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| Well do you have like a figure or...? -Spire
| I don't have sex. I only masturbate.
-GG
| Im still a virgin, never even had so much as a wet dream.
>N3verW3re
(note that his charisma stat is 8/10)
| Im still a virgin, never even had so much as a wet dream.
>N3verW3re
(note that his charisma stat is 8/10)
| >>290859
That would mean that you're either asexual, or a lier, and I'm leaning against the latter.
-GG
(Note that Garrett is immune to charisma.)
| >>290867
Just Never had the time for it i suppose.
Too busy to find (or maintain a relationship with) a girlfriend.
And im not willing to hire a prostitute or get a sexbot.
What little free time i do have is spent here or pondering on how to get more free time.
>N3
| Oh! I'm on a roll! Is it the UN this time? Or GRU?
-Jhensen
| I've beeen having tons of sex with Darling, so don't worry too much about it Marie!
-Tsuya
| >>290907
Forgive me if i sound rude but
You boned wendy twice.
And both of those times it was only *half* consensual, said consensual half only exist because she owes you.
>N3
| C'mon Cyrus back me up, she diddn't say stop once! completely legal o3o
-Tsuya
| >>290934
I uuuuuuhhhh
...
...
Well heres the catch.
I find both of you to be awesome people.
Thus.
>[user N3verW3re has disconnected]
| >>290941
He probably didn't disconnect, you know. He probably just used his hacking skills to make it appear that way as an attempt to avoid this conversation.
-GG
| Well, you with consent, or you don't. One of the few black or white things in life. I was going to ask him about this juicey job I have, bit I guess someone else will have to do.
-Jhensen
| A juicy job? How is it juicy, and is it legal?
-GG
| There is such thing as too much sex??? Do NOT tell my bf! Technically he's my gf now but when in Neo-Rome...
-YSS
| >>291022
The legality of the job varies, and so does the pay. I was hoping to catch N3, since I worked with him before.
-Jhensen
| >>291100
Ok. If it's not legal, I can't do it. I don't work in the shadows. I try to keep it clean.
-GG
| I'm surprised you don't have any grand grand children yet considering how much you're doing it every night.
-r
| I'm not the type for romance on a sexual level. But kisses and biting? Sign me up.
>syhK
| Im the type that does it like a beast when I get really turned on.
-Emily
| >64
Humm humm... You know, i kind of gotten used to the creeps following me, some of them are really nice!
the others try to drug me...
| If anyone tries to drug you, you should kill them.
-GG
| Or drug them.
>syhK
| >[User N3verW3re has connected]
Or you can stab them in the balls.
>N3
| >[User N3verW3re has connected]
Or you can stab them in the balls.
>N3
| >>291795
No. Killing is better. By doing that you make sure that they can't pose a threat further down the line, and you don't stoop to their level.
-GG
| Didn't we already have this discussion? Just carry a taser or a gun or what have you.
-Fiz
| >>291801
We have had it, but he doesn't listen. I think he might be a pacifist or some shit like that.
-GG
| Ugh i triied shooting one... but i almost shot an innocent bystander...
| Marie, hon, ever noticed how the creeps only follow you once? While you all think killing is a good idea, I think it just leads to lots of police tape.
-Cain
| Hm... i guess... But some of them are persistant... trap fanatics or something... ugh.. I put away thr rifle anyway, clashed with my outfit =3=
| >>291812
So he let's you kill them instead? What if they try to kill him right then and there though. How would you save him?
-GG
| Bu-but i've been with this P300MX laser rifle for months! She's my baby!
| >>291818
No, I just make sure to scar them just right. Enough to keep them away, and just under needing a therapist.
| >>291833
It would probably be good for them to go to a therapist, so you should start scaring them a little more.
-GG
| >>291844
They aren't worth that much effort.
>>291854
It's also nigh time to tell you to throw away that rifle.
-Cain
| Someone keeps sneaking up behind me trying to slide a ring down my tail. I will never get over how creepy that is, but I'm not resorting to violence. Just how much worse is it that you'd want to hurt someone?
| >>291900
Ever felt a .45-70? And the action on those things are cool as hell. We could even name it Marie's leg.
-Cain
| >>291908
Suppose thats fair.
Then again my opinion could be biased as my gun of choice is a
454 magnum rev with a 30mm grenade launcher...
Also 'Marie's leg' ill admit you caused a chuckle.
>N3
| >>291911
I'm going to need to know what mods you use for recoil mitigation, because 454s are easy to fire without mods, but the 30mm? That's not remotely possible.
-Cain
| >>291897
There will always be the one creep with no fraggin concept of rejection or the meaning of the word "no." Attention of any kind just feeds his desperation. You give him trauma and he will mistake you for a tsundere. Best you can do is stay away and hope he latches onto someone else.
-YSS
| >>291932
Ummmm, okayyyyy, here is what your threat sounds like to a perv: "CHANGE YOUR GENITALS AND I WILL SCISSOR YOU FOREVER!"
| >>291948
See, my relationship is in a very strange place right now. I don't even have a good reason to think like that.
-YSS
| >>291948
Lol
>>291926 >>291921
And just in case you do not believe me.
>>>https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQznRmUvC0stK3lBnh7Xo7KgrCrUqn1GKbiOQ4coDabs-D1QDAF
>N3
| I hope there's reinforced cylinder arm, the launcher might damage that.
-Cain
| But we also got to talk.
-Cain
| Girls can be creeps, too. In 6th grade I reeeeally wanted romance. I went a little crazy and fell head over heels for Saria-senpai. We barely knew each other, but in my head we were BFF or something. I lost control and jumped up to her, screaming about how I felt. It was the first time in my life I realized I could be scary. Pure terror in her eyes. Still hurts to think about her.
GOOD THING SHE DIDN'T STAB ME IN THE VAGINA! But it might have hurt less.
-YSS
| >grenades for self defense
I'm laughing so hard right now. Not sure why XD
-Fiz
| >>292033
I'm not telling you off, we just need to talk.
-Cain
(I'll make a Gallery thread sometime in the Evening GMT.)
| >>292056
Who said it was for self defense?
>>291972
Wouldn't use something as crazy as that without proper knowledge beforehand madame.
>N3
| >>292091
Ah, this must be your famous scariness. I must admit i am not impressed.
Still, [cords here].
You have your info, follow up on your threat then.
No tricks no traps no nothing.
Kill.me.
>N3
| >A vid feed is posted, facing the [Cords Here]
>Drones begin to gather in the area, the drones are the ones which N3 uses.
Please, you should be careful as to who you give your drone controllers to.
-Cain
| I don't get the fuss.
Why not just use a *CLOAK*? If you don't want to hurt people and want to get rid of them, outrun them! I use them all the time.
-r
| >>292109
>you see him just sitting there on his phone with some tea.
>he looks to be typing something
___________________________________
Go on then.
Im waiting.
>N3
| >All the drones close in on him forming a sort of shell. Some eagle eyes people may see makeshift devices tacked on to them.
Frankly, I think it's a waste of a clone body, but if you say so.
>They all begin to hum, charging up their capacitors, for the explosives.
| >>292128
>he just sits there
___________________________________
Well im insulted
Those were never clones.
>N3
| This is quite enjoyable. Thank you.
-GG
| >>292130
>While the drone are expected explode, they do not. All that happens is they fizzle out, dying from a collective EMP explosion.
I wonder why you haven't teleported away, as you usually do. So I've taken the liberty of my access, and gave myself a back door to your network. Thanks for the info, I'll be sure to tell your targets.
-Cain
| Your drone network was storing footage locally. I used some simple logic, and personal information gathering, the footage, and tada, I got a list of targets, and potential clientele.
If I kill you, you are dead, and that's it.
But if I hear you apart, and everything you stand for, you are nothing.
-Cain
(Please do step in if I am over-stepping boundaries, I feel quite close to one. Especially the killing other people's charechters.)
| Wow that escalated quickly. Come now, Cyrus, why you gotta antagonize our lovely supplier like that?
-Fiz
| Oh that.
congratulations.
That was the clientele list for a porn shop.
Like id actually be that sloppy.
Also i highly recommend not looking at the folder named [placeholder] as i put a few memetics in there.
>N3
___________________________________
>if you were to actually look, it would just be a rick roll.
| So you are telling me that all this clot on me, and these POIs for the UN but I conclude.
You win, N3.
Saying that, my network picked up a job request, by request of a fellow called "Jhensen". He requested you.
-Cain
| >>292152
I do not think i was antagonizing her in any way?
I called her madame, in which she requested me not to as it "made her feel old"
Thus i offer to call her Fraulein which means "young woman".
Yet as response she threatened to kill me
Even then i had the option to do away with her but i didnt.
I did not choose retaliation.
Be the better person.
Better to let her kill me then to stoop to such a level as unjustified violence.
>N3
| >>292159
Take it how you will but those are genuinely just patrons of a shop that deals in pornographic content.
I know the owner, he recommends people my cafe, i direct others to his store.
Also jhensen wants me?
I wonder what for...
>N3
| Well if marie calls Cain "Mom" should totallu go with the german equivilent "Mutter"
| >>292172
Well, I have antagonized myself. Reimbursement for the drone will be send shortly. Again, maybe if I looked at what Fraulein was, this would have not happened.
My sincere apologies.
-Cain
| >>292189
(What's done is done, I felt like it was me power playing... I thought Fraulein ment grandma...)
| >>292192
(you thought Fraulein meant grandma?
Im not gonna lie, it would actually sound like that to some.
I mean the language sounds like really angry drunk Dutch.
We have antibabypillen which means birth control pills.
I honestly find that hilarious.)
| Hey N3! do you have any more "Antibaby pills"?
| >Fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss
OhwaitCainismarried?
-Fiz
| This went from weird to scary to super scary then weird again. How great.
-r
| Thank you, for this wonderful live event. I really enjoyed it. A bit more action would have been fun, but I digress. Don't want people killing eachother for my entertainment.
-GG
| >65
I threw away the laser rifle like mom told me...
Buti forgot to take out the plasma battery cell and the entire thing shorted causing a massive fire...
Hum... hee....
| I don't have normal sex, i do... SUPRISE BUTTSECKS!
| >66
Just found out my mom has this super cool job! Who knew that she was the same Cain i see on here selling some.stuff sometimes!
| Who didn't know, aside from you apparently?
-GG
| Sir Marie. That sounds quite noble. I like it, and think we should call him that more often.
-GG
| Nigger faggot
| >67
Mmm Shooting a gun is soo satisfying... It's so nice to be at a shooting range....
| It's good that you like it. Makes killing rapists easier.
-GG
| Yeah... But is it kind of bad that i'm enjoying this? wouldn't want to become a villan...
| >68
Good news! Some of the creeps following me for a long time have finally topped!
BAd news! i think there is a cult built around lolis with guns...
| I'm not sure that it's a cult, but it's at least an organisation.
-GG
| Reminds me of a time i had to rob lumberjacks in skirts...
>N3
| >69
Turns out the loli with guns fanclubs has a traps with guns subsectio ....
| They can be your ultimate rivals or something, and you can fight them and shit, and there could be a hentai made about it.
-GG
| AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
| >70
...huh.
Wonder if i should start helling mom sell guns...
| Yeah!
| If you want to. You seem to like guns, so the answer is probably yes.
-GG
| >>302040 >>301555 >>302024 >>301522
Guys, I do this so that she can have a good, well funded life, and I don't plan to have her in the business, I'd rather keep my precious daughter safe.
-Cain
| Ok.... fine...
-Marie
| >71
You ever get asked out by a teenager and have to explain them you're way too old for them (and married?)
*sigh*
| What was the context?
>N3
| Eh you know... the usual.. bump into girl around corner, she drops stuff, i help her pick things up...
| *chuckle*
And what was their reaction?
>N3
| They blushed a lot... ran away.. stalked me for a bit...
it was charming at first..
| At first. What changed that?
-GG
| Ugh... she somehow united a bunch of fanclubs into a Marie-chan mega coglomerat...
| Wow...that...that is surprising.
Like i know you are considered cute and all sir marie but wow.
A marie-chan mega fanclub...forgive me if i sound(ed) rude but thats a bit much.
So what are you going to do about it?
>N3
| Samething i always do, Look cute and get chased i guess
| Sir, I have to say, stop doing that. You should let people know when you don't want something, and if they don't listen, there should be consequences.
-GG
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| >63
Uhm...
How much do you guys have sex?
I'm j-just wondering if i'm doing it too much...
Also i can't believe we're at 501 posts already...