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Introducing...Annocon!
| Better yet, why just be a *puny* visitor, when you can almost try to be one of the corps having control over our every whim and register a timeslot for yourself! Sell your junk! sell your *junk*! Become that awesome debut band that everyone will forget about in a few months! Or if you're insane, sign up as a volunteer! We promise you won't die a painful death!
| All new events! Such as... Dating Game! Watch as three *definitely* real and not cosplayers of your favorite fictional characters go on a dating show before your very eyes! Ever wanted to know who CN would marry between White Thong, Red Mask, And the CEO of Veriatech? Well we can't tell you that! We can dress up as them and pretend t know though!
| Then, after you had *WAAAY* Too many nosebleeds after watching your favorite characters date, join us in our totally shameless wrestling parody that's somehow less scripted then actual wrestling! Will the world champion Ash Ketchum stand up against challanger Kanna? Who knows both shows are pretty irrelevent in this day and age!
| Inb4 emil
| All this and more can be yours at the GC Convention center in *just* a FEW day!, if you have any questions, just ask! This is literally my job and I can't go home until the event is over with *sob*
| I have a question: Does your job include sarcasm? You deserve a vacay.
-YSS
| >>291343
Honestly, i've spent so long trapped in this dungeon of an office and my own sarcasm that i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not! but i can't get a vacation, what if they turn my family into Soylent!?
| >>291354
If that happens, you get some time off work and ALL the time away from your family!
I'd go on to joke about eating your family at Annocon, but I'm not a monster. Seems like that's your boss's job.
-YSS
| Well atleast the boss pays us almoat enough to live! and boy am i not racking up overtime! Honestly i haven't seen my family or the outside world in so long they could all be dead!
| Are
Are you alright
| Do you need a hug
| A hug? Why would i want any form of physical trauma after staring at a computor screen for weeks on end?! Don't be ridiculous i would never ever break down and cry in your arms!
| You totally would, you headpat slut.
| >News Flash: Disgruntled Wageslave Destroys Anime Convention - A Berserker Rampage Unseen Since Berserk! "All he wanted was a pat on the head, but the sarcasm got to him..."
Oh, sorry, I get headlines from the future. Well not really, it's from a fake site, but wouldn't that be awesome if it was a real headline?
| Sure thing, now come and get loved.
| Hmmm... It might be nice to get out and get headpatted... Bur then our benevolent boss woupd hire some other wage spave to take my place! Ah well...
FUCK HE HEARD ME.
| There's always an opening in my bed, and the hours are nice. ;)
| http://www.tntts.com is the key!!!
| >>292195
Do it. DO IT! You can take this weak piggy out for good. Teach him to fuck with your family. You probably seen like a million Dragonball cosplays, now it's your turn to go super saiyan and kick his ass for forcing you to watch them all. LISTEN TO ME! I am the tiny little shinto god inside your head that says you must fight for justice and love. I sense the flames of passion still burn inside you, and it's time to give your boss a taste of your fists! DOOO IT!
-YSS
| Shot the boss.
Forgot we had guns incase of assholes.
So my week is free now so.. I'll take you up on that offer, if the allseeing eye of the GcPd doesn't kill me with its judgemental look!
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| Tired of living in a life where your safety is at risk at every moment? Want to escape? Well too bad! You're stuck here with the rest of us... But there is *one* silver lining! Annocon! A place where you can momentarily forget about your impending doom and instead talk about your favorite anime or idol IRL, or even finish that superetro video collection of yours! We beer, we have arcade cabinets, we have *Waaaay* too many rooms booked. Free pizza for everyone! Register now!