you're hot?"
>She giggles, then stares at the armornplates
"Maybe you should find a better sellet then?
| "haha. Very funny."
>He puts a new plate in the vest, and puts the vest away.
"One the one hand, that's a good idea, but on the other hand, I get these for free."
>He finally closes his bag, putting a lock on it.
"So you got anything you need to do? Homework?"
| >Shw laughs
"Homework? Psshhaw like i go to school"
| >>299616
"Huh. So what do you usually do?"
>Jhensen leans back on the chair, done with all his maintenance.
| >She proudly shouts
"Nothing!"
| "Oh are you making lunch? hopefully you're good at cooking as you are at staying alive!"
>She proceeds to turn on the tv and watch some news network
| "yeah, how do tacos sound?"
>Meanwhile, the news report of a Corporation who had a physical breach in its Server farm, where 6 guards where killed, along with 30 responding GCPD officers. The only description of the assailant is a dark navy suit, oddly similar to Jhensen's.
| "Mm.. Tacos are nice..."
>She listens to the report intently
"Huh, would be funmy if this was you."
| >>299802
"heh, that would be funny. Why don't you change the channel to something different? I'm tired of hearing news all the time."
>Jhensen checks the fridge for ingredients, nervously responding to her.
| "Hmph, well i like the news, clues me in on all the cool killers running around!"
>she does comply howevere, and change the channel to... a Sensationalized cop drama
| >>300227
"Thanks."
>Jhensen has already begun frying up some ground beef for the tacos, the smell spreading across the kitchen.
| >>300431
"Hey kiddo, what do you want on your tacos, and how many of em'?"
>Jhensen begins chopping up some vegetables, while the beef cooks.
| >she sniffs the food
"...let's see... Meat... and.... meaat... and... meat..."
| >>301751
"I hear tomatoes, lettuce and cheddar on meat, is that right?"
>Jhensen begins making the tacos.
| "... I heard meat, food enough for me."
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| Fuck me hard
| Please
| >>302026
"You got to eat healthy. Or maybe at least more fiber in your case."
>He complies either way, stuffing her tacos full of meat, and making normal one for himself. He plates it all up, and places it on the coffe table infront of the TV.
"Dinner's served. Tacos ala meat."
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| >She bites into the taco graciously
"Shank yoush"
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| >Jhensen also begins eating, passively watching the TV.
"So what does your dad do?"
| "Oh he's a hitman!"
>she says innocently before taking a moment to think
"I mean a musician!"
| >She nods
"Mhm... hope he's doing alright, he's been gone an awfully long time..."
| "And what about you? Hobbies, work?"
>Jhensen keeps prying.
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| "Not really... i mean i kind of like mimicing people but i have a feeling that's probably too creepy or weird..."
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| >She looks at you wide eyed
"Really? So then can i copy you?!"
| "You know, run around looking like you!"
| "For the record, I limp around, and I though for a second you where going to mimic me... Either way, you should ask your dad before letting me take you in."
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| "...Alright fine... though i'm not asking you to take me in..."
>She pouts
| >>309433
"As long as you got your dad's grace, you can do whatever the hell you want. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to sit on the windowsill and have a j."
>Jhensen pulls out a small, sealed tube, and a box of matches, heading over to a window.
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| >An unlocking is heard at the door... The door opens showing Graham and Kitty.
| >Jhensen casually turns around, rushingly stuffing the matches and sealed tube.
"Heyyyy, you're back! How'd the call go?"
| "Call? H-How did you know that?"
| (I was supposed to say >>311054)
| "Dammit Mimi! You don't tell people that!"
| >>311071
"You got lucky Graham. Twice tonight from what I can tell."
>Jhensen makes a light nod to Kitty.
"I fed the kid some tacos, did the dishes, reinforced a mask..."
>He thinks for a second.
"Oh yeah, your kid wants permission to go piss off corps."
| "Yeah no..."
>He shakes his head.
"But thanks for taking care of her... How much did we settle for?"
| "Call it a small favour. I'm in no rush for money."
>Jhensen shoulders his duffle bag.
"It was nice babysitting Mimi. Probably better behaved than what I used to deal with."
| "Alright... I guess I owe you one but nothing too big."
>Graham pulls out a pack of cigarettes and takes two out.
"Here, my treat."
>He puts one in his mouth and hands over the other one.
| >>311136
>Jhensen checks his phone again, letting a hint of worry.
"Actually, do you mind if I cash the favour now? I need a place to lay low. Most of the motels pretty much know me, and are probably ready to sell me out."
| "Huh... Maybe? I guess you could sleep on the couch."
>He lights his cigarette.
| >>311292
"Thanks man. There's some tacos left over in the fridge by the way. I'll be gone in the early morning tomorrow."
>Jhensen anxiously looks at his phone.
| "Y-Yeah don't mention it..."
>He walks over to the fridge looking for a taco.
| >>311631
"So what happened? You seem a bit shaken up."
>Jhensen puts his phone away, hiding his own anxiety.
| "well... I almost died so thats that..."
| "That's how I always look... It kinda hot stuck on my face."
| "Yeah it's over there go ahead..."
| >Jhensen pulls out the same sealed tube out again, now at the balcony. He unseals it, and lights a match, lighting his 'cigarette'. The balcony fills with a grassy smell...
"That's the stuff."
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| >Mimi runs over and gives Graham a huge hug
"Welcome back Dad!"
| "Hi sweetie... Sid you behave well now?"
>He lifts he up to carry her.
| "Mhm! I definitely diddn't leak any secrets!"
>she nuzzles him
| "Yeah right..."
>He rolls his eyes.
"Nothing too personal is all I ask."
| "Ok fine... Can we have sex now?"
| "NO! I'm your dad for God's sake please your too young to even think about sex!"
| >>313016
>From the balcony, you can hear Jhensen.
"I knew most of this already! I even met the fan club!"
| "Fan? Club?"
>He tilts his head.
"I'm honored..."
| >>313247
"Yeah, they really where like you. Masks, weapons, all that Jazz."
>Jhensen butts out his smoke, and throws it away.
| "Weird..."
>He shrugs.
"Well it's their life..."
| >Mimi yawns, looking very sleepy
"Ok fine..... i need to go to sleep anyway..."
| >Graham smiles and takes her to her bedroom and tucks her in.
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| >She sleep talks cutely
"Mmmm... Meat...."
| >>314553
>He picks up aa cat and places it on her bed. He exits the room and sits on the couch turning on the phone..
| >>314577
>Jhensen plops down next to him.
"So how long are you going to keep up with the phone calls?"
| "I-I uhh dunno... Along as I find the guys doing it then I go over and blow their brains out."
| "No not at all... I asked CN himself and he was busy..."
| >>314675
"I got more spare time than bullets, so maybe you can point me to a lead? There ain't much to do for fun these days."
| "That's the thing... I have no leads..."
| "Look, I'm no good at finding leads as I am tourt- ahm, interrogating them. I know a guy however. One of my GCPD buddies spoke of this guy who used to be in internal affairs. I think his name was Ishmael? He could help you. I hear from my GCPD buddies he runs a PI these days."
| "Well sounds good but I'm not focused on help... I think I can 'cut' my way through this."
| "Bullshit. I've seen you answering calls for the last few months. What will they make you do once you wipe out the small fish? Bigger fish. Bigger risks."
| "Well fine do whatever you want but I'm gonna be hunting these guys by myself."
| "As you do then. Thanks for letting me stay by the way."
| "No prob bob but I'm gonna go to bed... The blankets are in the closet over there...."
| >As you point to the closet, you notice that Jhensen has been asleep for a while... Who where you talking to?
(It's supposed to be fucky with the brain)
| >Graham shakes his head as goes into his room.
| >In the morning, you can smell... Breakfest... Again... God damn it is Mimi cooking again1?
| >Graham quickly rushes out again rather angrily.
"Mimi!"
| >It's not mimi, it is infact, Kitty, who somehow entered your apartment!
| "Kitty? How the he'll did you get in here?!?"
| "Mimi let me in"
>she turns around, revealing a frilly apron
"Want bacon?"
| "of course she did... And sure I guess..."
>He sits down at the table."
| >She places down several plates full of bacon around the table. She notices Jhensen
"So, who's this guy guy? A friend?"
| "No some guy who was watching Mimi and need to stay from some people..."
| "Morning stranger, like some bacon?"
>The Catboomer offers a plate to him
| "No, sorry. I have to be somewhere."
>Jhensen stands up, and gets his bag heading for the door.
"Thanks for the hospitality."
| "Y-Yeah no problem I guess... Take care "
>Graham turns to kitty.
"So where's Mimi?"
| I don't know!!
| "Huh well big help..."
>Graham goes over to Mine's room and knocks on the door.
"Hun? Breakfast is ready..."
| >Mimi gets out of her bed, and sleepily walks over to Graham
"Yes... is that bacon!?"
| "Of course... Mom is making it go ahead and don't eat all of it!"
| "Hold on, did you just call me mom?"
>Kitty turns around and smirks at Graham
| "No... That was Mimi!"
>He blushes and turns back.
"Go eat now...."
| "Okaaay"
>Mimi takes her food and munches into it, while Kitty puts a hand on graham's shoulder
"Thinking bout getting hitched yet?"
| "Just said it because she's waiting a mom and I want to keep her expectations high..."
| "Well, don't set them too high, I wouldn't exactly make the perfect 'mother'"
>she laughs and smacks him lightly on the shoulder
| "Yes but just to make her happy y'know? I feel bad for her and stuff..."
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| "Yeah yeah... i understand..."
>she sighs and walks over to Mimi, giving her a pat on the head
"You take care of your dad alright?"
| >Graham comes over and sits down at the table digging into the bacon.
| All sounds like a bunch of things that is bulls hit and I'd not even gonna look for the target , you have your world and I have mine to live in and if you come around looking for trouble I've got the most power an astronomical amount fuck your rules I play by my own call someone who ducking cares bunch if ads holes
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| >Kitty smiles,
"Well isn't this one big happy family..."
>She suddenly checks her watch and starts heading out
"Almost forgot about something, Mimi you can have my fill darling!"
| "Huh..."
>Graham chuckles.
"Go ahead Mimi... I allow you to eat."
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| >Her eyes brighten up, and she digs into the food relentlessly, a little scary really.
| "Wonder where Kitty is going in such a hurry..."
>Graham shrugs.
"Hurry up I have work today and you're going."
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| >as she scarfs down the last of her food, she looks at graham
"Wwait, why are you bringing me to work!?"
| "Because I don't want you turning on the stove or something bad... Besides I'll let you play my old guitar there and I'll buy you a soda from the vending machine. "
| >She opens her mouth about to complain, but closes it when Graham mentions soda
"K"
| "Okay good get yourself dressed now..."
>He gives her a little pat.
| "Alright!"
>in a few short moments she comes out in a casual blouse and skirt... as well as wearing Kitty's mask
| "Dammit... She forgot that...Take that off now you can't go out in public like that okay?"
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| >She pouts
"Fine..."
| >He grabs her hand and walks out. They reach the vending machine which it cheerly greets them.
"Hiya Graham and child! What will it be toda?"
"Hey Momo I need two marble sodas one bubblegum and the other grape"
>Graham places the money in the slot.
"Alrighty here you are hon have a nice day!"
>Graham holds up the sodas.
"Which flavor?"
| >She looks at the choices indecisively eventually clasping her hands on the grape one
| "Alright."
>Graham shows her how to open it.
"alright now."
>He takes her in and puts her behind the counter on a seat
"now sit her and be nice."
>He goes around fixing things up and tuning.
| "Okays!"
>She sits on the counter, swinging her legs childishly
| "Maybe if you act good will get some ice cream"
>Suddenly a smol walks in looking rather confused!
"This is the music shop yes?"
>she walks up to the counter.
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| >Mimi eyes the smol jealously
"Hm.... Maybe it is! What's it to you!"
| "Mimi!"
>Graham gives her a look.
"Certainly miss... What can I do for you?"
"Oh my mom sent me here to get rosin for her bow."
>Graham gives Mimi a glare as he leads her to the bow area.
| >Mimi gives the smol another dirty look, crossing her arms
"Hmph"
| >sooner or later Graham and the smol comes back with a small pack or rosin in her hand she pays and then... GRAHAM GIVES HER A HEADPAT!.
| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Mimi gnashes her teeth aggressively at this display, grumbleing and overall sending a very malicious aura
| >The smile walks off happily with frizzled hair.
"Heh ain't she a sweetheart?"
>Graham turns to Mimi
| >she continues to grind her teeth
"I'm going to eat her."
| "W-What? No! No eating people Mimi! What do you have against her anyways?"
| >She pouts at graham, turning her head
"HMPH"
| "Mimi... Tell me now... otherwise I'll ban meat for a month!"
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| >she looks at you scared
"No anything but that! I'm just.... jealous that you're paying attention to another kid"
>She puffs her cheeks out
| "Well she's a customer I have to pay attention to her!"
>Graham gives a smug grin... He finally has some to punish her with!
| "THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO HEADPAT HER"
>She yells tomato red
| "Call down Mimi! Tell you what... When we get home I'll pop in a movie and we can make a little cuddle blanket... How does that sound?"
| "...k"
>She pouts, though her tentacles wag happily, like a puppy's
| >He pats her and they finish up the day... They quickly walk home and Graham starts up the DVD player.
| >She rubs up against graham, clinging to him
"Yesh! Can we invite kitty over for cuddles too?!"
| "I-I mean sure if you want to but your a big girl so invite her yourself!"
| "huh? If you say so..."
>she gets up, and walks out the appartment, she goes over next door where you can hear loud banging and the sound of mimi yelling
"GRAHAM WANTS TO NETFLIX AND CHILL"
| >Graham sighs and puts his hand on his face...
"I'm starting to regret that."
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| >Kitty walks in holding a very excited Mimi
"Sooooooo..."
| "Don't get that idea Mimi just wanted you to watch a movie... She's just being a little rascal."
| "Yeah that's what a figured"
>She gives you a big hug
"Think that blanket has enough room for all of us?"
| "I hope so..."
>He lifts it up so the gurls can crawl in.
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| >They crawl in, already feeling incredibly comfy
| >He wraps his arms around both of them as the movie starts.
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| "Is it just me or is it.. Kinda hot under here"
>Kitty says slightly lewdly
| "Kitty.... Not when Mimi is around! She's lewd enough as it is!"
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| >She puffs her cheeks out
"Well if shes old enough to have lewd ideas then she should be old enough to lewd"
| "She's not having sex with anyone!"
>He says rather angrily.
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| "Aw... Ok then..."
>mimi pouts after looking hopeful for a bit
"well... can i atleast watch you guys sex?"
| "No! I won't even let you masterbate!"
>he sighs.
"Please let's just watch the movie."
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| "...Fiine"
>mimi pouts and kitty pets her
"Sh.. give it a few years i'm sure he'll soften up!"
| "Don't count on it..."
>Graham mutters as he loses up a little and slightly begins to fall asleep.
| >Kitty hugs Graham tightly, winking at Mimi and whispering
"Just you wait..."
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| >The morning follows... Graham wakes up with a pounding headache, a boomer by his side and his child is gone...? He rubbed his temple sighing as he shifted on the incredibly uncomfortable couch... Why couldn't they do it on the bed? He thought to himself.