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Looking for Heisters

| Come on GC, there has to be a few of you here who are in that buisness, and I got a tasty offer for you all

Not using the job thread, thats for sheeples!

We'll do a loud hit, front entrance with guns blazing. we'll blast open the vault and take all we can carry and more if you dont mind fending off QUINCY's dogs.

The bank has gold, nanoressources, intel and private holdings, its a drekking gold mine!

Anyone interested?
-Mr.johnson


| That sounds *way* too good to be true.
How could one know that this isnt a trap?
>Herr Schmidt


| >>284522
Because this is part of the shadow web? What kind of banker shukujin would fucking come here?

Also, what kind of trap would that be, if I were trapping you I'd have some fancy Otaku dress it up like a stealth job and then trap you in the vault obviously.
-Mr.Johnson


| ITT: Another corpse waiting to happen.


| 'shadow web'
we've got paid advertising here now, it's not as 'shadow' as it once was


| >Going loud
What a fucking animal.
-Jhensen


| >>284727
Agreed.
There would be too much risks going in loud
>Herr Schmidt


| >>284727
Says the gurl who blew up a clinic and pissed off two corps. -Spire


| >>284814
yuo see Spire, it was al pert of me plan.
-ウマトミセカ


| >>284828
Sure then. -Spire


| I can't go but I got some thermal drills. Heavily used. Seizes up often but I guarantee you it works, just need to unstuck it a bunch.


| I used to know a guy who could shout a man back from near death...

good times...


| >>285278
The fuck?
Who the hell sold you that drill, The cops?


| >>285412 you try making a safe cracking tool out of 20 dollars of home depot shit.


| >>285816
Hey man, I atleast put points in my Technicians skills for fucks sake.


|


| >>285857 a valid point. The way I do things though, I work at home AND I don't have to expose myself to police. That's your guys' job! Lol

Though I wish making better drills wasn't so expensive... Heisters conveniently "forget" to leave the drill at the drop, they break them, etc. And thermite's illegal, hard to get, AND somehow expensive! Ugh.


| >>286271
How about some good old picklocking and safecracking? Better than your broken ass drills.
-Jhensen


| >>286306 old-fashioned lockpicking will only get you so far. Custom wards and tumblers will make it a chore to get past some doors without even more specialized lockpicks. But if you have the scratch, sure I'll help you make that mistake
A lot of GenSec safes have code locks that you'll need to get the cardkey for (or bruteforce the RFID tag, which takes forever, iono, I'm not a software guy). But the drill ALWAYS works. All it takes is time


| Well, I never said it was my only skill. Social engineiring is important, and to help with that, there are 3 things to motivate people.

Hunger.

Fear.

And Money.

-Jhensen


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| >>286397
>All it takes is time
When the only thing standing between you and security hit squad is a couple of minutes, you don't want to spend this couple of minutes unjamming a piece of junk.
—HAD


| Atleast they're portable, i remember back on a train job we mustve had 10 or 20 running at once...


| I have a water gun, am I in or what..
~TWGMAN


| >>286819
Perfect, you can kill the cops with laughter.


| I can get in and scout, I suppose. Not that I do bank jobs often.
>syhK


| >>286415 fair enough. I know some heisters who run their own rig ( like>>cc6248 said ) and that works well for them. Me, I'm no heister, I work in construction. Everything I buy for these, works just as well on the construction floor. That's why it's not illegal.

>>286819 I mean, it would work for stealth jobs. But you'd basically be relegated to pager bitch. But a cut of the earnings is a cut.


| I could also make the escape routes slippery thus making the cops fall down midchase.
~TWGMAN

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